Richard Marx
@richardmarx
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Songwriter/Performer/Recording Artist/Producer/Author
Joined April 2009
I misspoke. I meant to say I “wouldn’t” be right here waiting for you.
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Hi. I’m @elonmusk (THIS IS PARODY) and I’m going to suspend Kathy Griffin for a joke the same day I reinstate Kanye West because I’m an antisemitic, homophobic, broken, un-loved prick (NOT parody).
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I’m suddenly thinking it’s not too late to contest the Grammy votes for Best Male Vocal that Michael Bolton beat me out of in 1990.
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Went to the dentist today. My teeth are fine. I just wanted to hear some of my songs.
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I’m an independent who has voted for both parties. When 9/11 happened, I was very anti-GWB. Still am. But when he addressed us in the aftermath, I felt he conducted himself as a compassionate human and I felt united with my fellow Americans. This POTUS has zero humanity. 0.
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If you’re for a ban on abortion but against a ban on assault rifles, you are many things…but “pro-life” ain’t one of ‘em.
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Why would Bill Barr want to visit Ghislaine Maxwell in jail the day she’s arrested? Hmmm?.
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Donald Trump has no testing or tracing plan. He’s not even talking about Covid-19 anymore. He’s just letting people die. And he doesn’t give a fuck.
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Donald Trump believes wildfires happen because “trees explode.” He said this today. Publicly. Because he’s really, really stupid as fuck.
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Every year since 2016, over 3,500 children or teens have been killed by guns in America. You know what has not killed a single child or teen in any year in history? Drag performances.
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They also call every so often to verify to where to keep sending all those check$.
@richardmarx the 1980’s called. Said your music was shitty back then & still is today.
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Gutted. Completely gutted. We just recorded something together a month ago. Can’t even process this right now. Let’s hold Taylor’s wife and children close to our hearts.
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My heart is broken. Rest now, sweet friend. You were as kind and loving a person as there’s ever been. I’ll miss you every day. 💔
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Hey @elonmusk why have you not publicly apologized for spreading something you knew was an absolute lie about the violent attack on Paul Pelosi? Yeah, yeah. You deleted your tweet. Whatever. Why have you not apologized? Is it because you’re a sad, homophobic coward?.
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Hey, remember how for years we had “smoking” and “non-smoking” sections of planes and restaurants? Then, eventually, enough people realized that cigarette smoke doesn’t know which section is which and it was stupid as fuck? Remember? Good, cuz a bunch of dumb motherfuckers forgot.
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I’ve been friends with @kennyloggins for thirty years and every time we’ve had dinner somewhere and the server asks if he’d like anything else and he says, “I’m alright” as soon as they walk away I look at him and go, “Seriously?”.
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The idea that Trump is responsible for the Coronavirus is lunacy. The idea that his response to it was and is the ultimate in deadly and fiscal incompetence is motherfucking fact. Re-electing him is insanity.
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Physically assault someone over a hair joke? A fuckin’ HAIR JOKE???? I’d be in my 37th year in prison.
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I’m a true agnostic-atheist fatalist. I believe when it’s your time, it’s your time. So I don’t engage much in fear. But personally, I’m more concerned with being shot in some random public place by a white American dude with an AR-15 than being taken out by an illegal immigrant.
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In my lifetime, I’ve known several wonderful people who happened to be Christians. They didn’t talk about it every six minutes, if much at all. They lived it. They were kind, caring and compassionate. They now see what passes for “Christian” and are mortified by it.
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Fuck you @NRA Fuck you, every elected official who’s voted against gun reform. Fuck you @GregAbbott_TX and fuck you, every Republican voter who claims to be “pro-life” but don’t actually give the slightest shit about humans once their born. You are ignorant and complicit.
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No, Mindy. See. it’s what we with intelligence call “sarcasm.” I’m making fun of you and your racist, corrupt hero who can’t accept his massive loss but the vast space of emptiness between your ears precludes you from understanding it. Bless.
@richardmarx If your biggest beef in life is with Michael Bolton from 1990. then you might be the saddest Lib on Twitter. 👌🏻.
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I dunno. I’m starting to think the Q folks aren’t actually against pedophilia.
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As an atheist, I believe at the moment of death it’s just lights out. Done. Because, I dunno, brain waves. science. But if I’m wrong, I have ZERO doubt that the folks who claim to be “Christian” but live their lives in opposition of Christ’s teachings are gonna be first to burn.
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Biden, 78 and recovering from a broken foot, tripped while practically RUNNING up a flight of stairs immediately after overseeing 100 million Covid vaccines. Trump, 74, couldn’t walk DOWN a RAMP unassisted immediately after overseeing 150,000 Covid deaths.
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The shitshow in Afghanistan has lots of multi-administration blame to go around. When your racist draft-dodging hero was calling our own military servicemen and women “losers and suckers” where the fuck were you? You disingenuous rapey little twerp.
Where are you now @pattonoswalt @alyssa_milano @robreiner @richardmarx and others in Hollywood. This is your guy! Where are you now? I'm praying for our military that was killed and those left behind because of your guy. P.S. Trump has nothing to do with this.
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Heartbreaking how many questions you think of to ask your parents after they’re gone.
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Whether it be Democrat or Republican, one thing we don’t remotely have in this country is a politician like this. Not. One.
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I predict Trump will not be indicted on federal charges. I also predict he will not only be indicted by the state of New York, but ultimately imprisoned.
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Shout out to everyone who has worn masks, socially distanced and have gotten or will get vaccinated. Thank you for being part of the solution and for caring about your fellow human. ✌🏻❤️.
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“I moved on her like a bitch.” “Grab ‘em by the pussy.” “Shithole countries.” “Very fine people.” “I like people who weren’t captured.” “If she wasn’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” Actual quotes by your father that didn’t need any further perverting.
“…surrounded by enemies and spies catching and perverting every word that falls from my lips or flows from my pen, and inventing where facts fail them.” -Thomas Jefferson’s reflections on Washington, D.C. in a letter to his daughter Martha. Some things never change, dad!.
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I’m THE Richard Marx who doesn’t need to defend my career, calling you out for being so far up Trump’s ass you can taste his colon. And you keep dodging the fact that you failed your viewers by being a pussy. @piersmorgan
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Hey professional comedians: be on notice! From now on, you need to make sure your jokes don’t offend people. Especially extremely attractive, famous and exorbitantly wealthy people!.
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Just took my 85 year old mom to get her first dose of the vaccine. So grateful.
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My deepest gratitude for the sympathies on the loss of my sweet, beautiful mother. I am beyond heartbroken but so appreciative of the love.
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Just saying. I’ve tweeted at least five times to Trump, Jr and Eric that their dad wants to fuck their sister and not once has Twitter flagged it as misleading and inaccurate.
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Doctors. Nurses. Medical technicians. Grocery store workers. Mail carriers. Delivery people. Vets. Sanitation workers. Plumbers. Electricians. Thank you. #heroes.
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Incorrect, Nick. Playing three nights at that beautiful theater. Just me and my guitar. So grateful after 35 years to still be touring. Though your acting career is toast it’s nice to see your side-gig as a boring traitorous assbag is thriving. 👍🏻.
I hear @richardmarx has cancelled his gig in front of 35 snoring fans at the Franklin Theatre (capacity: 630) so that he can go help the Ukrainians by singing to the Russian soldiers, thereby causing many of them to commit suicide.
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I really, really miss having someone to call “Mom” and “Dad.”.
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Hey Elected Democrats: Might be a good time to find some motherfucking strength and resolve.
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Our country is literally burning down and we have no. fucking. leader.
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Just want to give an extra Thanksgiving shout-out to the person in Trump’s camp who walked out to look at that desk prior to today’s presser and went, “Yeah, looks good. Bring him in.” #hero
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RIP kind sir. That in the last week of your life you took the time to send these words to me, someone you never met, says everything about the human you were. Not nearly enough like you. My love and condolences to your family. You will be very missed. 💔.
@richardmarx So sorry Richard. May her memory forever be a Blessing.
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In the world of @seanhannity Adam Toledo, unarmed, was a “thirteen year-old man” but 17 year-old Kyle Rittenhouse, wielding an AR-15, is just a boy.
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For those wondering why I don’t identify with “Christians,” here’s Exhibit A:
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The blood of over 150,000 thousand Americans.
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Dear @realDonaldTrump My mother is 84, immune-compromised and as kind, gracious, giving and loving as you have never been. You’re not taking her so you can keep people booking shitty rooms at one of your shitty hotels. #25thAmendmentNow.
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Whether it’s Mel Gibson or Morgan Wallen, spare us the bullshit “I was drunk” excuse. Booze doesn’t make you a racist piece of shit. It just occasionally reveals that you always were one.
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Even I never did that.
Donald Trump wrote off $70,000 on his taxes FOR HAIR STYLING.
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Such a ridiculous question. I’m vaccinated and when I walk into a grocery store or CVS, I still wear a mask out of respect to my fellow citizen. I also walk into both mostly to hear my songs but that’s another topic.
REPORTER: You walked out to the podium with your mask on. Why do you choose to wear a mask so often when you're vaccinated & you're around others who are vaccinated?. BIDEN: Because I'm worried about you. No, it's a joke. when we're inside, it's still good policy to wear a mask
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Almost four years ago. We hadn’t seen each other in a minute so we met up for dinner. We hugged and sat down and Bob took his phone out and snapped this pic. Then he looked at it and said, “Ok with you to post?” “Sure.” He hit “post” and said, “So, we’re done here?”
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Was it “Should’ve Known Better?”.
@richardmarx I'm sorry I played your song at my wedding you dumb fucking piece of shit.
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He didn’t stutter. And he immediately said, “I know that’s a strong statement.” He can’t walk this back and neither can you. We saw it. We heard it. Fire him.
The responsibility for George Floyd’s death rests solely with the police officers involved. Chief Moore regrets the words he chose this evening and has clarified them.
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Aww, man. That’s so sweet. How’d the rest of his dentist appointment go?.
@richardmarx my son heard ‘right here waiting’ for first time. Loved it.
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You should wear a t-shirt that says “My dad wants to fuck my sister.”.
Hunter Biden should start a clothing line that says: I “consulted”in Moscow and all I got was 3.5 million dollars and this lousy t-shirt.
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Donna, you follow me. You FOLLOW me. By now you should know I’ll use whatever motherfucking words I motherfucking choose. You can easily motherfucking unfollow. Have a blessed motherfucking day. ✌🏻❤️.
@richardmarx Your language is way out of hand. Have RESPECT.
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Wherever you go. whatever you do. if it’s in public. wear a MOTHERFUCKING MASK!.
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I see so many Trump loyalists saying, “Yeah??!! Well, look at Obama with N1H1!!!” Then, I stop and remember how we were all self-quarantined indefinitely and the economy went completely belly-up and Obama said a bunch of old people prolly need to be sacrificed and. oh, wait.
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I grew up in Highland Park. I’m actively reaching out to check on the welfare of people I still know there. My heart is always broken by these constant mass shootings no matter where they occur but today I’m extra heartbroken. And extra angry at the senselessness.
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“Because of my gross incompetence, probably a couple hundred thousand people will die brutally horrific deaths but, hey. I’ve fucked models. Oh, and did I mention I’m #1 on Facebook?”.
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Interestingly, Shawna. in my 57 I’ve never heard of you, either.
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It’s really very simple at this point. Nearly 3,000 Americans died of Covid yesterday. In one. day. If your position is “I ain’t wearin’ no mask. ” it is purely and simply because you’re a fucking piece of shit.
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If your political ideology is based on your religious beliefs, you don’t support the Constitution of the United States. So stop pretending you do.
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Your dad wants to fuck your sister.
Pence is absolutely crushing this debate!.
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Seriously, this is the funniest shit in a long time. And that’s saying something for you, Rex.
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Stamos?.
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This is fifty-nine. Holy shit! So grateful for all the wonderful birthday wishes, so grateful to be spending this evening onstage with fans, and so grateful to have my ❤️ @daisyfuentes here by my side. Much love to you all!
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If you’re at a dentist’s office you might not have much choice other than me.
About to go into oral surgery - what should I listen to???.I have headsets!!!.
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I met Burt Reynolds once in a video store in the 90s before he did “Boogie Nights.” He was by himself and no one seemed to notice him. I said, “I just want to thank you for many hours of entertainment.” He smiled so big and shook my hand and said, “You made my day. Thank you.”.
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Pretty good chance one of my songs was playing while your mom was being impregnated with you. And you are?.
@richardmarx Who is Richard Marx?.
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I hear some folks saying “there’s hate on both sides” and I can’t disagree. One side hates black people, brown people, Asian people, gay people and any people who don’t fully subscribe to their own rigid ideologies. The other side hates bigots.
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If ever there was a line in the sand, it’s now. Life as we know it is no longer. You can either be a brainwashed, illiterate fuckstick who worships @realDonaldTrump or you can be a person who is capable of critical thought. Trump is a fucking disgrace to humanity.
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I like Oscar winners who don’t slap comedians across the face over a joke.
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The president of the United States incited a terrorist attack on our Capitol.
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Holy shit.
If you don’t zoom in on this and look at it for at least a full minute I don’t even know you anymore.
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What @GeraldoRivera is saying is “Grab ‘em by the pussy,” numerous sexual assault cases, Central Park 5, mocking Gold Star families, “shithole countries,” separation of families, “Mexicans are rapists” and dozens more were ok with him. But NOW he’s not a fan. Fuck you, Geraldo.
A loyal friend, hounded without mercy by Democrats intent on destroying him from Day 1. Then he lost the election. It made him crazy or revealed a dysfunction I had refused to see. He then unleashed a mob to make war on their own government. 5 to their doom. @LizCheney is right.
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Who’s gonna tell her?.
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That’s awesome, buddy. I’m married to Daisy Fuentes. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻.
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I would rather watch a fly crawl up a drape or the worst episode of the worst tv show in history 88 times in a row than watch Elon Musk do anything ever.
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