Punit Pania
@Punit_Pania
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Stand-up comic, writer, producer, life-coach-in-denial Enquiries: [email protected]
Joined June 2010
New stand-up video is live: https://t.co/3aVfRXbiGN The greatest myth about the middle class in India is that it exists. My longest video yet, this one has been more than 2 years in the making Watch | Ponder | Share
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Produce enough bombs to destroy the world multiple times over Start/Sustain wars across the globe Dump as many weapons as possible before they become outdated Grab as much cash n power in the process as possible When there's nothing left to bomb, ask for Nobel Peace Prize Repeat.
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New blog post after months: https://t.co/exOjNPdpYT may be a difficult read but there's no easy way to say it: Deceit is not an event or avoidable tragedy, it's the very milieu we live in. Frm job interviews to property disputes to domestic abuse, lying n gas lighting is the norm
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I increasingly feel that having any social consciousness is a drawback. It pulls down your chances of succeeding in professional, artistic…
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We are living in the smog of our own progress. There is not much separating Mumbai from Goa geographically, but Mumbai rarely feels like an island or even coastal city anymore.
View of the majestic Himalayas as seen from Jainagar, Madhubani, Bihar.
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Thinking of calling this show GTA Godbunder 🚛: https://t.co/hlHk2VxDzm I've been told if I want to reach Thane for this show on Sunday I should have left by now 😆 I'll do my next Thane show only after Modiji inaugurates Adani Hyperloop across Goregaon Mulund Link Road 🇮🇳
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Any judge making those comments would have received some backlash but the extra relish being enjoyed by RW trolls in Gawai's online mob lynching is purely because he is an Ambedkarite.
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Right Wing ne maang maang ke bhi joota fenkne ka freedom of expression maanga 🙄
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On a scale of dalit children being beaten to death for simply drinking water to CJI himself being attacked, how casteist is modern India? Ans: Yes.
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Implication being that even if said act of extreme violence was committed it would only be balanced. Instead of measuring up against the most technologically advanced countries in the world we are still stuck in a medieval dick measuring contest with Taliban.
Had he said the same thing about Allah or Mohammad, Muslims would have ensured only his torso was sitting on the chair. A Hindu could just symbolically protest with a shoe. That’s the difference. Gavai doesn’t deserve to sit on that chair with this much hate for Hindus. That
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Sonam Wangchuk is not only a political prisoner, the all out slandering of his image is unfortunately a further deterrent to the last remaining research talent left in India.
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Even in an ICU you are not safe from the apathy and utter incompetence of the state. Every day feels like a new version of Final Destination.
जयपुर के SMS हॉस्पिटल में लगी आग के मामले में एक परिजन ने गृह राज्य मंत्री जवाहर सिंह बैढम को घेर लिया और कहा कि आग लगते ही सारे डॉक्टर भाग गए। हमें यह तो बता दो कि हमारे पेशेंट जिंदा है या मर गया। बता दें कि आग लगने के कारण आठ लोगों की मौत हो चुकी है। #SMSHospitalFire
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Even when children have died, they will first try their usual tactics of denial and outright lying. 'You survive despite the government, not because of them.'
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They are doubling down on this 🍿
Amit Shah hails ethanol programme as a game changer for sugar cooperatives ✍️@purnima_sah_
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Quite a show we pulled off on Gandhi Jayanti :) Next show is in Thane on 12th Oct:
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Book online tickets for No Country For Moderation - Punit Pania in Mumbai on BookMyShow which is a comedy-shows event. happening at Backspace: Thane
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Trying something new this Sunday: https://t.co/p9EAHohZuj Online show exclusively for QnA 5th Oct, 0830 PM IST, you can join in from anywhere in the world. A safe space away from the trends and toxic comments sections ☕️
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Annual post #gandhijayanti2025
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