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Armchair know it all. Bacon sarnies, music, baseball, politics and bacon sarnies.
Carrickfergus, Norn Iron.
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Jaysus, did they barricade the doors and set fire to the Madrid dressing room?
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Did you get any of those things cleared off the "to do" list today?
Well......
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I found a stash of seven different socks hidden away about a month after this angel passed away.
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Easy for you to say fella, with your fancy two way doors. I've been stuck in the garage since last March.
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@PaulChr37462032
Man Utd fan for 46 years and you're totally correct.
Shankly built the foundations, Paisley built the monument.
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Once more for the comically dim(yes, that means you Lorna).
There is a gents toilet. There is a ladies toilet. There is an accessible toilet(which are always unisex).
Sit this one out, you're woefully out of your depth.
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@AuthorJaneM
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@lorcaat
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You're quite the poster child for the Dunning-Kruger effect.
What happened in your life that made you so monumentally insecure that you can't admit when you're in error and just move on?
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Steve
Gary
Whatcha doing?
Waiting on my hook up
Catnip?
Yep
You've been hitting it hard lately
Says who?
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Snitches get stitches Steve
Fair enough.
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Put me down!
Ah shite....
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Instead of screaming at a total stranger on social media, have a wee look at what brought you to this point.
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Really.
No, not as such.
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You're a fragile little snowflake, aren't you Gareth?
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