Steven E. de Souza
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@edokeefe
@Limeylizzie
Considering how often he’s been a
@MADmagazine
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We’re 11 days into self-isolation and it’s really upsetting to see my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. It’s so heartbreaking I’ve even considered letting her in... but the rules are the rules.
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Now my watch has ended
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@juliaioffe
@JoyAnnReid
Former Army medic here & you have no idea: SOP protocol forbids communicable patients from leaving infectious quarantine, PERIOD- let alone visiting another ward *only explanation* is as CIC of a military hospital he gave DIRECT ORDER to ignore regulations, putting dozens at risk
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OMG he looks exactly like Moranis
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@NellSco
He raced up the steps abandoning Melania because he was eager for a salute he wasn’t yet entitled for
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@MollyJongFast
As an art aficionado I tend to feel people who have Adolf Hitler paintings displayed on their walls are also not great friends of the Arts
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Flattering as all the
#DieHard
comments here are, a movie shouldn’t be the focus today. Take a moment to stop and smell the chestnuts, and savor the simple, Dickensian pleasures, a roaring fire, a Christmas story for the little ones — you know, traditions!
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@jaketapper
“White Christmas” is universally acknowledged as a benchmark Christmas movie, so empirical evidence proves “Die Hard” is even *more* Christmas-y
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@ScottMGreer
Except for Florida, California, most of the Southwest, Alaska, Hawaii, & the Louisiana Purchase, which included present day Arkansas, Missouri,Iowa, Oklahoma,Kansas,Nebraska, Minnesota W. of the Mississippi, most of N. & S. Dakota, & Montana, Wyoming, & Colorado, you’d be right!
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@jaketapper
For any unconvinced by your epic poetry, maybe a chart will help
#DieHardIsAChristmasMovie
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@RussianURINE
@_pascuzzo
@maggieNYT
Thank you I'm just trying to maintain the high level of discourse & decorum we all expect from
@twitter
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Jesus: “I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me.”
Donald J. Trump:
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@maggieNYT
Possibly including sexual frustration w/living arrangement devoid of conjugal visits & tomfoolery impossible for 1st time in life
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I’ve been making films for decades & this is the best analysis of this I’ve ever seen
You'd be surprised how much an aspect ratio change can alter a franchise.
@benedictseal
explains:
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@_pascuzzo
@maggieNYT
Well reports from abroad imply less strenuous interests which would still be thwarted by current arrangements
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@LeDoctor
I'm sorry Frank but tbh the dinosaurs were much more lifelike in the previous films
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@ed_solomon
I was in a lunch meeting once with
@MelBrooks
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As per WGA rules, this means he rewrote at least 1/3 of the script
Joss Whedon Officially Getting Writing Credit On ‘Justice League’
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@pattonoswalt
@spoke_lariver
“Authorities say the 48 year old comedian was attempting to use a phone and steer with one hand when his bicycle pitched into the riverbed. Search parties have been hampered by drag racers and army units burning out giant ant nests.”
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@ThatsSoTunde
@ValerieComplex
Didn’t Malcolm X have some kind of nickname as a young man - Ted or Ed, or Fred? It’ll come to me in a minute...🤔
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@ed_solomon
Looks like my statements for
#DieHard
and I did two of them…. yet strangely they threw good money after bad and did three more
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Finally the truth comes out
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@JakeLobin
@davenewworld_2
Yes, one can detest his politics and still admire how he has coped with being paralyzed from the neck up
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@adamsteinbaugh
Do all the boosters of the “he’s the REAL President” know page two of this lawsuit complains he is being censored despite now being merely a private citizen
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@Gerald3pointO
@BillyCorben
@profjaffar
Pretending I heard that in David Attenborough’s voice made it even better
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BOOM
@jaketapper
look at the freaking packaging
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
Given Sunset is 4:50 pm on the 24th in LA & it is in fact falling as McClane arrives at
#Nakatomi
Plaza, & considering (in reverse order) drive time from LAX wait for luggage taxiing after landing then...4 PM is *exactly* when “fists w/your toes” is said COULD NOT BE MORE PERFECT
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Yes.
“Die Hard” is lodged firmly in the canon of classic action movies. Should it be included in the canon of Christmas films, too?
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
I had the same story with literally the girl next door, who broke down crying as she told me why her father wouldn’t let her date me
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@RVAwonk
@MrJonCryer
Literally yesterday when asked to respond to the charges, he began by singing a hymn via
@mediaite
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🤣🤣
[Santa Claus walks into a hotel]
Santa: I’m looking for Mrs Claus.
Desk clerk: (types into his computer) Sorry sir. No one staying here by that name.
Santa: (forlorn sigh) Try Mrs Gennaro.
Desk clerk: Here we go. Room 417.
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@Yair_Rosenberg
You're unfairly accusing him of hypocrisy based on his accent. Official transcript release shows he said "Pizza and love"
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@jeffmueller
@MalnurturedSnay
@paulidin
@BI_Defense
Oh, knock it off you guys with your silly jokes (*sobs quietly*)
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@pattonoswalt
@MJMcKean
Ahem, cell phones wouldn’t stop
#DieHard
cold, Hans would confiscate the hostages’ phones, & while McClane could use his to dial 911 direct instead of via CB radio w/the police dispatcher, once she dispatched Al Powell to do a drive by of Nakatomi Plaza it would unfold as before.
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If theaters blink on The Interview a precedent will be set for domestic nut jobs on films about abortion,sex,religion or politics
#SonyHack
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@Ch_P_Fournier
@jsrailton
@lehudgins
Note the pre-positioned gas mask guy lower left who maintains position after tapping the passing team leader & signaling “eyes on me” - in other words, when the team is positioned above, he relays the word
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@subes01
I only know the opposite - I was in a restaurant and recognized
@upandoutcomic
and was so eager to tell her I was a fan, dashing across the room I knocked over an elderly woman with a walker.
My mother still hasn’t forgiven me.
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How An 80s Arnold Schwarzenegger Film Predicted Our Future via
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Confession: While writing Hans Gruber’s dialog in
#DieHard
I channeled Mason
“I’ll tell you a minor secret of playing villains. Mine are usually polite and almost invariably charming. Nobody likes a nasty villain.” - James Mason
#screenwriting
#writing
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Totally forgot I had this prototype, could be worth $$$!
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@JoyAnnReid
Joy I’m the writer of many famous action movies (48 HRS etc) & last night I dreamt you & I were the mismatched buddies in one who FIXED THIS
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My money’s on Megatron
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29 years late, but I’ll take it
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@NotHoodlum
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She’s being sued to roll over on Rudy, which her lawyer has undoubtedly offered... and Rudy’s malpractice insurers are going to easily find cause to abandon him
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@BeatsByBROADWAY
@chrismcquarrie
How’s this? I got called into the principal’s office because my kid got in a playground fight w/
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#BeverlyHillsCop
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@MargaretAtwood
It’s a book scorpion (not a real scorpion), and it eats mites & other annoying things, so a pal!
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Easy: Deep State is FM thru your TV; Illuminati, AM via your microwave; Secret Soc. Old school subliminal audio
One of the greatest challenges in my adult life has been determining who controls my thoughts: the “Deep State”, the “Secret Society” or the Illuminati- they often disagree and are quite competitive with each other
#America2018
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RIP a class act, mentor, true gentleman, gracious host, & damn good Hungarian chef
Andy Vajna, Producer Of ‘Rambo,’ ‘Terminator’ Films, Dies At 74
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BREAKING: “Q” revealed as brilliant
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@leighmunsil
@selectedwisdom
It’s not a typo: Monday he’s signing an Executive Order rescinding child labor laws.
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@nktpnd
@scott_tobias
We wouldn't have today's choices of Evian& Fiji alternative waters w/o the pioneering separate water fountains of yore
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Why 'Die Hard' Is Absolutely a Christmas Movie
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Talk about a breath of fresh air
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Hear me out: why Hudson Hawk isn’t a bad movie
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