Of all the stand out moments in tonight’s episode of
#HappyValley
the one that dropped like a neutron bomb was the simple delivery of
‘Granny, I love you’
@realDonaldTrump
Let us also remember that on 9/11/01
@realDonaldTrump
bragged on Radio about now having the tallest building in Lower Manhattan, lied about having hundreds of men helping with rescue efforts + claimed a $150,000 grant for one of his buildings that wasn't even damaged.
👍👍
Stephen Bear and Andrew Tate cut from the same misogynistic cloth.
Those who look up to these pieces of dirt need to take a long hard look at themselves.
Barry Humphries may be an Aussie but he is absolutely a British national treasure too, Comic genius doesn't come around too often and over the last century we have been truly blessed. Barry is certainly up there as one of the greats.
Best wishes to him.
Surprisingly
@NadineDorries
was in St Helens today promoting the
#RLWC2021
She told everyone she absolutely loved rugby league because of Jonny Wilkinsons drop goal in 2003.
Unsurprisingly that’s Rugby Union.
Our sports and culture minister ladies and gents.🤦♂️
@brianmoore666
Also at today’s event was Sec of State Nadine Dorries, who told the
#rugbyleague
audience how much she liked the game, and how she remembers drinking Bloody Marys at 11am in 2003 watching the famous drop goal…which was rugby union 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Do not underestimate how important this moment is!
Good Teachers are one of the most valuable things in the world.
This is why we need schools + teachers to be well run + well financed.
Education is the bedrock of everything.
Bravo that man and that school. 👏 👏👏
#BGT
@prodnose
If the camp mates had any
#balls
or
#morals
they would all band together and say they’ll walk of the show if Matt Hancock stays.
Never gonna happen but it should.
#ImACeleb
@IsabelOakeshott
@RachelReevesMP
Her background is in economics which helps while Hunt's isn't, she's easily far more qualified to speak about this and do the job than the vast majority of other politicians.
@MrsGolby
A 16 year old girl from Stockport is pregnant & leaves school with no qualifications. As a single mum on benefits, she raises a child, trains in social care & BSL at college.
Now a leading member of HM’s Shadow Cabinet. More ‘of the people’ than some could ever hope to be.
🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
@toryboypierce
You are quite right Andrew Her Majesty was certainly nobody's puppet.
She gave £12 million pounds of our money to her son so he could pay off a young lady all on her own.
@LeeHurstComic
#WhitePrivilege
doesn’t mean you’ve never faced hardship or challenges. It just means that the hardship or challenges you faced were not related to your skin colour.
But you know this already. 🤦♂️🤦♂️
@hewitson10
For some reason people keep forgetting to mention the 120k of public money that Johnson gave Jennifer Arcuri for sleeping with him?🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
@JacobAWohl
@realDonaldTrump
Unlike most hardworking US Citizens and patriots
@JacobAWohl
fleeced his own country and was found guilty of 14 counts of fraud.
He is 21 years old....
MP Tim Loughton showing just why the Tories are going to be absolutely annihilated at the next election. Completely out of touch with reality.
This chump spent 140k of public money on his expenses.
#politicslive
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
Imagine being in power for 12 years, bringing a country to its knees, overseeing an additional 600,000 UK children falling into relative poverty compared to 2012, partying while people's relatives died and thinking you're a victim....
@benonwine
1947 WWII had ended in 1945
1964 Labour were elected in October.
1976 The Sterling crisis was traced back to Anthony Barber's 1972 Conservative "spend for growth" budget that initiated the inflation cycle.
2008 Global Financial Meltdown.
Do you want to give it another go?
On the anniversary of Ian Curtis death 38 years ago today it is worth remembering that depression is an illness that can be deadly.
Do not hide your mental health issues from friends or family.
Love may tear us apart but it can also help us to survive.
@addicted2newz
Johnson won 1 election on 1 issue against 1 of the most unpopular oppositions in history.
That 1 election has gone, the 1 issue no longer viable & Labour now hold the center ground.
All he has left is his record in office.
Even with Johnson the Tories are toast.
@OldhamColiseum
Eton has 2 theatre's, Harrow has 1, Winchester College has the royal QEII Theatre for its pupils.
If drama is important enough for the more affluent why does the government insist on cutting arts funding & education from the lives of the rest of the UK's kids?
@PaulDesproperty
@DPJHodges
“Actively worked to install anti semite in No10 despite having Jewish wife and kids himself.”
With this being the case about Starmer and his family, anyone with half a brain would probably realise by now that they swallowed the right wing lies and smears hook line and sinker.🤦♂️
A brilliant piece of publicity for
@TalkingPicsTV
via
@Variety
@Variety_Film
Been a fan of the channel for a long while it really does showcase terrific entertainment & British talent.
Talking Pictures TV: Bringing the Past Back to Life in the U.K.
@HumanBollard
@richardpbacon
@danwootton
But then he was fired and apologised for it.
Not really the burn you think it is unless you believe recreational drug use by an adult to be worse than fraud and extortion....
🤔🤔🤔
@ESPNFC
@MoonbeamMcfc
Look at those celebrations.
All I’ve heard from City fans tonight is
‘it was only a friendly’.
The celebrations after Alvarez goal looked pretty wild for a meaningless game.
Could it be that it actually mattered much more than City fans are letting on.
🤔🤔🤔
😂😂😂
@markefc_
@IMechanisms
with Klopp as manager Liverpool have been top of the fair play league
2016/17
2017/18
2018/19
2019/20
2020/21
So no it’s not. 😉😉
@JohnBoweActor
@Baddiel
@Peston
Sorry John but My daughter is 7 and autistic. Travelling 250 miles in a confined space without stopping is one of the worst things you can do to a person with autism.
His excuse is garbage.
🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
@seth_macbeth
@adilray
@bbcquestiontime
This is quite possibly one of the greatest self ‘owns’ I’ve ever read on Twitter.
Seth helping adil to make his point while also outing himself as a racist.
👍👍👍
@MediaGuido
@GuidoFawkes
@GBNEWS
If I started a channel with 0 viewers and then 6 people suddenly started watching it wouldn't that also be an increase of 600%?
@afneil
And there I was Andrew thinking you might want to congratulate council estate kid Daniel Kaluuya for making film history by becoming the first British actor of colour to win an Oscar.
But no, you decide to tweet about ‘viewing figures’.
How predictable.🤦♂️🤦♂️
@ScouseSocialis2
The Tories sitting back and laughing at all this idiocy. Rubbing their hands in glee at another victory.
You can say what you want about socialism which is a concept I love but you have just become another Tory enabler.
🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
@PrisonPlanet
@MikeStuchbery_
His rebuttals may be giving you contentment. But his facts are highlighting your idiocy.
May as well quit while your behind Paul.:D
@jordanlmontague
@cesc4official
@Dec_Seed
A Spanish footballer who has played everywhere and won everything during his career, with no allegiance to Liverpool in any way, shape or form. Has just proven that the biggest of myths is actually thinking the Anfield atmosphere is a myth.
@jamessfaulkner
finally gets a chance to give us some really interesting insight about
#got
and his death scene then
@sueperkins
has to cut him off because Dara O’Briain has taken up all the bloody time with his inane ramblings.🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
#thronecast
@toadmeister
@Telegraph
Considering Margaret Thatcher created a generation of apathetic, selfish and uncaring individuals like you Toby.
It’s about time people grew up with a bit more empathy, understanding and tolerance.