Currently sat in the back of a taxi in Bhubaneswar in India, minding my own business and then almost swallowed my own tongue when I spotted this painted in a wall outside a local hospital...
Now I have tears rolling down my face.
Incredible.
🤣 Imagine the scene...
For weeks you have taught your class how a caterpillar 🐛 becomes a butterfly 🦋 by nurturing one in your classroom...
You go outside to release the butterfly into the world and inspire the children with the wonders of nature... then this happens...
For the avoidance of doubt:
If you open a door for me,
If you pull my chair out,
If you lend me an umbrella when it’s raining,
Or your coat when it’s cold,
If you see me upset & put your arm around me...
I won’t think you’re being sexist, I’ll think your Mum raised you right👍🏻
Not even hyperbole - That is one of the greatest sporting achievements in British history.
A teenage qualifier, never drops a set or even more than four games in any set for the entire tournament! And goes on to become the
#USOpen
Champion! 🏆🎾🙌🏼🇬🇧
🤯🤯🤯
#Raducanu
Some of the absolute b*locks on here here about Emma Raducanu. 🙈
Won a Grand Slam as a qualifier, which no man or woman has ever done in Open era… at 18!
First British woman to win a Grand Slam in well over 40 years!
If that’s all she ever does (it won’t be) she’s a LEGEND!
👏🏻Phil Basser, a 99 year old
#Eagles
Fan whose lived in Philadelphia since 1918 & supported them since their inception in 1933...
“If I live to be 100, I might see the Eagles win a
#SuperBowl
”
...He was at the stadium & turns 100 next month.👍🏻
#FlyEagleFly
#SB52
#SBLII
Dear
@ManUtd
Please put up some sort of fight today vs City.
You ruined chunks of my childhood by being good & now you could ruin a chunk of my adult life by being utter crap.
I promise never to tweet another gif of a car with the wheels coming off if you at least try!
Sam x
To the weird guy who messaged me on Instagram saying he would do “anything” to hear me fart through a walkie-talkie...the time has come to see if you’re a man of your word...
Find me 2 well-priced Champions League tickets in the Liverpool section 👍🏻 - Yes, it’s come to this 🙈😂
I am delighted to (finally) announce that I am 6 months pregnant 🙂
After a devastating miscarriage earlier this year, I kept the news very private. However I’m now in a place where I can talk about what happened in the hope my experience can help others.
United fans shouldn’t be disheartened at conceding two goals at home to PSG... Liverpool did too.
...Granted Neymar and Cavani were playing for PSG when we played them
...and we scored three times to win
But chin up ey 💪🏻
#LFC
#YNWA
This elderly gentleman, who has dementia, is taken back to the Kop end of Anfield via a VR Headset.
He’s sat in his chair singing You’ll Never Walk Alone... and it’s AMAZING 😢😢😢
#LFC
#YNWA
Liam Gallagher’s disdain at having to make his own cup of tea is still honestly one of the best clips on the internet...
I’ll never get tired of watching this 😂🙈
I’ve read it 4 or 5 times and still every time I read:
“It's ..........Rebekah Vardy's account.”
My brain then immediately plays the ending of Eastenders... 🤷🏻♀️
I don’t wish to brag or anything, but this evening I successfully opened a packet of bacon 🥓 using the “Peel Here” tab in the corner… no need for a knife🔪 or nothin’…
Tonnes of things wrong with this clip, but for me the saddest is the Mum having to take her young son away from the game...
And before anyone suggests it, it’s not just Man City Fans... but Football should always be for everyone!
Fitness Tip:
My personal trainer said I need to eat raw eggs as part of my fitness regime. But I hate the taste.
I have found that If you add sugar, flour, cocoa & baking powder and put them in the oven for 30 minutes, They are much nicer. 😁
My love for Rafa Benitez is the same today as it was yesterday. He’s a friend of the city of Liverpool not just a legend of
#LFC
Do I want him to be manager of Everton? - Not really if I’m honest.
Does it make him any less of a hero to me? - Not at all.
Look after him Blues!
🤣🤦🏻♀️💪🏻(THREAD)
FORGOT I HAD THIS!
Over the last 6 months, if someone said Liverpool would win nothing or Klopp was rubbish, I sometimes saved the link to their tweet in my drafts for a later date...
To all 15 or so in this thread... You ain’t so cocky now 😉
#LFC
#YNWA
#6Times
🥰
How can anyone say romance is dead when I receive a message on my Instagram saying:
“Unlike my big toe, I’d love to bang you on my coffee table”
🤦🏻♀️😂🙈
#ValentinesDay
Peter Crouch on Secret Santa...
“One year Xabi Alonso bought one of the lads a canary, because no one had ever seen him with a bird”
#LFC
#YNWA
#LIVWAT
Considering
#LFC
could well have won the league last season had Keita correctly been awarded a penalty vs Leicester, I’m not even interested in debating the “did Sadio dive?” discussion to be honest.
If it was a pen, it’s a pen, if it wasn’t it feels like karma 🤷🏻♀️
Last week, my next door neighbour asked me:
“Seen as our houses are the same design... Can I ask how many rolls of wallpaper you bought to decorate the living room?”
“Thirteen” I said.
Today, he came round looking angry: “I’ve got three rolls left over!!!”
“So did I!” I said
Please continue to be diligent with regards to the
#Coronavirus
Yesterday, for the first time since lockdown, my Aunty Ann (who has down-syndrome) was able to see her 99 year old Mum safely. They are usually inseparable. It was a wonderful moment for our family. 😢🙂
One more
#OlympicBreakfast
to go, but that was my last with
@mrdanwalker
.
I just wanted to say a huge THANK-YOU to Dan. I’ve learnt more than I could have ever imagined because you’ve been so generous with your patience, time & feedback.
It’s been a privilege & SO much fun!❤️
You know what would scare the life out of me if I was a women’s tennis player right now…
#Raducanu
just spoke after winning the
#USOpen
and there was no “I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!”’s or “OMG!” ‘s - it was calm, professional and amazingly self-assured.
This really is just the start!🙌🏼
Watch and see how a supposed black and white decision, such as offside, can be manipulated to get any result you want if you have enough goes at it...
Had Liverpool lost points, this would have been a much bigger talking point.
Needs explaining.
If you’re not a Liverpool fan, what’s even the point??
I was at Anfield for a 4th round League Cup tie this week, watching the back-ups and felt like storming the field at the final whistle.
Today we’ve played Villa away & I want to go to town for a huge sesh 🙈
#LFC
#YNWA
The saddest thing in all this is that Caroline will never see the outpouring of love for her. If only she knew yesterday.
Love now...Banish hate... Don’t judge others how you wouldn’t want to be judged yourselves.
So, so sad.
#CarolineFlack
My Nanna turns 99 today...
NINTY- NINE!!!
She’s lived through two World Wars, and every great crisis/depression/or bit of chaos since 1921! 🤯
When I asked her if she is worried about the
#Coronavirus
she replied: “There’s always something Samantha...”
Legend 💪🏻🥰