JustRandomThoughts
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Joined March 2021
When you flush the toilet and the water doesn’t stop rising
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99 in the 100-104 age class. You cheated Betty. Enjoy the money….
Canadian swimmer Betty Brussel sets records in the 100 to 104 year-old age class in Saanich, British Columbia at the age of 99.
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I don’t think this was taken today somehow.
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Says someone who only did a job for 49 days.
🚨 NEW: Liz Truss has reportedly suggested the retirement age should be raised to 80 . [@mikeysmith].
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No one:. The tweet I was really invested in when the timeline refreshes
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We didn’t
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Me controlling the iPhone and iPad
iOS 18 will introduce Eye Tracking, which allows users to control their iPhone and iPad with their eyes.
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Two friends put on a brave face during the Blitz (1940)
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Me walking back after I knocked down just one pin in bowling
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If you had pick one celebrity to meet the aliens, who would it be?.
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“Drag will confuse kids” what the hell was this?
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Resisting the urge to make another Gary Barlow son joke.
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Going upstairs and the temperature getting hotter and hotter with each step
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Seeing Camilla in that carriage instead of Diana
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Not the Unknown already getting it’s own Villains Wiki entry
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Manager: do you mind just staying for a couple more hours??. Me:
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super proud of this one for getting 4 A*s for A Levels off to oxford Uni now to do aerospace engineering well done ar kid xxxxxxxx
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She looks like she’s going to wink and tell me I’m the Weakest Link.
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Couples when they post “just bought our first house with this one🏠😍”
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This.
Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when the world started to go to shit?.
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Obsessed with this queen that’s been featured in 3 different adverts these past few months
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good luck to this one xxxx on his first day of high school xxxx grown up so fast xxxx
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“It’s mad what’s going on with this lad in Tenerife”
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5 years ago today the UK went into its first lockdown and completely lost its mind
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The wheelie bins when they’re asked where they’ve been today
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Having a shower with a fixed shower head when you’re tall
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This deffo wasn’t taken today.
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The miis in the background when I’m about to take a shot at bowling
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Center Parcs locking forcing ppl to stay inside their cabins when the Queen died.
What scandal do you think a TV drama needs to depict next?.
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Masked Singer is funny bc they’ll unironically guess someone like Madonna like she’s going to go on itv2 of a Saturday night dressed as a lampshade.
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Pete Davidson and Justine Littlewood are reportedly now dating
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Me shocked at the fact Jimmy Carter has died despite him being 100
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Thinking about how Fireman Sam had about 30 fires a week despite having a population of about 10 lol.
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35 degrees 35 degrees .when you’re when you’re .in Spain in the UK
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It’s crazy to think that this isn’t even fake.
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Gary Barlow switching the lights on in his son’s house
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Utterly obsessed with this Madge from Benidorm birthday cake
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Eating one of these was basically a Bushtucker Trial
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Captain Tom’s Daughter when he started doing laps of the garden
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Happy 0% Lorraine attendance day to all who celebrate.
Lorraine Kelly did not host her own show this morning, with Ranvir Singh stepping in. #Lorraine has hosted 0 episodes out of 1 (0%) this year. Ranvir has hosted 1 episode.
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Omg imagine watching the Corrie tram crash in here omggg.
First look inside the immersive Sphere arena in Las Vegas, which opened with a U2 concert.
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Meanwhile in the UK
BREAKING: July was the hottest month ever recorded.
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Two week mourning period now commences for our fallen icon Minah Shannon #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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Gail and Audrey running up that hill to make a deal with God
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Suella Braverman after being sacked by Rishi Sunak
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You can just imagine Sheridan Smith playing a character in a three part gritty drama on itv about how her and her family were locked in a Center Parcs and trying to escape their cabin undetected just go have a go on Tropical Cyclone
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Jeremy Vine when a car safely overtakes him on his bike
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When your friend forces you to go out for a “couple of drinks”
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Andrew Tate has been permanently banned from the ‘Nev It Up’ game.
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When someone asks me who ate the apple in the Garden Of Eden
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She looks like she’s about to present Strictly with Tess Daly.
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“I didn’t watch the 2010 Corrie Tram Crash” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩.
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How I feel after peeling one potato at Christmas
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Me declining calls on the AirPods
The new AirPods 4 will allow people to answer or reject calls by shaking their head or nodding.
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AI has always been evil. I’ll never forget the unfathomably cruel Galaxy advert with ‘Audrey Hepburn’
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What did he do???
Hacker has to pay Nintendo 20-30% of his salary for the rest of his life after being released from prison
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When the cabin crew announces ‘boarding complete’ and no one is sat next to you
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Lily Allen when she rhymed ‘Tesco’ with ‘Al Fresco’.
I just wrote one of the best fucking songs of my life.
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But tbf it wasn’t Eileen Grimshaw’s responsibility to oversee the NHS and set out rules for Covid.
The reality is Matt Hancock did more to protect people from the impact of Covid than any of the celebrities sitting round that jungle campfire.
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BREAKING: Just Stop Oil have targeted Auntie Mabel’s Plane. A spokesperson has said that they’re unimpressed with the pensioner’s frequent expeditions to WHSmith (to buy one pencil)
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When your primark bag splits open in the rain.
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Can’t believe this conning icon has made it onto the Thorntons advert. Check your chocolates folks!
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You can’t post a random picture and expect people to understand it.
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Omg 11 years since the iconic tram crash happened in Corrie. It should be featured in textbooks and taught in schools
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“You’re delivery will arrive at 1530”. Me at 8AM:
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The staff member clicking ‘visibly looks over 25’ when I scan alcohol
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The Uk seeing the first drop of rain this morning
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Me: has an entire catalogue of film to watch at my leisure on Netflix and Disney+. What I choose to watch:
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Daniel Khalife being arrested after only making it to Chiswick
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The fact the clocks go back tonight and the Uk will be plunged into darkness once it gets to 4 in the evening
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To celebrate Oasis returning let’s remember the time Tracy Barlow killed Charlie Stubbs with a tacky ornament whilst dancing to Whatever.
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Congratulations to this one for getting 3A*s and 1 A on his A Levels . going to Oxford to study criminology couldn’t be prouder of my boy xxxxxx
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Me after buying a new kettle and saving £10 on the energy bill
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