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2 years
wanna break up real fast? just be 24/7 available, sweet, caring and genuine. they hate that shit
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Remember her?
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“The committed friend” should be a meme
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“The committed friend” should be a meme
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If your legs and elbows doesn’t have one of these, were you ever even a child??
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Right where it hurts.
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vanshika’s story teaches us why to never share our problems with anyone
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Advice you didn’t know you needed
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me when I did my first internship
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He is literally every Indian right now
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I might have messed up
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Remember her?
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Others on 31st Me on 31st December December
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@itsshivamsaxena
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“Are you okay?” Indians: yes
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If you know what this is, you had an amazing childhood:
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Treat a woman right & she’ll friend zone you
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“So it's like drugs?" "It’s better than drugs, Jeremy.”
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As an Indian, it’s physically impossible for me to accept that an oberoi, malhotra, singhania or kapoor can ever be poor
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@itsshivamsaxena
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What I want to do to these commentators
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I want the energy drink she had before this performance:
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Indian senior citizens ke hisaab se, if you’re young, tumhe “thand, thakawat, gussa, disrespect” kuch feel nahi hona chahiye
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@itsshivamsaxena
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6 months
Before these irritating music apps, there was just 9xm and these two
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@itsshivamsaxena
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1 year
weddings where you end up having romantic tension with a stranger from the opposite side >>>>
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@itsshivamsaxena
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1 year
People don’t date anymore, they just talk nice, share traumas, lie to each other and enjoy the romantic tension until one of them fall apart or ask for a relationship
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“Do it for 21 days to make a habit” i have been studying all my life, iski adat toh aaj tak nhi lagi
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Me after people do the bare minimum
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Indians right now
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the sexual tension between tattoos and women's underboob
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women get a long coat in winters & act like a runway model in parís
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I think I pissed off my boss
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That one chair ỉn every Indian household
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Me looking at all of my UPI transactions this month:
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I keep bandaids in my pockets whenever I go out with her because she loves wearing heels & all kinds of uncomfortable shoes
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1 year
If she is independent, pays her own bills, takes care of herself and has ambitions. She is an average adult. Not a boss-girl. Just doing the bare minimum of adulting as she should be
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Putin, if he was in “Gangs of Wasseypur”
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@itsshivamsaxena
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Flirting is fun but have you guys tried sharing your family traumas??
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Aesthetic cafes at the billing counter whenever you order “cold coffee”
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flirting is fun but have you guys tried sharing your family traumas??
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“School life was the best” nahi bhai, meri toh wo bhi bekaar hi thi
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Cigarette Psychology. A Thread 🧵🪡
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the sexual tension between tattoos and women's underboob
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If you remember this, you had an amazing childhood
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My brother used this thinking its aloevera gel, never asking him to collect my instamart orders🤣☠️
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If you forgot taking this to the school, you were a backbencher at heart too😭🤝
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1 year
Delhi metro soon
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This one gurugram girl unmatched me on hinge as soon as she found out that I was travelling by a train, what a cute gold digging papa ki pari
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Literally me
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Real story
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my gf just said "this 6 inch sub is not enough for me" i mean look at it babe kya pata uski personality achi ho??
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@RudaRabbani Ladkiya wese toh bahot mature hoti hai? Koi problem aate hi ldka smart bnjata hai?
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2 years
i’m 22 and don’t have a driving license, will the society accept me?
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Some stories never get the happy ending they deserve
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1 year
If my partner overthinks everything, then I'll just over explain everything. I have no problem keeping their mind at peace. The aim is to build trust and become each other’s safe place, not destroy it.
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beauty according to most Indians:
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Every brown alpha male wears this
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In the last scene, Einstein tells Oppenheimer that “ye bik gayi hai gormint”.
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If you've never had this combo before, are you even alive???
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*minor inconvenience in life* me to music:
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I once dated a sagittarius, but humari gemini, destiny taurus apart and left us in pisces
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rip civil service aspirants who joined twitter for current affairs
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the masculine urge to “punch walls” everytime you are frustrated
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Women before vs Women after makeup makeup
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how my first internship ever felt like
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I’m 23 yo but my dad taking me out for ice cream at night still tops my list of happiest moments
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He said “hm” She said “hm” Both stopped texting Ego won RCB lost, again
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Women act all gangsta 24/7 and then become an absolute child with the man they feel safe around.
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Our generations solution to everything is “sojao” & its not even wrong
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Indians say no to dinner and then go eat “maggi” an hour later
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Women get this one watch as a gift from their dad & wear it everywhere
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Real
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The Indian urge to say “khair” after pouring your heart out
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When someone asks about the dark circles under my eyes:
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Women giving away their “scrunchy” is the modern day equivalent of their “heart”, keep it safe
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Imagine being named after a song
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At this point, I don’t even know what am I doing
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I think I pissed off my boss
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The sooner you learn to differentiate between a "friend" and "someone you know" the sooner you'll stop calling people "fake friends" and "snakes". Not everyone owes you love and loyalty, just know your place in people's lives and act accordingly.
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Kya apko meri life mai exams ka darr dikh raha hai?
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Me when I am angry and someone tells me to “calm down”
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Online friendships are all cool & fun unless they’re in your city & wanna meet up
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only unstable people deactivate instagram
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I can watch this scene for a thousand times and still end up laughing uncontrollably:
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Efforts i give Efforts i get to people return
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Nothing beats the captions we used on social media back in 2010s
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Me when I don’t get the same energy in return:
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long distance relationships are so much better for your wallet >>>
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beauty according to most Indians:
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sach btau toh gen-z ke sath mandir jakr bhi kuch nahi hoga. Usko bhi “Mandir Date” bolkr aesthetic bana denge
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Literally everyone nowadays
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All of you🥹
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POV: you’re trying
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Me if UPI was never invented
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Us Kohli bhai, Us 💯💯🔥🔥
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guess who replied
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Girls with specs shouldn’t ever pay for a date, they already paid to see you
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Relationship Situationship
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Canada shouldn’t be considered abroad, sb kuch toh Indian hai waha
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Me every time after I get played:
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delhi ncr se hun na, humare sath yahi hota hai
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Life was good when i used to play this
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Life was good when i used to play this.
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Ek aisa Holi celebration toh hum sab deserve karte hai
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2 years
TW// It’s not just men, didi bhi creep hai @loveislove5963
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life of an average male at 5:48 in the morning, so patriarchal of them:
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