#MaryGirls (Mini Airlock)
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🚑 Medic 🚑 | 80's kid | Screenwriter | Democrat in a red state | Southerner | Smartass | President Laura Roslin for the fucking win!!!
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@nevslin
Jesus, did they also cover the stroke the billing department gave you with that first amount total?
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This is for the strikers everywhere since I'm nowhere near a picket line. This is the least I can do:
I am an EMT in Florida, one of the hottest states in the country on a regular basis. These are things you can do to protect yourself from the heat
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@Ladybellesfic
My take is, if you don't vote and Republicans get control, what the hell do you think the Republicans are going to do for you? Do they honestly think Republicans would forgive student loan debt?
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@CatholicLeague
The law says he can call him "husband". How about you people get over it and mind your own business. Maybe worry about all the pedophiles in your ranks.
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@Reuters
Uh, she wasn't the one standing in the hall for an hour, listening to kids getting shot.
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@JoseMolinaTV
Ooohh, someone needs to create a BOLO position. If one of those people shows up, take their pic and send it to others at other picket sites so they can run them off, too.
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@O_F_Fcode
@kkalieghbaby
@Phil_Lewis_
All I heard was:
"I have to pay for attention because I'm a loser."
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Major was re-homed when he bit a Secret Service agent. Today, we find out that the SS deleted all their text messages from 1/5 and 1/6. Dogs know when someone is a threat and act accordingly.
Major Biden knew!!!!!
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Y'all wanna know how AI can really mess us up? The Admiral, the President of the Twelve Colonies, and a Cylon are on the picket line. Go ask them how that turned out.
📸 courtesy of LadyBam Instagram
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@fuckyouiquit
How can you be trusted to make good financial decisions if you're not willing to go into debt to satisfy our materialistic insecurities????? What the what??
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That's all that I can think of at the moment.
GO FUCK EM UP!!!!!!!
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1. Water
Water is great, your body needs it to live. You can go longer without food than you can without water. It's vital. If you become too dehydrated you can lapse into something called Hypovolemic shock which is the most dangerous form of shock
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because, usually, by the time you realize something is wrong, you're already in a bad position.
When you sweat, you're not just losing water. You're also losing salt, potassium, chloride, magnesium, & calcium. To combat this, you should drink something with electrolytes
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One way you CAN use ice water safely is by soaking a t-shirt or towel and putting it on your head to help cool you off. Also, cold rags around the wrists can also cool you down. You've seen construction workers with the t-shirts on their heads? This is why.
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You can also eat a banana in order to avoid cramping that can occur with the loss of potassium. You don't want to be the one doing the Charley Horse Hustle on the line when people have phone cameras. You can also eat fruit and veg with high water content. They helps.
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I used to do development. Everything I read from 20-somethings was shallow and lacked characterization and emotional depth because they had no life experience. Everything I read from a 40+ was rich in emotion and layers. Life teaches you that, not youth.
Your take is bullshit.
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A word of caution about ice water. I know the idea of a big bottle of ice water sounds great when you're sweating your balls off on the line but NO! That can be dangerous. Your body temperature is up due to the heat. You chug a bottle of ice water like you used to do
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3. Dehydration warning signs.
Muscle cramps
light headed
headaches
feeling very thirsty
dark urine
urinating less often
feeling tired
dry mouth, lips, or tongue
skin tenting
confusion
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with Smirnoff Ice in college, you'll regret it. Ice water will cause your body temperature to drop which fraks up your homeostasis. You can experience stomach craps, fainting, and, on some weird occasions, cardiac arrest. Face planting on the pavement isn't cute.
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@RoseMar95753967
@NoLieWithBTC
@thereidout
So if cops aren't obligated to do anything, why do we have cops??
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If you experience muscle cramps on the line, you need to deal with them. This is your bodies way of telling you something is wrong. Sit down, drink something. Stretching before picketing can also help prevent them. Let's be honest, as writers, we sit. A LOT.
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2. Whole body
If you get blisters on your feet, you need to treat them. Also, don't force pop them, you're just asking for trouble. When they rupture, they need to be cleaned with soap and water (no alcohol or peroxide) and protected. Band-Aids won't really help here.
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Going from a cave dwelling hermit to bright sunlight and exercise is going to piss your entire system off. Icy Hot and hot baths will be your friend.
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Band-Aids can easily slip off and give bacteria a chance to move in and really get gross. Liquid bandage is the better option. It's waterproof but it does sting when you put it on so be warned.
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Holy fuck today is a bad day at work. Lost a 6 yr old. If your child is sick, you cancel your vacation. I don't care how much it costs. It's cheaper than flying your child's body home and paying for a funeral. This was 100% preventable.
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Today is
@MaryMcDonnell10
birthday. I'm not good at sentimentality but I will say that THIS 👇 is NOT a 70 yr old woman. Not a chance in hell.
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@thurgoodhamer
A lot of men take gender studies classes to learn how to better manipulate and abuse women. This guy is an example.
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@moryan
Dude's really gonna blame neurodivergence for why he gropes people. JFC. I'm neurodivergent and socially awkward. You know what I've never been accused of? Groping or harassing people.
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@oliverdarcy
@daveweigel
The red flags in the comments. If you're rooting for Dave here, 100% guaranteed you're guilty of the same thing.
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How about you direct that bullshit at AMPTP. Writers have been waiting for over 100+ days, and SAG has been waiting for over a month.
How do those boots taste, Mike?
MIKE FLEMING JR: Lock Yourselves In A Room & Don’t Come Out Until You Shake Hands On A Deal
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@capitolhunters
@JuddLegum
@RepRalphNorman
So, he was asking for martial law to be enacted to keep a legally elected president from coming to power and keeping the loser in his seat....that actually sounds worse.
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@ShakthiJ
"I actually majored in screenwriting and directing in college but I have no real creativity so I shit on the ones that do." That's what he was trying to say.
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Since a few people saw my tweet yesterday about losing a 6 yr old at work, it's probably a good time to remind people about dehydration with summer coming up. I've had time to process the event, and I've slept, so I've got a clearer mind. 🧵 /1
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@realAdrianDa32
@RagingJojoX
@TizzyEnt
Save us the time, Adrian, and admit you're a racist too. The back and forth isn't necessary.
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So, Mary admits she can't cook and Eddie was one of only 4 or 5 that was allowed to come to her house during covid. She said she gave him peanut butter and jelly toast for breakfast because she can't cook and he acted like it was the best thing ever.
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When Sesame Street tells WarnerBros Discovery to go pound sand!
Your friends on Sesame Street will always be here when you need them. Visit the neighborhood any day of the week with full episodes on our YouTube channel:
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@DEADLINE
It's almost like writers knew this would happen, including knowing the exact wording you'd use. Weird.
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@Antistanman2k23
@Travon
@Herring_NBA
It's always dudes with nothing but sports in their tl with this crap
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Hey
@hallmarkchannel
these two are who should play Santa and Mrs. Claus in one of your Christmas movies!!! Just sayin.
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@AaronDenius
Is it bad that I immediately thought studio exec when I saw La Croix before I saw the bottom?
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Every. Damn. Time.
When a pregnant woman develops a sudden and strong urge to move her bowels, that baby is coming out until proven otherwise. Trust me on this one.
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@Esqueer_
What's weird is the US had a rash of monkeypox in 2003, no one died, and it wasn't spread by sexual contact.
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@MorganicInk
I wanna talk to his parents. I'd bet every cent I have that he learned this crap early, sitting at his parents knee.
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This Valentine's Day feels special but not for the typical reason.
Last night, I was on a team of three on the Critical Care truck. For those who don't know what that is, we pick up patients who are actively dying, and we do everything we can to stop that from happening.
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The fact that we've survived this train wreck of life long enough to see LDP enter his "dad jokes" era makes it all worth it 🤣
Darn. Now who’s gonna fix the cat-alytic converter?!
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@eclecticbrotha
Dude, his slogan for his presidential run is "Make America Florida". I'm not joking. As a floridian, I'm embarrassed
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@notwithhaste__
Roslin and Adam from Battlestar. They weren't originally supposed to be together according to the creator.
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@notcapnamerica
"Detaches from the uterus"...which is part of the woman's body.
When this happens, it is an emergency because the fetus will die.
A simple biology class, that's all I'm saying.
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Just gonna post this because today is the 20th anniversary of BSG and everyone in charge of anything in Hollywood are complete morons for not finding a project to put these two in again.
I'm gonna be insufferable today.
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@Variety
Mr. Perry should just shut up
The studios have reportedly agreed to adjust language about AI in their proposed deal for SAG-AFTRA
(Source: )
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Recognize! 2 FOR 1!!!!!!!
Which actor or actress owned a role so great nobody else could have ever done it?
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PSA:
LAURA ROSLIN AND BILL ADAMA ARE THE CUTEST FRAKKIN THINGS IN THE WORLD!!!
LOOK AT THEM!!!!
#BSGRewatch
THAT IS ALL.
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@janet_matiisen
@TheKingCenter
@YNB
Jesus, Janet. Relax. It's not that deep. Stop trying to dictate how people talk.
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@LisaMcCray
Yeah because running the country is the same as working at Target.
Compare and contrast isn't your thing.
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@dwane_mann
@Acyn
Oh, so if Trump does it, it's okay. But if Biden does it, he should be dispatched? Brown nosing a loser. That says a lot about you.
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This. Studios need to stop looking at animation as "kid" stuff. I love Bob's Burgers & King of the Hill. One of my Top 10s is Triplets of Belleville. My step-dad is in his 60s & loves South Park. My kid is obsessed with SpongeBob, Futurama, and anime STILL. You never outgrow it.
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@timminglab
Dude, they joked about raping her. And you're worried about her language?!?! Get bent.
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Just saying the cut of the top seems very familiar.
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Paging
@michelle_byoung
The liger is a hybrid offspring of a male lion and a female tiger and is often believed to represent the largest known cat in the world
[📹 Kody Antle]
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It's TV, but... I'll die on this hill!!!
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@Variety
So, how much do the studios pay you to print this crap? Or did they promise you exclusives for upcoming releases?
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@TheWrap
Those showrunners could've just checked their emails for the latest since the guild sends out updates. Or maybe that was too difficult for them.
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OTD in 2003, Space Mom and Space Dad met and argued about networking computers and hated each other. This totally counts as a first date.
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@carolina_amesty
@Scott_Maxwell
@SteveLemongello
So you're saying that you lied in order to gain homestead exemption. Congrats on outing yourself.
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@madartist23x
@DEADLINE
@WBHomeEnt
The middle??? Then why do you follow some of the most hateful, divisive people on TV? If you're going to lie and pretend to be middle of the road to fluff for the far right, make sure it's not easy to see that you're full of crap.
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