Allegedly Suspended Joel
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We have a family connection to a cabin in the woods near Mt St Helen's, we've gone there many times, they're very cool about sharing it.... my late father wrote this poem in the guest book after a visit in '93.
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@JarrettStepman
No they haven't- California hasn't even mailed out their ballots yet! This is public information, man, your lies are easy to disprove.
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4 years ago today I got owned harder than I ever had before or ever will be again
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@gg4dxqn22f
@AlexisAdcock5
@police
@fbi
this dude is calling 13 years old girls "sexually mature females."
I'm not saying he *IS* a pedo rapist, im saying maybe take a look at him
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@AllisonPapson
As we all know, Cupckae stores have lots and lots of money on hand, they are absolutely prefect targets for theft.
(LOL, when will everyone stop falling for "I suck at running a business, my product is shit, but im gonna blame the homeless and poor instead?")
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@AnaMardoll
This whole take, this whole thread.
Like, homie, I haven't avoided movie theaters for the last 2 years bc I have to wear a mask, I've avoided them because I don't want to fucking catch covid!
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@JinkiesJerrica
@bernaert1776
I've always suspected that the fact every pic of desegregation of schools, of MLK, etc etc, in your textbooks, are almost always in black and white, even though THOUSANDS of color photos exist, is to convince people "it's ancient history, we aren't like that anymore"
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@Kira_The_Faye
@della_morte_
Oh man, I used to ARGUE with my dad, he would say "just be there every morning and ask every morning, that's how I got x,y,z..."
And I was trying to tell him, "dude, today, thats a police enforced no-trespass order waiting to happen!"
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@HennySpiff
@stephaniesmyth
@CP24
@Raptors
Imagine the shit they do when there AINT video and the person they're fuckin with ISNT a famous sports industry person
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@alysssairl
@SwoleMav
@19Phranchize
Every single "scientists used to think"/"doctors used to use cocaine and leeches" story is from BEFORE THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD.
Scientists are much less likely to be that kind of stupid these days because of the scientific method.
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@transscribe
@petersavodnik
I like the part where abortion clinics (and the GODDAMN 1996 OLYMPICS) get bombed, and doctors get assassinated in their churches, don't count as violence, but people chanting outside during Boof's dinner party counts as violence.
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@SteveShaver4
@Burrite
@lhumphries13
Stop with "No True Scotsman" crap.
The sooner we grapple w/ the fact that a sizable chunk of our populace r hateful racist sexist homophobes who would willingly submit 2 a dictator, the better.
"Theyre not REAL Americans" until they win and now you and me are boned.
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@Chinchillazllla
My very first thought was "if 300M people did voter fraud, couldn't those 300M just vote for whoever and have that candidate win legally?"
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@JaniceMcGeachin
This is literally the definition of unbiased reporting - they asked you for your side of the story before publication!
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@Chinchillazllla
@__MrMarshall
Maybe cut back on Avacado toast, or do a few hours of Uber or Door Dash on their days off
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@vanillaopinions
@Blueelectron4
Everytime they blame leftists (who, if they stay home, are not the types who ever vote for Dems anyway) while ignoring all the moderate Dems who end up voting for the GOP.
More Dems voted for Bush than THE TOTAL NUMBER OF 3rd party votes in 2000, for example.
Same in 16/Trump
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@sevendulantys
@ruthbrarian
It reminds of a joke I saw that went something like "imagine our ancestors looking at even the most failed of us. 'They eat like a royal family member, they have all the flavors/seasonings, they don't have to worry about disease, and they have an entire library at their fingers"
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@Chinchillazllla
@NYCMayor
Not mine, seen somewhere else - "if only the shooter had jumped a turnstile, the NYPD would've got him immediately."
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@Chinchillazllla
@JoeBiden
Don't we have to LEGALLY pay taxes (and tbh im not complaining about that)?
So why isn't the government REQUIRED to use them in our interest?
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@Liv_Agar
@AdmiralHalo
Remember when there was a minor panic about conservative men not being able to find women to date?
Shocker, when you think other people are second class, lower than you, turns out they may not appreciate that!
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@emmma_camp_
"Everyone with problems must be faking to get benefits.
I know, because one time I faked for benefits"
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@QueeringPsych
Tbh, the best, most protective people I've ever seen are moshers looking out for people they think might not actually be ready for moshing
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@GavinPTAZ
@MorePerfectUS
@kenklippenstein
Those of us who work inside a Starbucks inside a Safeway/Albertsons, or a Fred Meyer'a/Kroger, are just working folks who ARE members of a union.
Boycott standalone SBux, hit up a Dutch Bros or a Black Rock, but don't hate on those of us inside grocery stores.
DISLCAIMER: 1/
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@matracaberg
@KimMangone
@DanCrenshawTX
My father used to say, "there's two types of ppl, those who say 'I had to do this and it sucked, fuck you,' and those who say 'this sucked when i did it, can we make it suck less for people in the future, and Joel, you gotta pick which type of person you wanna be"
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@TalkerReel92
@DiscussingFilm
I mean, you could expect that, because you could expect people (obvs not you) to be decent human beings, but alas
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@CampbellHill
@ItsDanSheehan
He didn't fucking invent shit - and just because you invented something useful doesn't mean you get to PAY ZERO TAXES considering Amazon uses Roads and Airplanes and all sorts of other publicly funded shit.
Billionaires will NEVER all u back, u dont gotta kiss their ass online.
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@raydietrichs
@ZavalaA
We end up with trained firefighters and people working good jobs that pay decently post-prison instead of being stuck at McD's for the minimum wage forever?
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@ZaidJilani
@dhnexon
@golikehellmachi
McVeigh ABSOLUTELY was a white supremacist, dude got disciplined while active duty for going to Nazi rallies wearing White Power shirts, but ok i guess.
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@PhilipPetrunak
@ask_aubry
Ppl like you are why women always let a friend know when they're meeting a new guy for rhe first time. You think this is mixed signals? Wow.
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@Blake_Allen13
This is my favorite thing about her, she is SO EFFING GOOD at hearings and questioning and stuff, she's not looking for soundbites, she's asking ? like a prosecutor would, setting up the next question, and the next, and the next.
She def does her homework
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@wyatt_claypool
@GravelInstitute
Ah, a Parler link!l in the bio!
So, are you a Nazi, a White Supremacist, or just someone who makes money off of Nazis and White Supremacists?
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@RepSwalwell
@skywaker9
@charliekirk11
Did a giant man baby with a tiny face who makes a podcast really message you by first name and not by your title?
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@DonRaul100
@tuckwoodstock
@oliviaveex
Also not illegal to have a leaf blowers in the area.
There's no reason for the famous Portland "Darth Vader with Bagpipes on a Unicycle" to have bagpipes and a Unicycle ANYWHERE, but we don't tear gas THAT dude.
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@LizRummy
@Solidarity_Star
@bungarsargon
@elonmusk
Walsh would end up hiding in the break room and crying after 2 hours of one shift on a busy day at McD's or Starbucks, tbqh
(Source: am a military vet, I have managed a McDs and worked at a Starbucks. Basic training was honestly easier than busy days at either of those jobs)
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@maryknews
I knew a German woman who told me a "joke":
If you have 9 Nazis and a normal person at a dinner party together, what do you have?
Answer: a dinner table with 10 Nazis
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@jenny2x4
My favorite thing ever is that that "Victims of Communism" organization counts Nazis and wehrmacht soldiers in their tally
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@slpng_giants
@MattWalshBlog
I like the idea sex work = selling your body.
What are backbreaking mining jobs or physically demanding labor jobs if not "selling your body?"
At least sex workers (not illegal trafficky pimp stuff- a whole separate thing) aren't selling their body to make $ for already rich ppl
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Someone tweeted "best way to spot a fake vet is to ask their favorite MRE" and I replied "that's not fair, I was an air force desk jockey, i had MREs like 10 total times, all at basic training"
He replied with "no one fakes being an Air Force vet"
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@WeekendDawg
@darkrose81
@APKithcartMDPhD
Thats, um, that's how science works buddy. You have an idea, you test it, you fail, repeat, repeat repeat with different ideas, and then ONE TIME IT WORKS.
And then you test the one that worked like 700 more times to make sure you're right
Science aint omniscient magic
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@GriffinMalone6
"Broke out windows, slashed tires, and broke windows"
That's like, a 5th grader would be embarrassed to write that
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@emrazz
To be honest, 100% of men (and 100% of women, too!) could land a plane ONCE. Is the plane salvageable? Did anyone survive the landing? Those are different questions.
But the aircraft WOULD come to a complete stop on solid ground (or water, I guess)
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@zachsilberberg
@JUNlPER
What's extra funny, is the wife and I use HBO Max a LOT. And I was only vaguely aware that this was happening, she has no idea.
So what happens to 67 year olds who AREN'T terminally online?
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@TyCardon
I mean, yeah, intentionally not following a legal direct order is kind of the opposite of military service
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From L to R
Grandpa Harold (a 5'4" Frozen Chosin
#USMC
), my wife Nicole, myself, and Grandma Betty
LCpl Harold W. Smith, USMC 1949-1954, born 1929 died 2021
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@SteveSchmidtSES
@ProjectLincoln
I mean, im happy that you guys recognize Trump is an existential danger and all, but ALITO? Thanks for reminding me that you guys are part of the problem!
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@GrindStone0o
@ProjectLincoln
@TheRickWilson
Florida has a closed primary, Dems can't crossover and vote in the GOP primary
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@the_junka
@EuphoriTori
Lol "they won't execute someone without hard evidence."
Someone clearly has never read about the history of capital punishment in America.
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@emilyrrarick_
"Sure would be a terrible thing if other people exercised the right that I myself exercised in the past"
Ok then
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@JYSexton
No one has ever protested me outside my home. And you know why? Because I'm not an asshole!
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@perfectpiegal
@jcrichman
@KyleCryptoLand
@Ruby_Stevens
I don't feel like anyone is disparaging it out of hand.
People are disparaging the concept of "whatever, we can put that in in post-production"
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@EBasilion
@JessicaValenti
No, the point is even a healthy pregnancy is a definite health risk to women, and this pregnancy has a ZERO percent chance of birthing a living child, so why the eff should we increase her health risk for no reason?
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@DavidLat
@aaronsibarium
Lmfao, Yale Law is rhe NUMBER ONE incubator for conservative law graduates, stop playing the victim
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@KTLA
Wanna know what a synonym for "gang-like cliques" is?
Hint: it starts with a G and end with ANG
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@OHGODBEES1
@jack_hamilton
@porksweats1
Lmfao, "Hello, Real Cops?" might be my favorite line in that whole movie
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@NateSilver538
I'm really getting tired of Republicans telling Democrats would would be best for Democrats
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@keyavakil
We done told you he was bad news, but you hated women and gays and democrats so badly you didn't listen
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@realjakejacks
@CDV4Democracy
@BillEigel
@NickBSchroer
So then it's a performative exercise that neither helps their constituents NOR actually fights the WoKe AgEnDa.
Is the wOkE aGeNdA in the room with you now? Do you need some hot chocolate and a blanket?
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@nieltown
@CampbellHill
@ItsDanSheehan
And you can kiss their ass and suck their dick all you want- they effectively paid less percentage wise in taxes than my $25K/year ass paid. So again, keep kissing rich peoples asses, you ain't ever gonna be rich and they're never gonna call you back.
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@gg4dxqn22f
@AlexisAdcock5
@Police
@FBI
This is way too much for a twitter post, but obvs biologically it's correct.
In real life? Someone who says this in real life outside of a science meeting or whatever is a walking red flag with blaring air raid sirens.
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@DevinPuth8
@PaulOfDaWild
@WilkSSBU
@letsgomathias
Is ot a different crime to rape a 10 year old if you're a native born or a legal immigrant or an illegal immigrant?
Maybe worry more about the 10 year old and not your agenda, ok?
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@DavidKubat1
@JasonKirell
Well, sure, nationalization is fine as long as you control who gets to be counted as part of the "nation", you know?
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@RexChapman
It shines a new light on the whole thing where Pence refused to get in a car with the Secret Service, doesn't it?
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@seanski1916
@JordanUhl
When have the Dems ran a socialist, and when was the last time Dems won the governorship of Florida?
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@sarahcwestwood
Biden isn't taking this position, he has already agreed to three debates, this is Pelosi, jesus, be better at your job
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@jbouie
"It will be fine" sounds a lot like "Senator Collins is right, Kavanaugh and Coney Barrett won't end abortion" to me
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@TheKernWallace
@JinkiesJerrica
@bernaert1776
To reprint in textbooks? When they have other photos in color?
Sure, maybe on the production end it's cheaper, but the color pics ALREADY EXIST
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@JUNlPER
I mean, I'd probably use one on Hitler.
Mao went after landlords and I hate landlords, sooooo, Elon (REMAINDER OF TWEET REDACTED FOR DON'T-GET-BANNED REASONS)
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@bowtiedreact
@mjs_DC
I mean, I guess, if your definition of liberal is "allowing the federal government to do the things the federal government is supposed, and legally required, to do"
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The hardest I ever got owned popped up in my FB memories the other day
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@thehill
You're telling me someone made a hotel reservation and answered the questions about what kind of room they'd want?
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3 years ago today I got owned harder than I ever was before or ever will be again
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@MMAandSSRI
@N01H3r3
@pantherdraws
@OmegaJak
Remember, if you have both a fridge and a microwave, you're not "poor."
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@the_obp
@oliverdarcy
@TimMurtaugh
@brikeilarcnn
It's also like saying, "well, they've used chemo for cancer for decades, why NOT use it for a broken arm?"
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@ProfMSinha
@baseballcrank
@KatzOnEarth
@RichLowry
Wow, its almost like one of you is a historian and the other is a racist anthropomorphic baseball
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@nieltown
@CampbellHill
@ItsDanSheehan
Im def not a hero- that's a joke. Ill change it if that makes you think im stupid.
But, I forgot I was dealing with someone who believes rich people care about other people, sooooooo
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