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I can see why the GOP hates Taylor Swift…. When she’s not ruining the NFL, she’s making kids with cancer feel like the most special person in the world. Truly vile stuff.
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Kyle Rittenhouse was murdered tonight in Tennessee.
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Kamala Harris spent $400 of her own money on a pot. Donald Trump spent millions of our money on golf. Guess which one the republicans are upset over?
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This will never stop being funny
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In spite of being a mother and grandmother, I selfishly committed a crime. I was arrested and let out on bail, but I was too stupid to follow those rules so I was put on home arrest. Now I am going to prison for the crime I committed. - Fixed that for you, Rachel.
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I, a mom & grandmother with no criminal history, have lived like this since #j6 . The box on my ankle holding me INSIDE the house, unable to live. In 13 days the government will force me to endure a 51 month sentence because the last 3 years of confinement means nothing.
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Now is a good time to remind everyone that Trump isn’t running FOR reelection, he’s running FROM prosecution. #TrumpMeltdown
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Steve Scalise was shot, saved by government-funded healthcare, learned no lessons about guns and continued to fight against healthcare for you & me. He then voted against stem cell research and now needs a stem cell transplant. I do not wish him well.
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Why is it only British reporters know how to handle these people?
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Lemme get this straight... We should resume life because the virus is overhyped but Manafort is going home because the virus is deadly?
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I just ate a chili cheese dog and I have less knowledge of what was in that than the vaccine I took. It also has worse side effects.
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** WARNING ** The Russian trolls pretending to be Bernie Bros will be out en masse declaring they won’t vote for Biden. Their goal is get you to react with an anti Bernie message and thus cause real division and lower voter turnout. Don’t fall for this. PLEASE RETWEET
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I got a guy kicked out of a store today for not wearing a mask. I am Batman.
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You may not know you needed to hear Hillbilly-Asian Fusion music, but you do. Wait for the Asian to fuse, baby…
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I don’t know who this is, but I love her.
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Florida man plays invisible accordion while wearing a 6’ tie and talking gibberish in the third person.
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If you travel, be prepared to love me. Watch this. (I verified that it works)
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Last week Cy Vance hired the big gun. Today, the Supreme Court just handed him the ammo.
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Why? Because 734,000 is bigger than all your numbers.
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The most unlikely Florida man video ever? Bubba looking Florida man sings an Alicia Keys song during street karaoke and it doesn’t go as you would expect.
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Elon Musk said permanent bans shouldn’t happen, free speech is guaranteed and comedy is now allowed on Twitter. Until Kathy Griffin, a comedian, used her free speech to tease him and then he permanently banned her.
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Just another responsible, highly trained gun owner doing responsible gun stuff.
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Lemme get this straight... Trump wrote a plan to replace the plan that Obama didn’t leave to combat the scenario no one could see coming.
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Holy crap, anyone watching Maddow?!? McCarthy was going to ask Trump to resign! AND THERE’S A RECORDING #Maddow
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Sidney Powell is being disbarred in Texas. The Kracken has cracked?
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Michael Rapaport was watching TV this morning and I can’t stop laughing.
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Pssst, MAGAts... Deep Throat was an anonymous source too.
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I’m in Boulder and the place is crawling with granola-eating, hippy libtards. They have Biden stickers on cars here! Not a truck with a giant Trump flag in sight. There was a pride rainbow painted on a crosswalk! What is this place?!? Kinda fucking beautiful, that’s what.
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The narcissist in chief obsessives over ratings so I vow to not watch the State of the Union speech tomorrow. Who’s with me?
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In celebration of the leader of ISIS being taken out, let’s revisit this gem.
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This will never stop being funny
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Here’s to being Trump-free in 2020! Can I get an amen?
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200,000 of our fellow Americans can’t vote in November. Let’s vote for them.
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Watch this. Everyone. All of it. Watch this.
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Take a break from the hellscape that is today’s news and watch this… Little people seeing clearly for the first time. Trust me.
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Once again, my offer of marriage stands. Damn I love her.
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Crockett: To be clear, whatever happens to your little leader it is going to be because of the actions he took so you can talk all you want to about how January 6 was nonsense but all of you are running at that time. You all were grabbing gas masks.
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Trump is no Obama. Proof positive that orange is not the new black.
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I hope you’re sitting down for this news, Christian Nationalists… Grandpa Dum Dum doesn’t know any of the words to The Lord’s Prayer. It’s almost as though he’s never been to church before.
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I don’t mean to brag, but I designed this.
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Neera Tanden just fell victim to the trifecta of hypocrisy, sexism and racism. Please RETWEET to show her your support. @neeratanden
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I donated a lot of money to Kyrsten Sinema, I conducted online fundraising for her and even paid $1,000 to attend a lunch with her and Kamala Harris. The next election, my money and efforts will be directed toward her primary opponent. @SenatorSinema @kyrstensinema
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Dear @TomSteyer , If I was a billionaire, I would be on television TONIGHT letting the whistleblower know I had his back. Legal fees & 5 years of income if he loses his job. Thank you, America
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Here’s a few seconds later when he walks off in a huff with his support dog. 😂😂😂
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Remember when the republicans tried to pretend they were upset about the color of the suit on the man but it was really the color of the man in the suit?
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Dear Media, fact check this fool like this EVERY SINGLE DAY. Thank you, America. #TrumpIsALaughingStock
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You think you can scare us Gen X’ers? We grew up when this shit was normal.
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I can’t believe the radical liberal socialists coerced Weisselberg into not paying taxes and created a second set of books for Trump Org.
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I donated to the guy who doesn’t need my money to pay his lawyers and civil judgements.
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A rooster, a frog and a monkey find your shroom stash…
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I could watch this all day.
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That was nice of Trump to film that Biden ad today with Chris Wallace.
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May this be Trump’s last birthday as a free man.
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Trump has now been endorsed by Osama Bin Laden’s niece, the Taliban and the GOP.
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I didn’t see all episodes of Handmaid’s Tale, but I get the gist. I haven’t read everything Amy Coney Barret has written, but I get the gist. It’s the same gist.
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I’m trying to recall something that has outraged me as much as this.
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Reason number 397 why I have no interest in being on a cruise ship.
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The Trump rally. Wow, I haven’t seen a crowd like this since my high school wrestling matches.
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I stand corrected, this is the stupidest thing he’s ever said.
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I’m confused... Trump is trying to paint Biden as a racist. Why would he want to send his supporters to Joe?
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Qanon: “We’re battling sex traffickers and saving the children!” DOJ: “Matt Gaetz was trafficking children” Qanon: “Not those ones.”
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Over the past four days, I’ve felt increasingly worse. Seriously ill. Today, I went to urgent care and it’s not good news. Fuck, this is harder to write than I thought it would be. I have a man cold. As most women know, it’s 100% fatal as per the afflicted. Send prayers.
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Dear Magats, More police officers have died from Covid than have died in the line of duty since March. Now tell me how much Trump cares about police officers.
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I think we should all personally thank @tedcruz for riding his clown bus to visit eight GOP candidates to ensure they ALL lose.
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Nominating a woman with only three years of experience who belongs to a religious sect and holds extreme views by lauding the fact that she graduated from a 2nd tier law school is the GOP’s idea of diversity.
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I think it’s time to admit an uncomfortable truth... The power of carrying a badge & gun attracts people with a certain psychology - people who crave power & dominance over others. We need to do a much better job psychologically screening police applicants.
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Meal Team Six deploying advanced warfare tactics against the deep state cops. Good luck, libtards, you ain’t prepared for this heat.
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A 16 year old girl with Asperger's Syndrome sailed across the Atlantic Ocean to deliver an impassioned speech before the UN to save the world. In the following day... Trump Mocked her. A guest on Fox called her mentally ill. On a scale of 1-10, where's your rage meter?
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A dishwasher machine company came up to me with tears in its dishwashing machine company eyes and said, “Sir, they won’t let us use water.” - Grandpa dementia makes up a story about water & thinks the dishwashing machine company washes the dishes.
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Now would be a good time to remind everyone that Mr Memory claimed to not remember 27 times in his written responses to Mueller.
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I don’t want to see Hunter Biden’s laptop but I sure as hell want to see Don Jr’s phone.
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Before you get too surprised that 27% of Americans believe Trump is a man of god, please remember that 7% of Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
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Last night at Mar-a-Lago: A guy famous for stealing music performed for a guy famous for stealing classified documents.
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omg omg omg... the Hunter Biden story is true. Except, instead of Hunter Biden it’s Matt Gaetz, a phone instead of a laptop, and a hooker’s apartment instead of a repair shop.
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Dear MAGAts, Urine a cult.
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Let’s say Trump gets Covid at one of his upcoming rallies... Now imagine his last words are, “I can’t breathe”? You’re welcome.
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Why did he leave the restaurant with the tray? Almost like this is staged or something.
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Will there be no audience during the presidential debates? Can you imagine how bad Trump will be without an audience?!? I’m giddy.
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My offer of marriage to Jasmine remains open for all eternity. @JasmineForUS
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The GOP just turned 70% of Americans into single-issue voters. Against them. #RoeVsWade
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@elonmusk You’re blaming activists? Elon, your messaging has been all over the place and racial slurs are up something like 500% since you took over. You’ve personally seen to horrible accounts being reinstated (Caturd). The right wing is for hate speech and you seem to back them.
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I may sign up for Truth Social just to post this.
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"The honorable Donald J Trump of Florida has received one [vote]" *members start laughing*
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My New Year’s resolution is to stop making so many typos. Wish me lick.
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Pee-nado is next level terror.
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@elonmusk How horrible! No swastikas?!? The horror… I mean, being woke means your eyes are open to systemic bias and discrimination. That’s just unacceptable.
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I just had a MAGA say to me “fake news is real”.
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My father in law was a good man. In spite of a limited education & having a child when he was 18, he always provided for his family. He wasn’t a perfect dad but he stayed. Today, he died alone on the floor of a public restroom. He didn’t deserve that end. I’m so angry.
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This is trending at 4. It’d be a shame if everyone retweeted this and got it higher. #TrumpSmellsBad
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Who thinks Trump should ask his base of deplorables to go fight his war with their assault rifles?
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This may be the stupidest thing he’s ever said.
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Just got this baby in the mail and can’t wait to wander the grocery store wearing it. I might even iron it first!
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If only there was some way for Trump to debunk the NYT story. Some document of some type... #TrumpTaxReturns
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Wait for it...
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@DefNotDarth @charliekirk11 “White people ended slavery”… that was started by… *checks notes* White people. 😂😂😂 PS - George Floyd did not die from an overdose. God you people are idiots.
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THIS is how Trump should be questioned every f**king day. Anyone else agree?
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This may be the best thing I’ve ever watched. Volume up and put on those dancing shoes.
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This is almost a perfect stream of stupid. Poor grammar, ignorance, idiotic non sequitur, utterly illogical… Wow.
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I didn’t believe I could think less of Aaron Rodgers, yet here we are.
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I’m arranging catering for my Trump reinstatement party tomorrow. What should be on the menu?
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