The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank
@sug_knight
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Utah, People working together
Joined July 2011
I’m a maxxinista first and a human woman second.
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I LOVE knowing when to lock in and when to queen out.
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Who is watching South Park in 2025.
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Are any of my oomfies immigration lawyers or know of any?.
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Nope we are NOT using club wagons for evil we are using them to go to Arby’s.
Think about how many criminal illegal aliens you could fit in this bad boy!.
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Show this to your friend with a green thumb… she needs to be tamed.
Does anyone in slc want my unruly monstera? Bugs are coming in and using it for evil
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I’m it’s 3rd owner so.I’m not taking any responsibility for it not being trained to the pole.
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Is this that bad or are we just being victimized by the mustache.
how can you say that stomp clap song is the worst song of all time? its not even the worst tiny desk performance of all time.
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Does anyone in slc want my unruly monstera? Bugs are coming in and using it for evil
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crying, looking at tik toks and a Mr Beast ad came up so I started crying harder.
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This is what RFK jr looks like to me
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All my time spent tweeting I should have been getting a masters degree or something.
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Where are we at with the chocolate dessert hummus.
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Has anyone successfully gotten past the mental illness where you get the ick if someone actually likes and respects you and is emotionally available while dating?.
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I checked my credit score twice, within 20 minutes of each other, it dropped 69 points in that time. These people are fucking with me.
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Calling people “shitlibs” is 1 standard deviation from talking like this
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Man who is the worst kisser I’ve ever encountered got a gf who is 20x hotter than me
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Went to the backstreet boys concert and the only video I took was of them going “am I sexual? Yeah”.
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