jamie @gnuman1979 profile

jamie

@gnuman1979

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Join me for my silly take on life, love and morons. It won't be boring. Maybe a little boring, but it don't cost nothin. I'm a little nutz.

Joined February 2011

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jamie

@gnuman1979

5 years

Quarantine day 6.

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3 years

Even if you don't like volleyball, you have to watch this point.

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5 years

Dude is very calm.

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6 years

I don’t even know what’s right anymore.

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6 years

Best costume so far.

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6 years

An attempt was made.

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5 years

Display at a library. Some folks get it.

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6 years

Overestimates his height a little.

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5 years

This is Buddy the German Shepherd who led 1st responders to the fire that threatened his families lives.

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6 years

What the hell just happened.

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5 years

Who the fuck is driving these cruise ships?

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6 years

Bob! What the fuck is going on with my water?

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5 years

There is no fucking way.

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6 years

Seems a bit excessive to me.

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6 years

We don’t teach essential skills in American schools.

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8 years

My eclipse glasses.

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1 year

I have no idea why this made me laugh.

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6 years

You are so fucking fired!

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5 years

Ever alert and aware of their surroundings.

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6 months

My nephew finally comes home tonight.

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2 years

Dam.

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5 years

Have kids they said, it’s life changing they said, you’ll love it they said.

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6 years

That’s a full time job.

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5 years

This is Chug, he has a drinking problem.

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5 years

You want more of this? Come at me bro!!

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4 years

Okay, who did this?

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11 months

Preach.

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6 years

Synchronized dog fighting.

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5 years

Where’s a traffic cop when you need one?

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2 years

Run!!!! Danger danger!

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6 years

How about a roller skating monkey? Are you not entertained?!!!

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5 years

Fucking potholes!

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5 years

Cats are assholes.

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5 years

Now that’s cool.

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5 years

I’m calling the oceanographer.

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6 months

Gonna be a long four years huh Bert?

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2 years

Outstanding.

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6 years

That smile though.

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3 years

Understandable.

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5 years

Settle down Karen.

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5 years

Ahhh, this is the life. Right Bob?

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5 years

Turtle emergency, turtle emergency!

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5 years

Do I have to draw you a fucking map?

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5 years

Stalking their prey.

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5 years

Just checking.

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5 years

No way that cat will get through this!

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5 years

Dude may never get laid again.

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3 years

That's a bad place for a wasps nest.

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1 year

Drats! Foiled again.

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5 years

No you come here Karen.

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5 years

Dad hates when I do this.

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6 years

It’s all fun and games until.

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5 years

Dogs at the shelter choosing their Christmas toy. Go to your shelter and adopt one tomorrow.

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6 years

I don’t get cats.

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6 years

Fucking cat.

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5 years

Did not see that coming

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5 years

How dads babysit.

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1 year

One squirrel from disaster.

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5 years

How’s life going? Well, you know, good I guess.

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5 months

Let the memes begin!

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2 years

How can I teach my dogs that.

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5 years

She thinks she locked her keys in the car.

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5 years

I think I see your problem.

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6 years

A cow bat.

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6 years

I guarantee, this will make your day a little brighter.

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2 years

Babies are like tiny drunk people.

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5 years

Two types of dogs in the world.

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6 years

Ever have one of those days?

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5 years

Oh boy, oh boy, maybe we’ll catch some catfish.

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5 years

OOOh, he was only doing 78 mph. So close

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5 years

Current status.

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6 years

Wow. You go girl.

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3 years

Holy fuck! Holy fuck! Holy.

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5 years

Whatever Bob.

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5 years

Attack! Retreat!

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5 years

Who’s from Atlanta? Shits on fire yo.

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5 years

Look away. Cows are going to eat that cat.

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5 years

I am a handsome devil aren’t I.

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I’m no mechanic, but I’d say that is not good.

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Well shit.

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5 years

Decontaminating after playing with human.

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2 years

Pointers gonna point,

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5 years

Some are oblivious to the obstacles in their path.

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6 years

Practicing his death stalk.

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One of the all time great voice overs.

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4 years

Okay, who did this?

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5 years

Silly human, your cages can’t contain me.

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2 years

I can't even parallel park.

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5 years

How was your Monday? Mine was just like that.

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1 year

We need more if this please.

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5 years

Are you ready? BABY GOATS!!!

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6 years

Karen!!! Your weird looking dog is on top of me again!!!!

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5 years

New world record for the worst leap in history.

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3 years

Happy Halloween!

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