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29 | programmer, musician (DJ Replyguy), photographer, socialist. Forbes 30 under 30 (they/he) alt: @italianyunglean

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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
top 10 tweet of the year
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While we’re all sharing stories of this her, here are my texts from her as a person who had the misfortune of matching with her. For the context to the last photo she asked where I lived and if I liked it, if I wasn’t funny a simple no woulda sufficed
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@ItalianBladee
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5 months
this scene is just so beutiful it feels almost like a 30 rock take on VEEP’s absurdist look at federal government
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@ItalianBladee
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5 months
has twitter fired all their designers?
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
Also felt pretty used for content, cause she used this for a joke the next morning; and interactions with her were weird cause you can see her tweeting about standing up dudes in real time while texting her
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
@DahliaZahava this can’t be real every product made by Kellogg’s as a generic brand substitute
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
Hinge prompt: “what’s the biggest risk you’ve ever taken?” every person answering this prompt: “moving to [CITY WE BOTH LIVE IN]”
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
why did they print out ass from a suicidegirls post for hotel lobby art?
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
Tweet for reference since she’s private now
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
“the music was horrible”
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
new date idea we watch 16 hours of icarly and victorious video essays
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
@mayaisfiya too true
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
@mayaisfiya Getting skin cancer is safer than the sunscreen chemicals
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
@Liv_Agar he is a lawyer
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@ItalianBladee
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5 years
@ImASlutForGaga @chancetherapper @purebardigang No one in the Bronx drives really, public transit in NY is the go to
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
@ZEROSUlTSAMUS that might be single worst photo i’ve seen of RDJ what is that angle
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@ItalianBladee
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11 months
@doinkpatrol also it’s a Giants home stand and $40 a ticket,,, like it’s definitely near selling out, it’s as much as Jackie Robinson night
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
@WomenPostingLs I don’t see an L
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
@MargBarAmerica military recruitment in the United States is extremely predatory, praying on the low-income and often desperate groups, then they spend 2 years trying to effectively brain wash you into thinking what you are about to do is right
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
follow @bootleghinata they’re hilarious
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@ItalianBladee
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5 years
@sug_knight Mr. Peanut cause they spent money to promote this tweet to me
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
reminding people of my run in with @/tind*rd*str*c
@ItalianBladee
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4 years
While we’re all sharing stories of this her, here are my texts from her as a person who had the misfortune of matching with her. For the context to the last photo she asked where I lived and if I liked it, if I wasn’t funny a simple no woulda sufficed
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@ItalianBladee
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8 months
just used my new football helmet from temu
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They got football helmets for $20 on Temu
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
*her fuck why can’t I type today
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
Adding screenshot to whom I refer to
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4 years
@AshBCoffin Don’t think it’s poverty that’s the joke, but the fact that they want to defend a system that’s clearly failed them
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@ItalianBladee
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11 months
@theLordeEnjoyer it’s like we’ve literally done a deadpool movie during a WGA strike once and it went down as one of the worst movies ever made
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
@bocxtop i gotta be honest it’s more about exhibitionism + hornyness
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1 year
@disc4prez pon de replay?
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
lord i am sorry for what i have done
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@iamlynndewitt
lynn dewitt, twïtters sweetheart
3 years
a vulva but it’s just lin manuel miranda’s lips
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@ItalianBladee
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9 months
i am so done
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@ItalianBladee
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11 months
@helen idk if it is true, but it def sounds true
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
doing the joker dance on the paul mccartney stairs
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We see you, Seattle! Who's ready for round 2? #PaulMcCartneyGotBack
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@ItalianBladee
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@itsmariannnna i heard she also wants a higher tax on usage of her private jets
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
me without Natasha my ADHD Bedingfield medication 🤝 staring at the blank page before you
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
@horselover21115 I’m not gonna lie it made me cry, but to be fair I was just out of a break up a few weeks prior
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
Are we this irony poisoned? A 5 year old died
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4 years
@stevemorris__ @JordanUhl Worse they replaced WAP with some 50’s song about postmen
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3 years
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
@itsjenntastic She also probably hates cuffed jeans
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3 years
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3 years
@himbodotgov 7 plays of Bubbles Buried In This Jungle with 1 play of Guillotine in the middle
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3 years
@glamdemon2004 damn i’m 5’10 and now withdraw myself from summer, it’ll be my fall
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
saying “me and who” 3 times in a mirror and spinning around hoping a twitter gf will appear
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
@awkwardfoxes @samelpan Can we not harass this woman that does commercials for a living
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
sorry timeline
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@offbrandheelz @latkedelrey Flashing back to being obsessed with the movie Dodgeball when I was in middle school
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3 years
🚨 new ink alert 🚨
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2 years
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@ItalianBladee
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10 months
@madisommelier this the most feeld as convo i’ve ever seen
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
@Liv_Agar always listen to your council is what i say
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4 years
@MNateShyamalan My workouts and coping mechanisms trying to stop it
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1 year
@clickholebot “can you turn it down?” *throws car into reverse*
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
this is the one
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@A24films_
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We’re looking for some tweets to turn into movies.
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
No promo but maybe follow me instead of her, some people say I’m funnier
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5 years
@abbygov @lizzo Why not vote for someone based on their actual policies?
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
@autogynefiles is this the opposite of the white stripes situation? lying about being related because you’re actual married
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
also these
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
@biboofficial I literally was gonna post this when i finished running errands
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3 years
@kenklippenstein *Does cocaine once* GIVE ME THE TWITTER LOGIN
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4 years
@Dhaubbs @nerdcity It’s called having privilege lmao
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4 years
Ben Shapiro - WAP
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2 years
@iamemxi @MelissaOng69420 the most LA list i’ve ever seen
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
@Baileymoon15 this definitely makes sense Bailey and Deb are probably right next to each other
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2 years
America needs to replace the statue of liberty with a gundam. Imagine your voyage into the united states and you’re greeted by a 300 ft combat mech
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
@chrirob_ @wydstepbrOoke Ratiod by a minions border patrol badge
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3 years
@uhhhhmad Ever green comic
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@wydstepbrOoke Whomst amongst us isn’t involved in our sister’s nipple piercing process?
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3 years
@tropicanapussy Because it’s a render
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3 years
@helen i’m honestly embarrassed i put in that much effort into someone who said “hack my vagina” unprompted
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3 years
Finally got this framed, incredible
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@offbeatorbit do not like this trend of the r word coming back so casually
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4 years
@liz_franczak They cast him to play Hillary in the story but had to change it
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11 months
@firagawalkwthme if this car hits me, i think my car is totaled even at 5 mph
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
@jackie_of_arc No no it’s a rule of the restaurant if you get an item to share, you can’t grab them for atleast 5 minutes
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3 years
@ComradeSnake3rd @Cheesymanfredo you can probably delete the bottom folder
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
Still thinking about this mansion with a room available in Staten Island
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
@goodbeanaltalt That face you make when you epic meme
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
@noname You can define it without throwing our progressive politicians under the bus
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3 years
me and the boys after the vaccine
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1 year
@thechosenberg doesn’t really seem staged he clearly looks annoyed at having to walk around
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2 years
what did she mean by this
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3 years
last mentions for 2016
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@cat_elg pinocchio’s nose of asses
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8 months
@latkedelrey wait so they’re having a nepo baby play a nepo baby?
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
hey me and my polycule saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe, can we get you a drink?
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
@cincynancy I took a shit on his car. Why am I single?
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
let’s get this fuckin party started
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@ItalianBladee
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5 years
@tayallard When my twitter feed perfectly lines up
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@ItalianBladee
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2 years
got my new {custom} shirt today!
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@ItalianBladee
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4 years
@ambienvalent My experience matching with her:
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4 years
While we’re all sharing stories of this her, here are my texts from her as a person who had the misfortune of matching with her. For the context to the last photo she asked where I lived and if I liked it, if I wasn’t funny a simple no woulda sufficed
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@ItalianBladee
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@galaxiaskykloz found the og
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
Made blueberry swirl cheesecake and it came out fantastic
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@ItalianBladee
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11 months
spending $50 to heckle Kevin O’Connor for being an elon stan
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“I can’t it make tonight.” “Why?” “I am at the Ryen Russillo live podcast”
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@ItalianBladee
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10 months
@AmericanHussy the fact i understood this tweet means i need less screen time
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@ItalianBladee
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3 years
Still learning ProCreate, but decided to draw Toby aka Twitter’s best boy
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3 years
super liked someone i had a date with last week’s best friend. I would like to pass away now
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