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She’s pregnant with the entire Ford December End-Of- Year no money down 2% sign and drive event
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Bro made Twitter Topic flavored wings
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U really had to be a filthy Nugga to get Covid the first week it dropped lmfaooo
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Ill never forget Americans fought to go BACK to work instead of fighting to get paid to stay home. LMFAOOOOO. I was living my fucking life smh
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I’m gonna fucking drink this through a Fucking straw oh my god
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Niggas in middle school used to be like “yeah im double jointed”
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A dadless dildo selling dingbat. Who’s shocked
Men go from telling you good morning to "the phone work both ways" 😂 boy fuck you
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Me After a long morning of defending James Harden on Facebook
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Niggas gave up being CV after one game. But actual CVs have to be CV they whole life. Defund jayson Tatum
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Been praying a tile at Whole Foods falls and clears my shit. I’ll pretend like i forgot how to speak. Gonna see me on 60 minutes black silhouette just grunting and making noises w subtitles
This ceiling tile at In n Out just fell on this dude’s head lmfaooooooo
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This DMR really goes ridiculous i know this what they cleared JFK with
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Taliban heard Arab money 20 years ago and been training with the league of shadows ever since. We not getting Kabul back gas gonna be 9 bills a gallon
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Trump win I’m going to Walmart with my Walmart stealing jacket and stealing
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I feel bad for my real gay niggas it’s just stray after stray from joints w 34 year old grannies
my granny told me a nigga who can’t stop cheating might be gay 😂
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Why
Dwayne Johnson was considered for Willy Wonka role in 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.'
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Getting unveiled At the next pride parade
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Lmao nuggas won’t get a chance to slander me tonight because my Rockets are winning. Otherwise I’m deleting every social media i have and moving to PA and living OMISH
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Please dear god let us have this parade i will drink so much Fucking tequila please Allah let me have this PLEASE BRO i will take my new job seriously i promise
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This is the lamest nigga in history dog. I really hate this dude
MERRY CHRISTMAS from this interracial and international Family
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Afraid to be social with white ppl at work because what if they are proud Americans
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No this teacher her didn’t just tell me I have to stand for the pledge of allegiance LMFAOOOOOO yeah we gonna have an issue at work 😂😂😂😂
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I would be the CEO of spirits
THEY OFFERED YOU $1000HR CLEAN THE CEMETERY ALONE 10PM-5AM..YALL TAKING THE JOB?🧐
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Just had a brief conversation about Brockton High School cookies and i just wanna know why
@MichelleObama
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Niggas would see me on the cover of Vegan magazine i fuckin promise
Young Dolph offered his homie $100,000 to lose weight 💰 Could you lose 100 pounds for $100K??
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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooo he eating the Wumbo glizznormous deluxe????
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Bro there’s no fucking way 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yeah I’ll not from Brockton anymore I’m claiming REHOBOTH
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On this $sndl conference call like I know what the fuck they’re talking about lmfaooooo
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If Biden win I’m gonna post the most distasteful disgusting status on Facebook my job gonna get alerted somehow i don’t give a fuck
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Never seen a stupid ass Nigga get cleared like this on the hub before lmfaooooooooo idiot
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I only want Biden to win to see white ppl mad no other reason
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NAHHH I FOUND IT LMFAOOOO
This dude Brandon posted a picture of a hotdog and potato chips on his IG like ten years ago with the caption “ya boy the chef” LMFAOOOOO i gotta find the screenshot
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Trump collecting the energy of pick up trucks around the country like goku readying a spirit bomb
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It’s too many compassionate and empathy filled nuggas that are speaking to police and organizing these protests. Did you stop to think why in the first place you had to organize one???? Would Brockton have been fucked up if George Floyd was not killed unjustly?????
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOOGLED THE ANATOMY OF A FOOT NAHDNGNTNSKDIFJENSNFNGNRNSJDIRIEIDIFIRJZJFJGNTNTNRNXJFJTJEIZIFIRJXNFNRJSJFJFJEEKEKEKK
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My biggest fear is running into somebody from my childhood and they say some shit like i knew you was gonna be fat as Shìt
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The PROTEST MEANS NOTHING IF YOU GET ON FUCKING TV AND NOT TALK ABOUT WHY YOUR THERE. THE POLICE BRUTALITY WONT STOP IF YOU TAKE A HIGH PODIUM AND FUCKING SAY THEY DID THEIR JOB. PROTEST MEANS NOTHING IF YOU COLLAB WITH THE OPPRESSOR AJD THEY CONTROL HOW IT GOES
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Yo i jus tasted Cole Slaw for the first time ever and bro👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Are you gonna eat?
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TARIK LISTENS TO LUCKI
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This would be a great W if Biden wasn’t also racist and KAMALA didn’t lock niggas up for wearing Foamposits (an arrestable offense)
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Said in a team meeting that “I’m gonna jump off a bridge” and some loser was like “please don’t say that because my friend had to be talked down from jumping”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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White mfs be like i don’t trust the government and then become police lmao
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NEVER SEEN SUCH SPINELESS PUSSY SHIT. YOU NIGGAS WERE NEVER FIT TO LEAD ANYTHING BESIDES THE BAKING OF PASTRIES. DONT SPEAK FOR MY CITY IF YOURE BIG PUSSY. DONT SPEAK IF YOURE SCARED TO TELL PEOPLE IN THEY FACE THE REAL REASON YOURE OUTSIDE IN A PANDEMIC
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Glad niggas don’t got work tomorrow because I’m not gonna wanna see the color white for a few days. Fuck my car too
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The wife submitted her grad scholarship app gonna celebrate with a trip to Bermuda on me
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Just crop duster an old lady in Wegmans cause i farted next to the broccoli. She really stopped and held her chest
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Withdrawing everything i got. No joke
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A lot of white ppl finding out they parents are racist LMFAOOOOOOO I KNOW YALL SICK😂😂
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Time to scam Instacart
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Niggas be posting everyday about how small they circle is cause ppl be hatin lmao and it deadass be nobody hating. niggas is schizophrenic
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We not doing no legitimate shit this year. If you following rules i will egg your mother
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My strongest sport. 6x All-American. 3x Boston globe player of the year
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My friend just finished police academy which means he’s a few months away from saying “well what happened before the video started recording?”
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GUYS thank u for 20 SUBS it means the world y’all have no idea 🤩LETS GET RIGHT
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The fuck is this algorithm showing me bro
It is my most profound belief that if you hold in diarrhea it will turn into normal shit after a couple hours
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Imagine ur card gets declined when FireFighters are saving you and they start lighting shit back on fire
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First party post corona my shirt coming off. Been training for that moment
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On gd if meek says a word about doge I’m liquidating my entire position
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Bro nuggas was getting secret hair cuts like we were in the Prohibition Era
First lockdown when all the men looked like men from the Old Testament was actually a funny time
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Rip. Never got to tell you that u said the word monkeys too enthusiastic
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If i get 10 views tonight on this YouTube live stream im packing my life up and moving to LA
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