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Bowser Main, dabble in Zelda. Foreman of the Sortland Smash scene. The tournament-attendingest player north of the polar circle.
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Guys im tweeking out Sortland E-sport Lag just got 67000 Norwegian crowns.
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@befbadbelly
Not everyone can take antidepressants either? It's not even an either/or anyways, people do both.
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@DudespostingWs
Dont do this. Don't risk death and serious injury for your own or other people's mere material possessions.
However it's still rad if noone got injured
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@ZEROSUlTSAMUS
Prof: in this class were gonna learn racism
Student: don't you mean *about* racism?
Prof: I know what I said.
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@Scurvy_Bones
@xaviersonline
Pain tolerance goes up a lot when doing, uuuh, stranuous activity.
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@stacycay
Just because you're part of a discriminated minorty doesn't give you a cart blanche to trivialize the suffering of others.
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@greentexts_bot
I'll admit I laughed when he told foreman he couldn't write on the whiteboard.
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@bloomfilters
People are overreacting but please at least acknowledge this was a weird thing to say.
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@terminallyOL
Naaah calling a glass of champagne and a slice of pizza just as good as starting a family is mad insulting tbh. And y'all would never keep this energy if it was a male lawyer vs a male bum.
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@GrantpaSwag
@OrwellNGoode
You try working at 7$ an hour and see if you have any "morals" left at the end of a 12 hour shift.
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@jortsftw
@superloafcat
It's WILD entitled to not be the least bit bothered that your behaviour cost someone 70$, even someone you dislike.
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@DelusionPosting
Me when I realize its called sexual attraction and not genderual attraction for a reason.
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@REPRORising_VA
Yes. Remember, when you lose your rights it's very important to watch your tone and not be too uppity.
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@lolinteractions
To people saying he/she are risking getting fired, the manager is already short staffed.
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@manirenee_
At a large enough scale anything happens. It's not reasonable to expect zero cases of abuse in a group of 5000 people. The relevant question is if the frequency of abuse is lower or higher than society in general.
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@ppPepoComfy
The left has let actual misandry into the overton window and far too many are pretending it won't have negative consequences.
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@tragicbirdapp
Yeah actually.
It's literally a competetion. Not everyone can win, and noone is gonna roll over and let others beat them intentionally.
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@prettygirll4L
You're free to avoid me, personally i prefer being direct because too many people just pussyfoot around issues and conflict instead of dealing with it like adults.
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@OrwellNGoode
Nah that's just straight up her problem. She got to the date safely, stands to reason she should be able to get home the same route.
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@xaviersonline
Realistically I think it was just a litmus test of who he can trust going forward.
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@xaviers_online
@zoebroog
@realPhoenixFire
If you can't set your own goals then wtf you doing playing a game where that's the main appeal.
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@europe_enjoyer
Gaddafis Libya was objectively a better place to live than Libya is right now and it's not even close either.
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@manirenee_
"This group of 5000 people have some people among them who are bad and evil" is not a serious critique. "This group of 5000 people has a disproprotionate amount of people who are bad and evil" is.
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@SoHelpMeGODcast
@lporiginalg
"Cannot be defeated by gentiles" while Amy was literally defeated by a liquid. 💀💀
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@LuxuryTweeting
@kwhitaker_
Doing monotonous meditative voluntary physical labour is a bajillion times more theraputic than therapy and any therapist worth their salt would tell you the same.
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@DylanBurns1776
The best political content I've ever seen was Xs election stream with destiny. X would ask a question so extremely fundamental that it wouldn't even ovcur to anyone with a deeper understanding of politics like "why are all the cities blue and all the rural areas red" (1/2)
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@greentexts_bot
It was really disheartening to learn "creepy" in 99% cases just straight up means unattractive and has no objective standard.
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@DylanBurns1776
And destiny could talk for like 15 minutes and reflect deeply on the topic. X made it accessible and destiny made it educational. A lot like when X did chess with Hikaru. I hope they collab more in the future.
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@SigmaActivity
Its less thay there is any explicitly formed romantic intention and more that you feel like she's very comfortable around you.
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@CoolHandJames0
@lporiginalg
If you're not gonna believe the story as told there's no point in engaging with it at all.
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@kompreya
@AnarchoGeze
The fact that you think this reflects poorly on shoe and not the other person is actually hysterically funny.
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@spicethehero
"The opportunity for victory is given by the opponent"
-Sun Tzu (unironically)
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@ercsnyder
@WomenPostingLs
It's just concentrated cope. Truth is she's just not finding that people are attracted to her, and she can't bear that so the ego protects itself by determining that everyone is insecure.
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@kkovid_19
@DudespostingWs
Uuh yeah.
It's not just about the money, it's also the blatant disregard she displayed for him. Like honestly it would be reason enough to just get up and leave.
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@animalologist
@instalpha
It's not a friendzone when you're literally confessing your romantic feelings 😭😭
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@MasonLime
@Stone_tossers
It's just a really silly interpretation as all those shapes are lime red, blue, purple etc. Like clearly skintone wasn't part of it.
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@FriedrichWrang1
@DylanBurns1776
Its accurate though, Scandinavia is geographically separated and this has had measurable effect on their genes, for example Scandinavians have the highest rate of lactose tolerance. The concept of Europe doesn't really make sense to use in genetics.
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@rox_emy
@TheOmniLiberal
Saying no is not enough to keep rapists away. It is CATEGORICALLY enough to keep everyone else away.
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@SlushieV1
@LyricOfWisdom
Not everyone is interested in being the best. Not everyone is in this game for the competetive motivation. Not saying all trash talk is bad, but trash talk against weaker/beginner players is toxic. Leave it for the people who are really serious about the game already.
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@Joelgri76190429
@ChudsOfTikTok
That's how street fights look, punched are random and unmethodical. People defend themselves poorly or not at all. Everything is uncoordinated and chaotic.
UFC has really messed up everyone's preception of what real fighting actually looks like.
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@stinkabuttkat
@limeyinkpots
Men too are opressed by patriarchy so you're not hating your opressor, your hating your fellow opressed.
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@Staymares
@DamienNoddy
@BunnyEarsAD
@SashSoulsmith
@LoroneToby
@greentexts_bot
I think he means she deserved the breakup.
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@PunishedFredda
That map was actually accurate. If the allies had kept smashing themselves onto Italy it would have been a bloodbath for hardly any gain. Which is why they simply didn't do that.
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@HikiCoder
@Stone_tossers
Im noy trying something in real life when it doesn't even work in video games 💀💀
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@Inki_FairyTales
@tomela29988444
@sadgyalbae
@missesandry
You're just saying shit you couldn't even bother to just google??
Yes. Men are working in all those places. Not trans women. Actual men with he/him pronouns.
Wtf is legalized rape even????
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@n1ggalodeon_
@greentexts_bot
The thing that's happening is she's pulling down the foreskin and then just pulling even further when it's fully retracted.
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@IsabellaScar2
Remember guys, if she says she's lesbian, don't throw in the towel just yet, there's still a chance.
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@greentexts_bot
The evidence of his poor emotional control is an anecdote about him successfully controlling his emotions??
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