One of my biggest pet-peeves is when everyone is pointing at me and laughing

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary lol

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I’m doing all my silly little posts over on bluesky at the moment so follow me there if you haven’t already 🫶 https://t.co/34jSpyu15E

one of the reasons I stopped using twitter is because of guys like this, because people I trusted treated people like him as if they were clever and fun, when it’s been obvious the entire time that he was as rotten inside as his posts always were

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took a little twitter break to get my head on straight but I think I’m ready to dive back in! hope you’re all doing well and having fun 😊 now, it’s time to post 😈

God, Please help rescue these little millionaires floating in this refrigerator. Amen.

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just in case that link stops working or something

follow me on bluesky if you want to! I will be posting various thoughts and feelings over there, along with a few laughs perhaps 😅 https://t.co/34jSpyu15E

my grandma is so proud of her lilac bush 🥹

I asked for extra aughte on my burger and they DELIVERED 😋

wise words from my local bar’s facebook page

who up drinking blue juice out they big green giraffe cup?

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Steve Tardman

created a family so kind and supportive in my dream last night that I felt happy to be alive and then *immediately* created a bicycle repair shop employee so cruel that I woke up crying lmao 🙃

Rosalía played one of the greatest concerts EVER tonight and I am *begging* you to rewind the stream a few hours to watch it! I feel honored to have been able to watch this (from my couch) 😍

Lou posted this

kicking myself because I only had maybe three or four treats yesterday when I could’ve potentially had dozens of treats instead 😰

reminiscing about the time Culver’s gave me a pretzel penis for some reason