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My favorite things are MMA, Godzilla, and Cyberpunk 2077. Trans Rights are Human Rights. No longer a lowly pawn of the US Government. Same name on discord

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Scurvy 🏴‍☠️ Bones
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Everything society gave to Game of Thrones should have been given to Black Sails. 4 seasons of heart wrenching character writing, wonderful period-piece visuals, well directed action, and incredible acting. Watch this show immediately. Toby Stephens should have won multiple Emmys
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@jarfieId @docsquiddy @LucyXIV dude read Ender's Game and wanted to ask the internet about it
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@VindictiveMMA Yo...she got some ass tho
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@halomancer1 In the comics he Decapitated Normal Osborn with a guitar during a battle against the police. Maybe thats the death in question?
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@Lizz "I didn't wake up and choose violence, but I can certainly be paid to."
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The UFC should give him a ceremonial walk to the octagon at UFC 300 like they did with Matt Hughes after the train accident
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Aaron Bronsteter
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Great news to start the day. Per his Facebook page, Mark Coleman is responsive, talking and laughing with his family. Mark says "I'm the happiest man in the world!", as he recalls saving his parents lives. (h/t @JMurrayMMA )
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@DannyVegito Making Ian McKellen cry is the 8th deadly sin, but lets not forget that WB also CHANGED LABOR LAWS IN NEW ZEALAND to pay the local film workers less and save money
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@TheKaeruChan @ConSelfOwns The conclusion that they are close to but not getting is that there is no secret illuminati pedophile cabal
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@shaun_vids oh my god i thought the pedo coffe shop comic was a comedic exaggeration
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@GreenTextRepost This was written by a white person
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Internet Historian fans literally just pretending that there was some sort of apology or agreement with bo evidence because they don't want to admit he did something wrong
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So Internet Historian creates a video using Mental Floss's article without their permission, they copyright claim the video, Internet Historian and Mental Floss work it out, and 6 months later HBomberguy decided to interject himself into something that didn't involve him.
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@RawPornMoments I dont even care that he fell, that was impressive
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@thedrunkengiraf @TheKaeruChan @ConSelfOwns Did I say that? No I said "there is no secret illuminati pedophile cabal". Some filthy rich monster getting away with being a monster because he was rich is not the same thing as a satanic pedo cult that rules the world
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@CosmonautMarcus The HighTierHuman arc continues
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@moccadip @THELIFE0FTRIBE to be fair, there are a ton of small things that are hard to notice. Like how when he's dancing in the first few seconds he strikes a couple minstrel poses, or how the cars at the end were all American models produced in detroit
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@bruhstripe @EuphoriTori He is not beating the pussy allegations
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@dj_big_naturals "What about Subway?" "Yeah, NYC is the only place where you can ride the subway too."
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@JustTerrifying That visual is sick, that song is soft
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@volceltaskforce This law is gonna be enforced sooooooooo racistly
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@keffals conservatives when they see a trans person literally just existing
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@ElDistor @rembuchelover >the blond hair blue eye Argentinian
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@gotlost406 @goblinpunk9 if i had a time machine I would give John Hickenly Jr a rocket launcher
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@BecauseMade she belongs to the streets now
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@silntscreamr @KnowNothingTV He knew. He is a grown man who talks to and caters his content for these people every day. This is not a surprise to him
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@nikicaga The key word here is "evicted". Its very likely the person was kicked out and left homeless for being too poor to pay rent, which is exactly what makes landlords evil.
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@GreenTextRepost Imagine going to AITA and actually thinking any stories there are real
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@VA_GOP Wow, I always knew Republicans were in favor of police violence, but I never thought they would just come out and say it on Twitter
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@theonlyjordan__ "Before Feyd Rautha's counter attack you swore to the north you weren't the Lisan Al-Ghaib! After Feyd Rautha's counter attack, you told the south you ARE the Lisan Al-Ghaib! WHICH IS IT MR. ATREIDES?"
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@SupermanEnjoyer How did the car become full of water?
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@JoFFF_E @yungparenti @Comrade_Waluigi Nah, I can't help but think this was a joke
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@MasculineTakes I would bet my whole paycheck that if the fruity drink guy looked him in the eye and said "You looking at me pal?" He wouldn't say shit
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@kenklippenstein Shaun has this man shook
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@JackWilliamRtF Gotta keep her humble, great job
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@AKHewey @musicstruggles1 Not eve. They're going to Fort Bliss, El Passo
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@biggestjoel She doesn't seem to retain any form of citique
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@ccompasspoints I NEVER WOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED HIM
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@TheDouggernaut This make me want to throw up. I'm not exaggerating, I feel a twisting, involuntary tightness in my chest and stomach when I watch this
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@xavierzonline @GodzillaLeftist This sounds like the argument of someone who is giving in to the terror they feel and is trying to rationalizes it away as something other than terror. Spiders in fact get scarier the bigger they are
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@IrateMaxwell @Liv_Agar Yeah, insane how 80% or more of women are beautiful
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@erikstrobl People in the replies are saying its legal to cancel health insurance of a striking worker as long as you give it back when the strike ends, but thats even worse
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@halomancer1 ngl i thought creationism had mostly died out
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@overhandrxght @rakeshkarki_ If Marvin gets knocked out this will end up on one of those yutbue videos called "COCKY MMA fighter gets KO'D and humbled!?!?!"
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@nmlss934813551 @LilNasX I...I think he thinks...that Lil Nas is is setting a bad example for black people? By being gay? And that white people are putting him up to it? He's clearly fucking crazy
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@bimbolina_ The way this tweet was written i thought you were saying that "Archaic" is the word for the day after tomorrow 😭 I was so confused
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@spookwav @flordesun @wildtiktokss I'm more inclined to believe they are just making shit up for internet points
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I so badly want to know how shower food review guy takes the pictures of the food that he is holding with both hands. Is the phone in his mouth?
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@AltHistCody The mortar turret sounds great on paper, but it is basically only actually good for when the enemy is coming to you while you are defending a position, like during extraction or lunching an ICBM
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@GreenTextRepost This sounds like a lovely life
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@conureCC "Why yes I think its okay to to murder someone in the street over a non-violent inconvenience. Also I love freedom and old school moral values. No I dont see anything wrong with what i just said."
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@boss_on_here this is the most obvious "paid advertisement disguised as an article" ive ever seen in my life
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@kindheartedxia @BosnianHD I like a man who's honest about his interests
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@2gay2lift But when the world needed her most...she vanished
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@ChairmanJao @FizzyPopOC @msmegalodon i KNOW right? i rewatched the first three pirates movies for the first time in like a decade last year and I was blown away. The whole time i was like "Man, all three of these are easily just as strong as the very best marvel movies"
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@DefectivePigg tfw he mails you something back
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@SCROOLOOSE11 @TheAntifaTurtle There have been like 4 different national headlines in the last few mi the about violence committed by illegal immigrants and some of them weren't even murders. Biden was even made to adress one of them on TV. You have lost touch with reality
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@Nortuet give us the moment nort
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@GreenTextRepost >When you're so angry that you ruin your own joke
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@lennyburnham Willa is probably the best human being in the principle cast
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@NoahPasternak Genuinely no. The majority of people, myself included, literally only know the beat, "Come on barbie lets go party" and "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie woooorld"
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@StolenDans No? The overwhelming reaction i saw to this movie was "Oh I get it...yeah whatever"
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@Thatstheseed @DustinPoirier The primary reason to be champion is to make more money and PPV points. If he fights guys like Conor and Nate he is probably gonna make more money than if he were champ fighting guys like Chandler or Charlie
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@okimstillhungry I feel terrible for her. She must have seen this stuff by now
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@fuckedupfoods We Italians will not take this anymore
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@StolenDans People forget that Young Sheldon was the most watched show on TV for a time. There are like 25 million old people between 50-75 who just sit around watching network TV all day
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@slowboattohades @Stressed_Ashley Assasins Creed but instead of stabby fellas in white hoods its a giant fuckoff alien
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@SITHPIETROS Not only was it massively disappointing, not only did they trick us on purpose, but in the end the punchline wasn't even funny
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@CosmonautMarcus I would rather be a Disney adult than a Snyder Cultist
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@Spidey_pte Ben: *Starting some nonsense* Kaine:
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@GreenTextRepost For the sake of anyone impressionable reading this (fake) story: thats illegal. Secretly giving someone laxatives will get you charged with Poisoning
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@goldenbossman91 @CosmonautMarcus getting rich slowly makes your brain go bad like a pickle left out in the sun
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@docsquiddy "BUT IF 1 TOY MOVIE MAKE 10 MONEY...THEN 10 TOY MOVIE MAKE 100 MONEY!!!! GIVE ME A $50 MILLION DOLLAR SALARY PLZ!!!" Literally every movie producer in Hollywood
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@jjacobmartinn @WFlotsam @fppf_gf I remeber they put out a statement on social media a couple weeks after the reveal of Lady D like "Oh wow we're surprised but happy to see she is so popular!" and there were a thousand replies like "Surprised my ass you know what you did "
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@NorthropCummin Yeah, duh. can you imagine how shitty most creative works would be if they just did what fans wanted all the time?
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@hotpriestt Now this guy tho...
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BISEXUAL LIGHTING GODZILLA IS REAL WE STAN A BISEXUAL KING OF THE MONSTERS #GodzillaxKongTheNewEmpire
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@uncooljerk I don't get whats wrong with that
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@OlguinReza @CosmonautMarcus this guy is the pinnacle of "Hollywood white guy". There is nothing special about his look, his voice or his skills, but he is inoffensively attractive and has a memorable name so he gets shoved into anything. The Ur-White Guy
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@pirate_posting Yarr, i feel for him. My stress has been driving me nuts
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@CosmonautMarcus Objectively the worst Marvel take I've ever read on twitter
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@mmaconscience Great, then he can get slept with 3 punches instead of 10
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If you have never seen Game of Thrones: Don't bother! Watch Black Sails instead! Its good in all the same ways that GoT is, but without the horrific, show ruining ending. In fact, it has one of the best most satisfying ends i've ever seen! WATCH BLACK SAILS
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@enjaeg_ @LangstonKerman Sammy Davis also said he had Franks' blessing to publicly associate with MLK while still being a member of the Rat Pack, which was a big deal considering how many people hated MLK when he was alive
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@Aoife_Bee_ VS the chad "I'll get you pregnant"
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@SebGorka @CstephOn It may have been last year but it was specifically a Halloween time, Horror movie theme launch
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@mellowwh0re @ElDistor @rembuchelover Where were your grandparents between 1935 and 1942?
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@CosmonautMarcus bro "scoot it out the way" fucking KILLED ME
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@Cloudflare drop kiwifarms
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Bro is Zabit even real? Did he actually exist or was he just a fairy tale like Santa Claus? There are people who have been MMA fans for over a year and never even saw him
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@cdxliv444 @Whitebird480 @h3h3productions I have done research. I saw a video clip of him explicitly saying on camera that if you live in a place like Romania where cop loyalty cone cheap then you'd be dumb not to bribe them. The report following the raid said the American woman who the state department was looking for
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@CosmonautMarcus Because feminists are objectively correct. There is an undeniable level of ingrained misogyny in our culture
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@jansqueezy he also had that line about "Not going back to the hood and planting money trees" when the mayor of Compton publicly thanked Kendrick for all the charity he does there. Just saying shit
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