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Once More, With Stealing Dept. TIME MAGAZINE RIPS OFF MAD MAGAZINE?.
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At the box office this weekend, The Predator took first place and The Nun took second, which is coincidentally the same way the Catholic Church ranks their priorities.
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RIP, Mort Drucker, whose caricatures revealed as much as they ridiculed. In your memory, we will continue to satirize even in dark times, and laugh like Idiots while doing it.
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There aren’t words to express our sadness at the passing of MAD Magazine writer Frank Jacobs. One of MAD's most prolific writers, Frank set the standard in satire and parody for six decades. MAD would not be MAD without him. R.I.P. 1929-2021. Photo by Sam Viviano
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Norman Rockwellian Dept. TRUMP LIFTS BAN ON MILITARY GEAR FOR LOCAL POLICE.
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College friends say Brett Kavanaugh was ‘belligerent and aggressive’ while drinking alcohol, which is believable considering how belligerent and aggressive he was while drinking water.
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EVERY TIME THE QUEEN OF RAP @NICKIMINAJ DROPS ANOTHER HIT! #loveinTheWAY #WhatMEWORRY #Never #WeLoveTheBarbs
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Melania Trump visited children at a border detention facility to spread her message of hope that they too might marry someone who could fix their paperwork and get them into the country.
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Norman Rockwellian Dept. Black Lives Matter. Writer: Desmond Devlin.Artist: Richard Williams.From MAD no. 531, Feb. 2015
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Classic MAD Dept. From MAD no. 142, April 1971.Artist: John Putnam
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Yesterday Scott Pruitt resigned as the Director of the Environmental Protection Agency which, ironically, is the first thing he’s done to protect the environment.
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In a shocking story, a Japanese island has completely disappeared. Curiously, JJ Abrams has cancelled all his meetings.
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Ceased Crease Dept. MAD’s Al Jaffee has ended an era with his final Fold-In. See it in print in our very special ALL JAFFEE issue, on sale tomorrow!
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Thank you -- We would never disrespect the Queen of Rap!.
@realcumrita @MADmagazine @NICKIMINAJ It's not shade. This is what Mad does. They put Nicki in their show this one time.
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Banksy artwork self-destructed after it was sold at auction, similar to what’s happening to the United States Government.
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A new character named Lily on Sesame Street is being presented as the first Muppet to experience homelessness. So. we’re just ignoring the one who’s been living on the street for fifty years in a garbage can?.
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Pee Wee’s Playhouse coming back to television! What jerkoff got it taken off the air in the first place?.
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We’re sad to say goodbye to Barbara Bush, but it’s nice that she lived long enough to see a president worse than her son.
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Pranks for Nothing Dept. 2017’S LEAST-ENJOYED APRIL FOOLS’ PRANKS.
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Because of a documentary about The Simpsons’ character Apu by @HariKondabolu, actor @HankAzaria has said he’d consider stepping down from the role. America is now asking Kondabolu to do a film about Trump.
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Al Jaffee is 99 today!! He shares his day of birth with former MAD Art Director Sam Viviano, who looks suspiciously young for 99.
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If you live in Alabama remember to set your clocks back 46 years.
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Happy birthday to everyone’s favorite mustachioed MAD man, Sergio Aragonés! We hope he draws out the celebrations all weekend. 📸: Gage Skidmore
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Donald Trump is offering Elizabeth Warren a million dollars to prove her heritage. Meanwhile, America is still asking Trump for his tax returns to prove he has a million dollars.
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MAD pulls the plug on the tech world! Short circuit your funny bone as the usual Gang of Idiots assembles classic nuts and bolts from the MAD scrap heap. Your brain will blow a fuse from all the funny! On sale FEB 14!. Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson. #madmagazine #ElonMusk
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TWITTER WE'RE BACK!. Celebrate the very 1st issue of MAD, let loose into the wild this week 70 years ago! Since 1952, MAD has warped readers' minds with premium parody. MAD #28, 70th Anniversary ed., releases Oct. 2022. What was your favorite MAD gag or article from the 1950s? 👀
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You’ve got to admit, Trump did what he said when he promised to Make America Great Again. Every day, Americans look at the news, shake their heads, and say “Great. Again?”.
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The President called Stormy Daniels horseface on Twitter, which reminds us of a joke. Donald Trump walks into a bar. The bartender pours him a Diet Coke and says “Why the long hate filled tweets about women?”.
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Ivana Trump, a Czech citizen, got papers by marrying an Austrian she didn’t love, then went to the U.S., where she met Donald Trump in 1976. She didn’t become a U.S. citizen until 1988, long after her kids were born. Guess what, Ivanka, Eric, & Don Jr.? You’re anchor babies!.
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MAD isn’t sure what “monkey this up” means, but we’d like to propose a new phrase, “DeSantis this up,” which means revealing your racial prejudice on national TV.
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Donald Trump complained that Osama Bin Laden should have been killed earlier. Maybe so, but at the time President Obama had his hands full dealing with some jerk from a reality TV show demanding to see his birth certificate.
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Hey IHOB, we don't care what you call yourselves. We're not here for the clever names, we're here because Denny's kicked us out for being drunk.
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Donald Trump said: “I never worked for Russia.” It’s true what they say, when you’re doing what you love, it’s not work!.
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Today is Canadian Thanksgiving, where Canadians give thanks that they’re not America right now.
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A California gang stole over $1 million in goods from an Apple Store. The store managers have vowed to do everything in their power to get those six power cords back.
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It’s here! We have MAD #11 in our hands!. It's been a year for the books in MAD’s long published history, and we can hardly believe we got our 20 Dumbest of 2019 issue to the printers. It wouldn’t have been possible without the outcry of support from truly MAD fans far and wide.
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Let’s Do Punch Dept. TALE OF THE TAPE: MERYL STREEP VS. DONALD TRUMP.
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Ron Paul has apologized for posting a racist cartoon. Still waiting for an apology from Donald Trump for being a racist cartoon.
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A rat fell through the ceiling and onto a table at a Buffalo Wild Wings in California. “It was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen,” said the rat.
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Pick up a copy of MAD #9 at yer local saloon on 8/6, made in cahoots with the latest Tarantino flick. —The Usual Gang of Buckaroos
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Happy Mother's Day to all the MAD moms out there! We see you.
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Hip-hip hooray, it’s MAD founder Bill Gaines’ birthday! 🎂 (Here’s hoping these ladies’ hip-hips are still intact!)
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The baker who refused to make a gay wedding cake is now refusing a cake for a transgender woman. We’re starting to think they just don’t know how to make cakes.
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A white man in Florida has been arrested in connection with the pipe bombs mailed to Trump critics, which is odd when you consider- oh wait- nope, that sounds just about right.
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Donald Trump caved so hard at the summit that Elon Musk offered to send a submarine in to try and save him.
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The White House turkey has turned down a pardon from the President and instead has been given immunity by Robert Mueller.
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The Wrong Remains the Same Dept. MAD'S DO-IT-YOURSELF CONSTANTLY-REOCCURING MASS SHOOTING NEWS STORY
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Crazy Rich Asians is in theatres now. Lazy Rich Racist is still in the White House.
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Donald Trump’s Twitter account has lost tens of thousands of followers, mostly bots. “We just couldn’t take it anymore,” said one of the bots.
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The U.S. counter intelligence chief warns that China is using fake LinkedIn accounts to recruit American spies. If true, this would mark the first time in history anyone has gotten a job through LinkedIn.
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#HimToo is a new social media movement that highlights men whose careers have been ruined by false accusations of sexual abuse. Currently their spokesperson is an empty podium with googly eyes.
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When asked why his stance on 3-D printed guns is so soft, Trump replied, “Relax. Nobody can shoot you with a 3-D gun unless you’re wearing those special glasses.”.
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Elizabeth Warren provided DNA results to support her claim of having Native American ancestry. No word yet on Donald Trump’s IQ test results.
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“I don’t have time to learn about the candidates!” say people not voting today, but who know the names and backstories of every character on Game of Thrones.
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Trump refused to make an official statement about war hero John McCain’s passing, but has griped about how unfairly Paul Manafort is being treated. Didn’t he say he likes people who DIDN’T get captured?.
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Kanye West told Trump that wearing his MAGA hat makes him feel like Superman. But, y’know, without all that annoying truth, justice, and the American way crap.
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The media are asking, “Who will blink first?” when it comes to the shutdown. Well, probably not the guy who stared directly at the sun during an eclipse.
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Similarities and Differences: Donald Trump and Burger King’s New “Mac N’ Cheetos”.
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President Trump has now proposed three new branches of the military: the Space Force, the Time Marines, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Navy.
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Melania Trump is heading to Africa today for a diplomatic and humanitarian tour. It may be the first trip a Trump family member has made to the continent without coming back with a suitcase full of lion tails, rhino horns, and giraffe balls.
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Hope he doesn't find our new book! --> --> -->
@edokeefe @Limeylizzie Considering how often he’s been a @MADmagazine cover this is a classic self-own
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Celebrate is Enough Dept. HAPPY 96TH BIRTHDAY, AL JAFFEE!
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R. Kelly screamed wildly and blamed his accusers in his Gayle King interview. If he keeps it up, he may get confirmed to the Supreme Court.
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Turns out this whole Roseanne thing was just a dosage problem--usually she sleeps through her racism.
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Frankly, Trump, We Don't Give a Damn Dept. Unfortunate that you didn't like Parasite, @realDonaldTrump, luckily we produced this movie that you might enjoy!. Artist: Mark Fredrickson.From MAD 476, April 2007
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President Trump tweeted, “BUILD A WALL AND CRIME WILL FALL!”. It’s an excerpt from his new children’s book GREEN EGGS AND HAMBERDERS.
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Classic MAD Dept. Happy Fourth of July from MAD! .Artist: Tom Bunk.From MAD no. 515, June 2012
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A View to a Shill Dept. MAD ABOUT TRUMP — ON SALE NOW!.
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Pardon for the Course Dept. SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO'S NEW MONOPOLY CARD.
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