Sarkarstic
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Comedian, Writer, Marketer. Born Bengali, grew up Gujarati. Hence, equal love for debates and rebates. IIT-KGP MBA.
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@_laxmii_90she
@B5001001101
It is NOT. Please educate yourself. India does not have any official national language.
Yeh desh sabhi ka hai, keval Hindi bolne walon ka nahi hai.
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@agrawal_aish
@narendramodi
Your sister's sketching is as good as supreme leader's governance
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@gurkiratsgill
Chup ho jaiye, please. His criticism is objective, fair and constructive too. It is aggressive because KL should have been axed long ago. The constructive suggestion is urging him to play county cricket followed by domestic cricket. There is no online mob, stop imagining things
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@Rick_Zullo
At one of my past employers, McKinsey was hired for a cost cutting project! Yes, you heard that right.
At the end, what they promised in 'notional' cost saving was 1/3rd of what they billed us. Plus, expenses of course :)
Just McKinsey things.
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@AbijitG
Most folks in India are drunk on majoritarianism. But they see it as Hindu pride. When they look at radical Islamic nations, they see Islam as the problem and not religious fundamentalism. Weird and sad
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@IAmAaronWill
Casual sex, decent money and mediocre entertainment ARE the dreams and goals of most men 😁
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@aktalkies
I have seen this with my own eyes. Happened to a friend of mine, more like a brother. He was not even looking to rent, he was looking to buy.
Action can be taken. And probably they will be penalised and forced to rent/sell. But here is the bigger problem - imagine living in a…
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@neelshah14
@saliltripathi
No. It is just that freedom fighters from a particular country fight for the freedom of 'their' country. Also, different people have different names.
Your question is indeed important. It underlines how after 75 years of independence, common sense is still a huge problem.
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@financewsharan
Cry me a river 😭
It's a high risk, high reward game. Don't like the heat, leave the kitchen 🤷♂️
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@muh_heer
@maheshperi
Nowadays, they don't necessarily make 2-3x of pre-MBA salaries :( Returns are terrible as compared to earlier in terms of fees vs package. That said, not undermining the value of a premier B school MBA. But the fee hike esp. in the last decade or so is criminal
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@iMarathiMulgi
@YearOfTheKraken
There is this board/authority/regulatory body which decides. Now, what is it called? Aaaargh, can't seem to remember...
Haan, yaad aaya...it is called 'None of your business'
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@midhatkidwai
@anandmahindra
If it's a Mahindra Boat, God knows when it will be delivered. Walking on water is a more realistic goal 😛
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@gurkiratsgill
Harsh criticism is necessary so that public anger and pressure i.e. customer ire is directed towards the organisation i.e. BCCI. So that they rectify their error. It is looooong overdue. Empathy and criticism are not mutually exclusive
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@Sports_Himanshu
No. Out is out. Mankading is out.
Are let offs with warnings given for other types of out? Or for offences by bowlers or fielders? No, right? Then why this debate...nonsense!
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@123_meeta
@JudishRaj
No. By that logic, only automobile experts have the right to comment on bad cars, only ministers can question other ministers n so on. Everyone is open to criticism n questioning in a democracy. Civil servants are actually answerable!
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@adityarao310
It is rude. You are right in saying no but a monosyllabic response, especially a no, is usually considered rude. Could have framed it better.
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@_FaridKhan
Bhai, mehnat karo, paise kamao aur acche nashe karo. Yeh saste wale karoge, mehanga padega
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@krishnanrohit
Lol ..what McKinsey will bill these cos will literally blow away whatever 'gains' they will promise
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@rachisnotokay
@stuutiiiii
No. These are minor adjustments. Nothing courageous as pointed out by OP.
Doing anything new is tricky? Yes, driving a new Porsche is also tricky.
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@sharath_haritas
@aktalkies
Cow meat doesn't even exist in Mumbai. It is BANNED.
Only buff meat is available, that too is tough to procure. And buff meat is not sin, as per any scripture or as per the law/govt.
Ignorance and spreading lies are bigger sins, as per Hindu scriptures. Way bigger!
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@PatakotaV
@sama
@C_P_Gurnani
There is no right answer. Also, there is no arrogance on Sam Altman's part. He just stated a fact.
Market cap above 30 bn dollars means little in the context of innovation. Also how does that point to capability of surpassing OpenAI in their area? HDFC may well become (1/2)
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@rajasthanroyals
Keep holding back holder and bottle up chases better than the masters themselves. Bah!
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@ParveenKaswan
Sirji, with due respect, dead cheetahs ke baare mein kab boliyega? Retirement ke baad?
Oh sorry! Tab bhi shayad nahi bol paiyega kyunki retirement benefits bhi toh tagde hote hain na bureaucrats ke. Aur phir rajya sabha seat bhi totally worth it hai.
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@gurkiratsgill
Not his fault. The jersey color is all wrong. Make it yellow and see the magic :)
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@aryan_kochhar
Dint meta focus on insta a LOT more than FB? Will it be wrong to say Insta is much bigger, much more pervasive than Twitter? Genuinely curious
Of course, 'quality' of content on the two platforms is d different debate altogether :)
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@ravihanda
@foldmoney_
In principle, yes. But this is a terrible example. You can stand up for your team without dunking on customers. Especially when the feedback is legit n valuable. And without giving up humility.
This response reeks of immaturity, hubris and entitlement.
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@ravihanda
@foldmoney_
Also wtf is a freeloader?? Tum product bana ke free mein de rahe ho, toh banda use kar raha hai. Koi subsidy ya bheekh toh hai nahi. Charge for it if you are so confident. Khud keh raha hai beta phase hai aur feedback lena nahi hai. Ajeeb xumtiya hai!
P.S. also wtf is that 'read…
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@kingofcricket05
@ovshake42
Whoever it is, at the end of the day it is thanks to the blessings of honourable PM Modiji 🙂🙏
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@aditya_kondawar
A well known BFSI CEO wrote a nice post on LinkedIn about Indian BFSI stalwarts. Nanoo Pamnani/Bajaj Fin was there too. I cracked a joke in the comments on Bajaj Finance and how they keep calling.
Bajaj Finance social media team picked it up, reached out n ensured DNC updation
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@Salman_Firdouse
@Punit_Pania
Actually lack of food makes them aggressive. But you carry on. Don't let logic come in the way of hatred.
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@Ad_Tel_210168
So true. They are not folks who can't fact check. They don't want to.
As you pointed out correctly later, they are morally corrupt. Vile majoritarians, unfortunately.
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@vikranth86
@AbijitG
Bahane nahi hain. Zimmedari hamari hi hai, humein apni kamiyan dekhni chahiye aur sudharni bhi chahiye. Mazak udana bhi ek tareeka hai kamiyon ko highlight karne ka...
....LEKIN yeh mazak woh toh na hi karein Jo is Desh ke lootere hain!
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@RibsGully
@bhogleharsha
None of our top 5 batters bowl. Not even one bit. It hasn't been that way since really long in Indian cricket.
Even gavaskar used to bowl, srikkanth used to bowl, Mohinder amarnath was a legit batting all rounder. And then of course the era of the big 5/6 - Sachin, Ganguly,…
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@powerstar_dtr
@Balram1801
Religion is poison, joker. The festival, like any other, is supposed to rise above religion and bring people together.
Also bhadralok is a nice term, clown not so much. Toh chal maaf kiya. Ab nikal yahan se.
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@Vishal87980535
@CricCrazyJohns
Ha ha yeah...injured hamstring only affects cricket, not peacekeeping duties 😛
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@HaramiParindey
Still better than this ex roommate of mine who was a business consultant. He used to randomly throw stuff like 'The soft toy market in Belgium has shrunk by 23.7%'.
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@samtakapur
@ravihanda
Happy, sure. But why proud? That you or I are Indian is not our achievement. We were just born here. We didn't do anything from our end to ensure that.
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@sushantkoshy
Heard this multiple times since 2001. Software jobs only became more and more special with each phase. Let us see if the severe crash in compensation happens and more importantly, if it stays that way.
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@nisar_naveen
@tweepul
So basically they dont have any morals, values and ethics. Or a spine. Ok then.
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@Memeghnad
Yeh gyan applicable hai sirf aur sirf pehle se dher saara paisa ho toh. Gareeb ya working class ke bacchon ne ye advice galti se bhi le li toh band baj jayegi becharon ki.
Please use your influence and following carefully 🥲
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@AmanHasNoName_2
Strongly disagree. He is giving it back to someone being a bully. Kohli and his bhakts went hammer and tongs when he stood up to the bullying on the field. In the nastiest of ways!
Just because he is a lesser player doesnt mean he can be bullied. Bullying is not ok (1/2)
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@RagnarL37603873
@agrawal_aish
@narendramodi
Kam se Kam Teri tarah nakli toh nahi hai, 2 rupaye ke tucche 😂
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@ravihanda
@madhurchadha
Agree 💯. Time, luck, perception, politics - these things matter more in most places. But these are hardly in one's control and it is depressibg. So the whole TEDx-hustlebro-self help ecosystem peddles the false performance-driven growth fable and most junta drinks that koolaid
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@aaa_iitb1
@kaul_vivek
🤣🤣 Please take hyperloop to reach bullet train station. Donate money and time saved to PM Cares
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@iMarathiMulgi
@YearOfTheKraken
Hum Kahan! Aap funny ho 🙏
Also apne kaam se matlab rakho. Baaki public mein kuch likhoge toh public toh bolegi. You are free to get out of my sight, permission granted:)
P.S. It is comedian and not comedien
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@nowme_datta
Most managers and management teams have only one skill - micro management and one mental state - being control freaks. Don't take this away from them 🤌
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@ShwetaKukreja_
HR ka 'Will get back to you'
Kisi bhi shop/restaurant/other outlet ka 'Ladka nikal chuka hai'
Aur sabse bada....
....Indian parents ka 'Bas abhi 12th/entrance exam mein mehnat kar lo, phir aish hi aish'
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@haryxl25
@gurkiratsgill
Public outrage is fine. Action of dropping KL has to be taken by BCCI. So, it will reach them too. He clearly said he has regard for his talent. Suggested he get better by playing county and domestic cricket. That is enough empathy. Itna paisa milta hai, deal with fair outrage
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@from2far
@beastoftraal
@mkarthik798
That is exactly how the POCSO Act works! Arrest is mandatory. And rightly so.
Please educate yourself
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Dedicated to an amazing comic, philosopher and human being
@Punit_Pania
#India
#middleclass
#death
#acchedin
#EMI
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@SachinGuptaUP
Aap ne ek hi zahreele saanp ki photo daali hai, baaki 8 ki bhi share kijiye na please
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