serena shahidi
@glamdemon2004
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Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
Manhattan, NY
Joined September 2011
People look at me crazy when I say I use midol naps as a hangover cure so I googled it lowkey hoping to find out I invented that method… truly awful news awaited me.
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IN: making moves loudly, handmade jewelry, figuring out a use for all the iPads we bought and never touched, symbiotic generation gap friendships à la Hacks OUT: protecting your peace, boundaries, self care routines, lifestyle vlogging
@glamdemon2004 needs your 2026 in and out list
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Jimmy Stewart talking about his college plans in It’s a Wonderful Life
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Sparkling blue Gatorade… why not???? What are we waiting for seriously
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If you’re posting your partner every day with long ass paragraphs about love I need to see you posting like this after the breakup or you’re fake af.
Tom Brady Posts Pics Set to Logic Suicide Prevention Hotline Song After Gisele Marriage News https://t.co/bOQWEsU3uD
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Theranos was actually a genius idea like yeah why do you need all that blood?
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My 2025 LinkedIn wrapped is actually the last thing in the world I need right now
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Getting kind of scared thinking about how many people are completely disillusioned about parts of life they’ve never actually experienced and are only acquainted with via tiktok stories and fictional reddit posts
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I hate how much money us females have to spend on life maintenance🤦🏻♀️ men are so lucky
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The complaining about nyc dating on tiktok economy has finally reached its natural conclusion as undisclosed dating app ads
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I’m surprised I haven’t seen any of the journalists writing about gen z’s aversion to dating discuss how like 50% of the bleak videos young people see about dating are just undisclosed ads
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I’ll never forgive the teachers who wanted to act out Dead Poets Society like we didn’t have a syllabus to get through
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People on twitter when you tell them they can go to a library instead of sitting at home
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This is the kind of stuff I’m talking about for everyone acting clueless… and no I can’t guarantee you have the same places in your city because I don’t live there so please don’t start with me.
apops.mas.org
View an interactive map of privately owned public spaces (POPS) in New York City and read detailed information about each one.
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Y’all say you want third places when you really want to be handed a new york athletic club membership… girl go sit in this random office building lobby with the rest of us
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To be honest there are wayy more third places than everyone acts like there are y’all just don’t want to deal with overhead fluorescent lighting .
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Fuck my life.
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