Joshua Tufts
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Dawg & Father. "You don't have to go the whole way. All you have to do is go half way and one more step. Then it's further to go back than to go forward."
Seattle, WA USA
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On the
#SEAKraken
ESPN broadcast “Russell Wilson & Ciara, Seattle’s favorite couple”. 🤔
I submit this counter argument:
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@ArkansasOnline
No one saw raccoon crime sprees coming? They’ve been wearing masks this entire time people.
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@WahooRubio1809
@JoeyMulinaro
Boo.
Band of Brothers is above reproach and we all need our boozy Major Nix.
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@ChrisVannini
There’s always one - she’s literally dragging him away from the best thing ever.
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@byDavidGardner
I'm going to tell people for the remainder of my calls I'm actually a cat with a person filter on that I can't turn off.
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@MocoKosso
@imanshumpert
If
@espn
was smart they would get all the NBA stars a few drinks maybe a few smokes and broadcast them telling war stories during this shutdown in lieu of games. Also a few head to head XBOX battles mic’d up. Boom ratings.
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I tried writing this explanation three times and couldn’t make it as clear and succinct as this. If UO beats UW they get by with one mistake. UW gets no mistakes to get in. Tough sledding.
UW ranks
#2
on ESPN's "should be angry about their ranking" index.
I didn't say it. The guy at ESPN said it.
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@JessedHagopian
@Taylor_Soper
Poor form
@SoundTransit
Today would be a good day to look the other way given you know students are getting Orca cards at school.
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Grounded planes in Seattle.
Difficult travel to Houston.
Underdawgs by Vega$.
Threats of tornadoes in the Gulf.
We got this
#PurpleReign
LFG!
#GoHuskies
#BowDown
#WinnersWin
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Dear tourists: I spent an hour photoshopping out every pixel of rain and gloomy gray from these pictures from my run today so you could imagine how beautiful Seattle would be if it didn’t rain all the time - like it is right now.
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@raxraxrax00
@GoodmanHoops
Can we arrange a marriage between Supreme Cook and Treasure Hunt? I'd like to believe there is a future for their offspring named Gather.
Gather Hunt-Cook.
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Good luck to all the
#GoHuskies
fans migrating thru Sea-Tac over the next 48 hours. An on-site observer told me the airport is awash in
#PurpleReign
.
P.S. cmon
@BoeingAirplanes
&
@AlaskaAir
don’t fail me now.
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Looks like the Tuesday QA counterbalance commute is going along sleddingly.
#seattle
#snow
#wawx
@KSeattleWeather
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The new WSU coach came in Day 1 and started talking about the Apple Cup but in the end he couldn’t coach his team to be disciplined enough to show up for one. Literally.
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Did you have George Clooney talks about UW beating Oregon in a great game and the Huskies as underdogs in the Sugar Bowl on your 2023 bingo card?
#GoHuskies
🏈
#BowDown
👑
#PurpleReign
☔️
#BoysInTheBoat
🚣
George Clooney sat down with The Messenger to talk about his new film, 'The Boys in the Boat,' and playing pickup basketball with former President Barack Obama (
@BarackObama
)
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@ravyewest
What a great Pac-12 matchup. Look forward to the rematch next year and the year after and year after that.
Wait…oh.
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@uwleah
@ChantelJennings
A Baylor Coach once again misreads the room in overvaluing playing games over important societal issues. Shocking.
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Ladies & gentlemen I present your NOT Heisman trophy winner and your NOT Biletnikoff winner.
Harumph.
#PurpleReign
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What's the coolest an athlete has ever looked in a photo/screenshot?
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@Barstoolhuskies
This how to separate olds from young’n Husky fans.
Jim Lake is 10x better HC than Tyrone Willingham ever was.
While Lake wrecked the foundation CP laid, Willingham demolished the house, blew up the lot and put a stink on the whole neighborhood.
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@owentooelve
so sick of Husky wins lately, when The Boys in the Boat movie comes out on Christmas Day he’s going to find himself rooting for the Nazis in the climactic race.
#BowDown
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I don’t think naming the condo/building that replaced the original Red Robin at the end of the University Bridge “Robin’s Nest” makes me feel any less bitter about losing that landmark.
Lucking into a parking spot in the sloped lot followed by unlimited fries = perfection.
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@freak1ngawesome
I'm confused as to how this is not the most miraculous football play of all time.
Dire situation: Punting out of own end zone.
Unlikeliest of heroes: Punter.
Yardage on one play: 140+
# of Broken Tackles: all of them.
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Booger is the biggest coward.
I mean that literally & figuratively. Could have just stayed quiet but poked his head up when he was finally right.
#BrokenClock
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@RepKatiePorter
She knows the number fellas. She always knows the number. Stop pretending you don't know the number.
You only look aloof in addition to guilty.
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@UnLtdBananas
@NateSilver538
Who’d have thought the ‘Seattle Freeze’ counted as disaster preparedness?
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tfw you get finally get your acceptance letter and scholarship to go play college soccer and you’re wearing your dad’s college alumni sweatshirt.
At least it’s purple. Go Wildcats!
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Fisch hitting every note & pushing every button in his first
#PurpleReign
press conference. If the words are true sounds like the next great steward of the program.
Referencing the names of legendary UW coaches & Husky players. I already like his offensive attack.
#GoHuskies
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Seattle has been lucky with elite athletes with trademark facial expressions.
🔱 The Smile of Ken Griffey Jr.
🧤The Sneer of Gary Payton
🥎 The Smirk of Gabbie Plain
@UWSoftball
#GoHuskies
#SMRKSZN
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@cctv_idiots
I have ?s
1. How did she know the snake was there?
2. Was the other 🐓 guarding the snake or the 🥚?
3. Why was she so calm? The warranty joke was on point.
4. Is that what a food coma looks like for a snake?
5. What did the snake eat first the 🐓 or the 🥚?
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I guess winning games by 3 is just as good as blowing teams out now isn’t it, huh?
13-0 Final P12 Champs. 4-0 vs PNW.
#GoHuskiea
#BowDown
#PurpleReign
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Access to this merch is all you need to know about the ridiculousness of my trip.
However got a “you better beat Michigan” from Duck 🦆 fans in security line so that’s something.
#PurpleReign
SEA->PDX 🚙 ☑️
PDX -> SLC ✈️ now boarding
SLC ->DFW ✈️ pending
DFW->HOU 🚙 pending
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When you live in Seattle there’s only one place you go when you get your new-to-you car at age 16.
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My teenage daughter asked if I have some “average basketball jerseys” for a themed get-together.
My reply?
“No I do not have some average basketball jerseys. I have some exceptional basketball jerseys”.
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@zephoria
@KevinMKruse
These are definitely the tags you want to see on articles referencing the Supreme Court of the United States. Yikes.
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@SoundersFC
Tell me you’ve never watched MLS without telling me you’ve never watched MLS.
Forget Cascadia three-way the PDX v SEA rivalry omission is straight 🟥.
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His helmet was pulled off by USC
He protected himself from contact
And kept moving.
An insane call.
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@Becka1955
@EdgarandtheHall
@RexChapman
United States of Aggressive Ignorance has a decent ring to it, no?
Or we can always go with Eminem's "Divided States of Embarrassment".
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I feel most badly for Troy Dannen and UW Ticket Account Managers who just saw Husky Fans spend season tickets worth of money to go to Vegas, NOLA & Houston - lose the game - lose their coach - and then are going to send out season ticket payment requests for 2024 shortly.
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Cringing at the comments in UW Athletics Pride Tweet.
Will never understand why folks who aren’t really affected have to be so vocally opposed. It’s a little embarrassing quite frankly.
#GoHuskies
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No matter how nicely I ask they won’t let me wait in my seats until game day.
#GoDawgs
#GoHuskies
#PurpleReign
#BowDown
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@zachleft
Prior to today M’s have a tremendous “reputation”. -A reputation of being hit at a 4-1 clip by the rest of the West.
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This is Ingraham High School for those of us practicing cognitive dissonance that school shootings are always somewhere far away.
Officers responding to a report of a shooting at a school in the 1800 block of N 135th. More information as it becomes available.
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Bo Nix and Michael Penix likability battle rages on.
Michael Penix Jr. has all the names of his UW teammates and coaches on the inside of his jacket
What a Heisman fit 🔥
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@duckydynamo
The only way this tour would be cool is if the guide started whistling the farmer in the dell into the mic before the first stop and then cocked a shotgun.
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We live in a world now where it is more unseemly that the University of Miami is using Pandemic profits to steal a coach away from University of Oregon's child labor exploitation Sugar Daddy.
Tough times folks. Tough times.
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@WestcoastCfb
@BleacherReport
.500?
I'll take "Looked at the depth chart but not the schedule for $400 Alex."
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@BleacherReport
@SBRadio
NBA reports spike in Lillard Jersey shipping to zip codes starting with 98.
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@Super70sSports
Prince was cool enough to cash Yahoo! check and perform at their deal then stand up and expose the dangers of their product. Legend!
@cdvillasenor
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@angryseattle
Queen Anne Ave wisely closed for auto traffic and now a blue run with no lift line.
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Thank you
@KalenDeBoer
&
@UW_Football
for surpassing expectations and resetting the standard for Husky Football in 2022. Now on to bigger & better things in 2023.
#GoHuskies
#NoLimits
#PurpleReign
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⚠️WEATHER ADVISORY⚠️:
#PurpleReign
☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️☔️
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@shannonrwatts
I’d like my friends in Texas to stay safe and warm and I’d like their politicians to suffer the repercussions of their schadenfreude for cheap points in a political frostbite kind of way.
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100% here for the future arguments of greatest transfer to
#UW
conversation between Baylee Klingler & Michael Penix Jr.
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#PurpleReign
died so Bama fans could learn humility.
Wait until they hear about every other program in the country
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Spoiler alert:
@UW_Football
ranked 26th by services in 2015. Re-ranked as 8th on performance.
That’s some quality prospecting & coaching.
#PurpleReign
#woof
#GoDawgs
Four years later, it's time to re-rank the recruiting classes of 2015. Who actually developed their signees and won with 'em? Here's the revised top 25:
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If you were looking for good news this week
#GoDawgs
fans here it finally is.
Futures has some of the most powerful alumni & the Athletic Council is a who’s who of your favorite alums Rapp, Vita, Det, Sis and of course Coach Pete is involved.
Time for an overdue good woof!
NEW: A group of UW donors and supporters — including former Husky football coach Chris Petersen — have launched "Montlake Futures," a company aiming to provide UW athletes with NIL opportunities "nobody else in the country can match."
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@Super70sSports
I’m going to stir this so hard really fast and let go and see how many times the spatula can circle the pitcher by itself.
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@BrockESPN
@CoachPeteUW
@UW_Football
For 3 minutes before Salk turns it into a conversation about how WSU does well without recruiting and then transitions to paying attention to recruiting is creepy followed by an awkward segue into how many young players the M's will play?
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@kylegriffin1
@AOC
I have long maintained that *EVERY* person in the USA should work 6 months in either a Customer Service or Food Service role. You'd learn a lot about empathy, patience, hard-work, unfairness, human nature and where we are as a society.
The wealthy elite lack context.
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Kudos to the UW student sr toon for being packed 15 minutes before kickoff.
Way to represent young dawgs.
#GoHuskies
#PurpleReign
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@mmcclure88
@ohmetimothy
@waDNR
@GregRozeboom
This classic photo always made me laugh as the Ford Pinto isn’t the thing exploding for a change.
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