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@SlenderSherbet

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Paul Bronks
10 days
Say hello to Jerry. He's had an awful time of it but with your help and the loving care that the team can provide, hopefully he'll be back on his paws soon. Please help them help him by giving whatever you can spare at Any amount is gratefully received.…
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Lovina Animal Welfare
10 days
Meet Jerry, our latest rescue ❤ Jerry was abandoned and left to stave to death 😞 He's suffered some kind of injury to his hind legs/hips which is forcing him to walk on his front legs, but we do see movement in the back legs, so hopefully it can be fixed, or at least improved🤞🏻…
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Paul Bronks
2 years
Nothing says the weekend like some bear cubs trying to get in a hammock.
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2 years
"I can feel the lbs dropping off already"
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Paul Bronks
5 years
I fucking knew it.
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Paul Bronks
2 years
"When I tell you to be home by 6 o'clock, I mean 6 o'clock"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"Excuse me, I'll tell you when you've finished"
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Paul Bronks
4 years
"cat? no idea, we're all towels aren't we, lads?"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER"
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Paul Bronks
7 days
When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
It looked impossible. And it would be for an ordinary cat. But Glenn was no ordinary cat.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
Keith was annoyed that no one had mentioned his new trousers.
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Paul Bronks
2 years
"WELL IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME"
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Paul Bronks
10 days
Your Dad waiting for you all to get in the damn car.
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Paul Bronks
2 years
"MY FUCKING TURN"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"For fucks SAKE, ALAN"
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Paul Bronks
11 days
"I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today"
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Paul Bronks
2 years
"Fuck it. Close enough"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (Director's Cat) 🎥:
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Paul Bronks
1 year
This hamster is all of us just trying to get to the end of 2022.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
Majestic af.
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Paul Bronks
2 years
To celebrate #YorkshireDay , here's 82 seconds of Sean Bean saying "bastard".
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Paul Bronks
2 years
Everything is awful so here's a baby flamingo learning to stand on one leg.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
Everything is awful, so here's 45 seconds of a beaver, eating cabbage.🔊🆙️
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"AIN'T NO JAIL CAN HOLD ME"
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Paul Bronks
2 years
On the sad occasion of her passing, please take a moment to enjoy the time The Queen was excited to see some cows. May she rest in peace.
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Paul Bronks
2 years
I wish I loved anything as much as this dog loves walks. 📹: Jesse Stellick
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Paul Bronks
2 years
He is the wind. He stalks his prey like the wolf and delivers swift, cold justice. 📹:
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Paul Bronks
12 days
You don't have to put on the red light.
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Paul Bronks
9 days
"I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY KEEP THE TREATS, PLEASE, I HAVE A FAMILY"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"JUST THROW THE FUCKER, GARY"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"OK, I've run the numbers. We can't afford to keep the dog"
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Paul Bronks
2 years
We all know people who make things more difficult than they need to be. 📹:
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Paul Bronks
1 year
When you need to go shopping but have to Kill Bill first.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"Nah, it's fucked, Steve"
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Paul Bronks
9 months
"You have no idea what I'm capable of"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"Fuck THAT"
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Paul Bronks
2 years
What I'm really doing when I tell people that I'm too busy to go out on Saturday night. 🎥:
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"Just smile and wave, son, smile and wave" 🎥:
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"What? Nothing, I was just checking the wall"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
Disney World, where dreams come true, but also where a bitch is all up in your shit when you're trying to eat your dinner. 🎥:
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Paul Bronks
2 years
"I don't know where to fucking start"
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Paul Bronks
2 years
Sheffield Weather Latest: So hot, even the dogs are melting.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
Actual footage of me, handling life.
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Paul Bronks
5 months
If you can't hide a Christmas crime scene, just pretend you're a victim.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"TO INFINITY AND BEYON
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Paul Bronks
2 years
"You probably can't even tell but a little bit of the door fell off while you were out"
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Paul Bronks
10 months
Fuck's sake, Gary.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
I wish I loved anything as much as this dog loves reggae. 🔊 🆙️
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"You know I don't mind helping you, Fiona, but you really need to learn to do it yourself"
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Paul Bronks
5 months
When you know you're not allowed in the baby's room but you didn't know they'd installed a security camera.
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Paul Bronks
2 years
When you want to go out but your Mum says you have to take your little brother with you.
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Paul Bronks
5 months
"I don't know where to fucking start"
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Paul Bronks
24 days
“WELL IT ISN’T GOING TO COOK ITSELF, SONIA”
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"Don't. He's not worth it"
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Paul Bronks
2 years
"Good morni
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Paul Bronks
1 year
If the only thing your day was missing is 45 seconds of Rico eating sweetcorn, then here's 45 seconds of Rico eating sweetcorn. 📹: @CincinnatiZoo
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Paul Bronks
12 days
I fucking knew it.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
Me checking my bank balance online.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"This is precisely why I still shit in the house, Cheryl"
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Paul Bronks
9 days
Sleep Like an Egyptian.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
What I'm actually doing when I tell people that I'm too busy to go out on Saturday night. 🎥:
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Paul Bronks
1 year
Fucking lazy bastard.
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Paul Bronks
2 years
The hen is mightier than the sword.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"You probably can't even tell, but there was an incident with the shower curtain"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"I don't want to sound ungrateful, Carl, but I think I'll get the bus to work tomorrow"
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Paul Bronks
2 years
"Every time. Every fucking time"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"Relax, I have everything under contr
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Paul Bronks
1 year
Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"Fucking HELL, CARL"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"It was like this when I came in"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
It isn't the weekend without a donkey trying to get in a hammock.
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Paul Bronks
2 years
"Does Sir have any plans for the weekend?"
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Paul Bronks
5 months
Sorry I'm late for work, I followed this car for two hours.
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Paul Bronks
4 months
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Godzilla?"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
Day 4: They suspect nothing. 📸:
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"GARY WHAT FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS IS MADNESS"
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Paul Bronks
4 months
"What makes you think that I had anything to do with it?"
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Paul Bronks
4 months
It isn't really Christmas until you've dressed your Venus fly trap as Santa. 🎥:
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Paul Bronks
2 years
"HALLO MUTTERFUCKERS"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
I don't want you to panic, but there's only four days until Christmas if you haven't cleaned your bat yet. 🎥:
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Paul Bronks
1 year
Hide and Seek Tips: Don't get too cocky when you find a good hiding place.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
FUCK THE SYSTEM.
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1 year
What I'm actually doing when I tell people that I'm too busy to go out on Saturday night. 📹:
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Paul Bronks
10 days
Sorry I'm late for work, I followed this car for three hours.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"FUCKING DINNER TIME, SANDRA"
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Paul Bronks
2 years
Me when I hear someone open a packet of biscuits. 🎥:
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Paul Bronks
1 year
It would be fair to say that this was one of those occasions when Roger's ambition far exceeded his ability.
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"What. The. Fuck. Are you going to tell him?"
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Paul Bronks
10 months
"For fuck's SAKE, STEVE"
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Paul Bronks
4 months
Exclusive footage of me trying to learn a TikTok dance.🔊🆙️
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Paul Bronks
4 years
"get a life, Annette"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"Ye kin cut yer ain fuckin' grass, ye sassenach shower o' shite"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"This doesn't concern you, Russell"
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Paul Bronks
1 year
"No, honestly, I'm fine, you just take your fucking video"
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