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Gathering supporters to start a new political party:
Lower Taxes - Lower Spending - A Medical Only NHS
Build Social Housing Without Borrowing
Everything Else Put To Referendums.
To Join Email ‘New Party’ To Lee
@LeeHurst
.com Along With Your Constituency.
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According to Sadiq Khan, your old diesel cars are causing such bad pollution in London that each year you are literally killing thousands of people.
You absolute bastards.
However…
If you give him £12.50 each time you drive in, the dying people can go fuck themselves.
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I was born in London.
I grew up amongst and got on with all colours of people and the common factor was, we were all British.
Then other countries swamped London and we were told multiculturalism was a good thing.
Spoiler alert, it isn’t.
Instead of everyone becoming British, we…
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To the young entitled eco warriors:
We bought clothes from jumble sales. We fixed our TVs. We had no air con. We carried no mobiles. We walked to school. We took pop bottles back for the deposit. We reused milk bottles. We fixed our cars with parts from broken cars. So jog on.
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Funny how the football has binned the taking of the knee months before teams head off to Qatar.
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Amazing how the BBC can find one child amongst thousands of migrants, but always missed the ones in Jimmy Savile’s dressing room.
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So illegals are to work in care for 80% of pay.
A man who left his family, paid people smugglers, ditched his passport, lied about his plight and can’t possibly go through DBS checks will be alone, with your elderly relative in their home.
Best of luck.
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BREAKING NEWS
Suella Braverman claims police are doing 2 tier policing.
Police do 2 tier policing.
Suella Braverman sacked for stating that police do what they then proved they do.
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@QudsNen
How was it fired? From a catapult?
You really need to get better liars working for you.
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I would always vote to leave the EU if asked again.
I would also vote to abolish the Scottish, Northern Irish & Welsh parliaments, the House of Lords, regional assemblies, mayors, Police Crime Commissioners, halve the number of MPs & local councillors, leave the WHO, UN & NATO.
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Matt Hancock the health Secretary is making a small fortune out of Covid. I’m sure he is not the only one in the govt who is. This must be the first time in history where the robbers made all the victims wear a mask.
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If you’re foreign and require an interpreter, the NHS will find one for you.
If you’re English and you struggle to understand a foreign NHS doctor and mention it, you are an ungrateful racist.
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If Palestinians in London are so pro Palestinian, why are they here?
If they are seeking asylum from ‘back home’ why are they supporting those in charge ‘back home’?
Doesn’t make their asylum claim a bit bent?
Genuinely confused and happy for someone to explain the situation.
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Planning to get the ferry to France then a dinghy back to Kent and then taken to Manston.
It’s a bit long winded, but it’s the quickest way I can get to see a GP.
😃
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Inheritance tax should be abolished.
The only people who should benefit from a person‘s lifetime of hard work is the people the person chooses in their will.
Not some money spunking politicians.
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The people wanting war won’t go fight it.
The people wanting refugees won’t house them.
The rich people supporting Net Zero won’t give up their flights.
You however are expected to do all three.
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So far I‘ve not had a test, not seen a GP, not had a vaccine and not had Covid.
TBH, up to this point, I think I am single handedly protecting the NHS and haven’t cost them a penny in this.
Plus I don’t wear a mask and chuck it in the sea either so also saving the planet.
#Hero
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Hold a referendum on immigration (legal and illegal). Divide the UK into 100 zones.
Whichever zone votes highest in favour of immigration, fence it off and move all arrivals there.
Sorted.
You get what you vote for.👍😃
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When did my fellow comedians begin simply complying with the establishment? Hardly the rebels they believe they are.
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Hoping the next one is the Jimmy Savile variant as the BBC will not mention it.
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Trump is back on Twitter and I know that because all the people who said they would leave Twitter have told me on Twitter.
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So Pfizer admits its vaccine was not tested to stop transmission.
Questions:
1. So where did MPs, media, leaders, celebs get their information from to say it did?
2. How come Pfizer never made a press statement to the public to tell those above they were wrong?
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1,100 sports people under 35 died of cardiac arrest over the course of 38 years.
1,100 sports people under 35 died of cardiac arrest over the course of 1 year after taking the injections.
People were warned, but chose to believe politicians instead.
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You enter the UK illegally and claim asylum as you fear for your life in your country of origin.
You then complain about the free food, money and accommodation.
I suspect you may have lied about your predicament.
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Can’t even free her own hair.
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Glastonbury wokesters.
Imagine working hard all year to pay for your ticket to Glastonbury and turning up there to find that 100,000 illegal migrants have taken your spot.
Now you get a tiny idea of how working class people feel re homes, NHS waiting lists and school places.
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Two horrible cunts in one tweet.
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I suggest people go into Starbucks and order a coffee, when they ask for your card, tell them you only have cash. They will enjoy that.
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Get an electric car…
Now pay 50% more for electricity.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Riddle me this.
So the Palestinians, who were celebrating, on the streets of London, the weekend attacks on Israel.
They live here as asylum seekers I guess.
Who are they running away from back home?
It seems they are claiming asylum from the very people they support.
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Are you as sick of this climate crap as I am?
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So the Royal Navy brings illegals into the country and the British Army spies on and lies to its own citizens.
When does the RAF start bombing us?
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If unemployed benefits were binned and replaced with 40 hrs of Community Work or skills training each week for minimum wage, I predict less crime, obesity, terrorism.
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Cyclist ignores slowing vehicle indicating left and rides into it and asks people who’s at fault?
Then blocks who can reply.
Muppet.
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I’m still finding it difficult to hang something on Trump that has prompted this unbelievable level of hatred.
Any suggestions? Please provide proof too rather than simply opinion and feelings. Genuinely bemused.
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The NHS would be under a lot less pressure if it spent its money on healthcare.
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Ditch benefits and make them do community work for their state income.
40 hrs per week on minimum wage.
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Brits really are a weak nation.
They are taking your cars away from you and you will still vote for the parties that are doing it.
I’m embarrassed to have to have the same passport as you.
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Who knew NET ZERO would be the amount left in your pocket after paying for it?
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A lot of people who marched in London today now know, if they didn’t already, what lying pigs BBC and Sky news are.
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BREAKING
Scientists reveal that climate change is being caused solely by climate change activists flying to meet up to talk about climate change.
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I appear to have spent 20 months avoiding a planet destroying pandemic by simply not getting tested.
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Dear
@BBCNews
Every time you ignore news like yesterday’s march, some more of the people on these marches will cancel their TV licence. In your selective ‘journalism’ you are gradually destroying yourself.
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Controversial statement coming up (not really, common sense).
If you come here to live.
Learn and speak English as your first language. Teach your children to do the same.
Accept the laws of our land only. Not any from your original country, culture or religion that, if you…
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Here’s a wacky idea for the UK.
How about when everyone has a job, everyone has a home and everyone can pay their bills and actually see a doctor then - and only then - we start worrying about the rest of the world?
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It’s time gas and electricity was cut off from every home belonging to a Just Stop Oil protester to ensure they are not hypocrites.
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Long Covid can by mostly be cured by removing sick pay.
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If you are coming here from France you are an illegal immigrant not an asylum seeker. You were already safe in France and each safe country you travelled through to get there.
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Who amongst you against the lockdowns would vote in a General Election for a straight forward anti lockdown party?
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FUN FACT
If you take your child out of school for a day it has a near catastrophic effect on their education.
If the government or teaching unions prevents your child going to school it doesn’t effect them at all.
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The TV Licence costs only £159.
For just 44 pence a day you can be lied to, have your history rewritten and slowly be removed from existence.
What’s not to love?
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So, what war are the Albanians fleeing?
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Old men (Seb Coe) are going to allow young men to compete against women in athletics.
Utter disgrace.
Trans women should compete against trans women.
The end.
If female athletes do not boycott this, the public should. It is unfair beyond belief.
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Humza Yousaf is basically Nicola Sturgeon, but without a cock.
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If we stopped all benefits and replaced them with a weekly minimum wage for community work or training, most of the country’s problems would disappear overnight.
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Minor-Attracted People?
Scotland needs boycotting.
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Hey HMRC, should I still pay my next tax bill or just book hotel rooms for illegals instead and cut out the middle man?
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Looks like every illegal immigrant has been given a green light on a move that definitely prevents you from being deported.
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I think we’ve reached the point, like we did with the EU, where the only people screaming for lockdowns are those people making money out of it.
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THE GREEN LOBBY : Your car is literally killing people with pollution, they can’t breathe! Imagine if it was you suffocating to DEATH…
DRIVER: Here’s £12.50.
THE GREEN LOBBY: Thanks very much, carry on.
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Why do Labour MPs keep accusing people of Islamophopia whilst at the same time calling for themselves to have bodyguards?
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Fred West was a superb builder, perhaps we judged him too harshly?
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For the first time ever, I started writing a long tweet about the situation we are in.
Suddenly I stopped and thought what’s the point and deleted it.
None of this tweeting is making the slightest bit of difference. Most people will vote the same old ways and change nothing.…
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Go back 5 years. Imagine if someone said you had to have an injection to go into a pub, restaurant, cinema, theatre.
What the actual fk have we descended into?
This world can go fk itself.
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If Sajid Javid uses Build Back Better in his first speech, we’re f*cked.
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Went to pick up my kids from nursery and pre school last night. All parents 90% plus maskless. Staff 100% maskless. Cheered me up no end.
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We used to call them good old fashioned ‘paedophile rings’, but when Pakistani muslims started doing it, we lightened the term to ‘grooming gangs’ for fear of causing offence.
Remind me who did we think we were offending again? That’s right, paedophiles.
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You have, at most, 2 general elections to stop the destruction of your society and country.
I’m being optimistic here, it’s more like 1.
If you do not break the LibLabConGreen cycle we are finished.
Hardline Islamic parties (using cover words like ‘progressive’ in their…
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So why did you come here to tell us, he could’ve just left a voicemail?
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How many of you are politically homeless?
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More stabbers arriving. Hurrah.
BREAKING: Pictures from near Dover show people being brought to shore by UK Border Force.
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Until I am allowed to walk into anyone’s house at any time and expect free food, lodging and money I will continue to call the channel crossers illegals.
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I’m on 62K followers.
If say 31K are bots, trolls & bods from overseas, it means you have 31K Brits who are as pissed off with what is going on as I am.
If that 31K people banded together under a new movement, you have a chance to start something new.
Would you at least try?
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@BpoolCouncil
Never talk about the cost of living crisis whilst you are increasing Council Tax and wasting it on this. You are a disgrace.
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The attack that Jack Dee is now enduring on Twitter is why so many people in the public eye are fearful of making a stand outside of groupthink.
The pile on is designed to signal the virtue of the attacker and set an example to anyone else thinking of stepping out of line.
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When you’re trying to cry, but your Botox won’t let you.
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When she dies there will be no funeral as she needs to go into the blue bin.
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If you change the benefits system whereby people have to do community work or training to receive their benefits. Society would get something for the money and the free money tap drawer to the illegals would be turned off.
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Eddie Izzard wants a safe seat.
So do young women when they use a public toilet.
Eddie Izzard Standing for Labour Candidacy in Brighton… Despite Claiming “I Want to Fight For the North”
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BREAKING
Nike ditches plan to playfully update the Koran.
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Local Councils should be audited.
Every single penny spent should be itemised with what it’s spent on.
Make it public online.
Let the public witness the waste in real time.
Maybe then the public will vote to stop it.
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There’s a large measure of truth in this.
It’s quite galling when you have a 21 year old leaving Uni (having never actually contributed to society, other than by running up student loan debt) lecturing working people about where they’re going wrong.
They are brainwashed into…
“Everyone starts as a leftie and then wakes up at some point after you start making money, working, trying to run a business, trying to buy a home and realises all the ideas are crap.”
Holly Valance, at the PopCon launch. A brave celebrity with a different opinion. 👏🏽
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Not one MP dead from Covid and, to my knowledge, not their partners either. What a lucky bunch. Oh yes, no adverse reactions either. What can they possibly be doing right that others aren’t?
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There is no longer any point arguing about covid. All the information is available contradicting the MSM and govt. They have been caught in lie after lie. People are choosing to believe them for whatever reason. Stick with like minded people and live your life as best you can.
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Imagine if the government had invested all the billions they spent on:
Furlough
Net Zero
Trans virtue signalling
Test & trace
Illegals in hotels
and instead spent it on:
Building power stations
Reservoirs
Fixing potholes
Building social housing
Y’know, stuff we actually need.
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MIDDLE CLASS: My car is ULEZ compliant why isn’t yours?
WORKING CLASS: Because I get paid about 80p per delivery. Here’s your case of wine you cunt.
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Zelensky is coming to the UK today to visit our money.
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Is there one whistleblower in the Met Police?
Just one officer willing to tell us what’s going on behind the scenes?
Remember officers, your kids are going to inherit this mess. Maybe speak out for them.
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Inheritance tax is grave robbing.
Anyone championing it wants to rob the grave of someone who has worked hard, saved hard and give it to freeloaders who did neither.
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Money saving ideas for British taxpayers:
Abolish the House of Lords and don’t refurb the building.
Bin the TV licence.
Abolish Overseas Aid.
Abolish Net Zero.
Abolish the parole board. (Time added on for bad behaviour.)
Abolish any virtue signalling by the public sector.
Public…
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Dear Government
Do we still clap the nurses like last year or just the ones that got vaccinated?
Yours sincerely
Lee Hurst
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We are absolutely fucked.
A big well done to you silly cunts still voting Lib, Lab, Con Green. You really are thick as shit.
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The harsh truth.
Increased immigration and a higher birth rate means Islam will take European countries one by one.
When they do, democracy will be in name only.
Sectarianism will replace democracy and finally it will be replaced by theocracy.
The rights people have will…
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If our government is putting the WHO in charge of us, why are we paying for our government?
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I stopped following Andrew Neil quite some time ago. Used to respect his impartiality, but he has been consumed by the hysteria.
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Wouldn’t it be good if the anonymous bureaucrats who grant the asylum of acid attackers and rapists were named and shamed.
🚨 BREAKING: Abdul Ezedi, the man wanted in connection with the chemical attack in Clapham, was an asylum seeker.
Government sources have told GB News that Ezedi was denied asylum on his first two attempts, but his third application was then granted.
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Imagine being a Jew in Britain and waking up to find that the government are considering shipping hundreds of thousands of Palestinians to live in the UK.
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Drivers, would you back a political party that pledged to retain the choice of having petrol and diesel cars as well as EVs?
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This one is a cunt.
Jacinda Ardern: We need to move at pace to address climate change; we need to invest in solutions, can't afford to wait.
Source: Bllomberg Television (YouTube)
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Caroline Dineage MP wants
#RussellBrand
to not be able to earn a living, even though he has not yet even been charged with an offence, whilst she is comforted by the knowledge that as an MP, she can still receive her salary even if she was in prison.
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I fucking hate net zero climate change bollocks and the cunts that campaign for it.
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