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Going to make
#MayleneMonday
a thing. I'll add pictures of Maylene to this thread each week.
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I am a precinct captain in Des Moines 7th district. I have been on hold for hours trying to report the results from my precinct so im just going to tweet them out.
420 total delegates
Sanders 69%
Steyer 31%
No other candidate viable
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I am a precinct captain for Reno's 9th through 11th districts. I have been on hold for hours trying to report the results from my precinct so im just going to tweet them out.
420 total delegates
Sanders 69%
Steyer 31%
No other candidate viable
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A lot of people don't know this, but Homer Simpson was drawn with a hidden G and M in honor of Matt Groening's close personal friend, Ghislaine Maxwell
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@AgnesCallard
Agnes don't listen to the haters. I think it's pretty cool you are a jerk to your kids for clout
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Mac: They're not going to let any jabroni walk in and count votes.
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I might just be sleep deprived, but I'm pretty sure this is the only real art
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I am a precinct captain for South Carolina's ith district. I have been on hold for hours trying to report the results from my precinct so im just going to tweet them out.
420 total delegates
Sanders 69%
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Hey siri, show me the most cursed t shirt
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"real galaxy brain move" I say as my wife of 20 years tells me she wants a divorce
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After 9 months of unemployment I finally have a job! Can I get some Ws
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This is an infiltrator. She condemns Hamas but we're supposed to believe she's on the side of Palestinians. Dont let the squad coopt and destroy the movement you are building
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What are the odds that a white dude runs this account?
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Just to be clear, this is a joke. If you're feeling anxious about the results donate at
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@NBCNews
Call the killer a cop cowards. They're not shy about being murderers you don't need to be shy labeling them as such
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@oneunderscore__
@TheThinkingTimm
Did you see his bio? He doesn't believe in hate crimes. What does it matter to him if Incel is offensive? Dude just wanted a reason to tweet the n word
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@Qban_Linx
It's not a Jewish bourgeois doing this it's the bourgeois. The idea that Jewish members of the bourgeois are a distinct group oppressing Black people more than the rest of the bourgeois is antisemitic and not supported by historic analysis
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Most people got the joke but just to be clear this tweet was a joke. If this made you laugh or it tricked you please donate to bernie . Sanders is winning big in nevada but he needs to win big everywhere to prevent DNC fuckery
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@vivafalastin
Imagine accidentely not giving the worst answer possible and then immediately backtracking
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@ACLU
why is the aclu spreading pro cop propaganda. They're not trying to protect anyone protesting lmao
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ereh uoy ekat neht dna "tops a wonk I" ekil eb syug
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@SethGreen
@BoredApeYC
@opensea
@doodles
@yugalabs
@DarkWing84
I will return your apes for.... One billion dollars
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The three arrows will never be a symbol of solidarity to me. I'm a Jewish communist and I take huge offense at being painted as equivalent to nazis which is what that symbol says
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Im dying at this resistance pre war speech
This is your warning.
If you are going to be on Twitter over the next 72 hours, you need to be prepared for the storm that is about to come.
All those good habits we have been prepping you for are going to be needed right now.
The bots and trolls are about to be unleashed.
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I am a precinct captain in Nashua's 7th district. I have been on hold for hours trying to report the results from my precinct so im just going to tweet them out.
420 total delegates
Sanders 69%
Steyer 31%
No other candidate viable
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@JamesHarrisNow
@Reductress
Wtf are you talking about. I'm jewish and using my religion to defend your fascist friends is pretty fucked up
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This is a joke tweet. Hopefully there are enough clues that it shouldnt be taken too seriously. Donate to Bernie so he can wrap up the nomination and I can put this dumb bit to rest
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@AChapman_105
Yankees fan here: Shut the fuck up. Domestic abuse is way worse than sign stealing
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@keldotlauren
Imagine thinking that the state isn't just a reflection of the class characteristics of the people that make up it
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@lilmissagitated
New girl is the only show I've seen mention a communist leader and not attack them. They compliment maos writing
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@tmsilverman
You should probably spend less time reading the dictionary and more time practicing skateboarding
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New city means that it was time for me to update my tinder bio. Wish me luck!
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switch it back to lenin
A portrait of Tsar Nicholas II was discovered during the restoration of a full-size painting of the 1917 October Revolution leader Vladimir Lenin. The image was "hidden" for the last 90 years beneath water-soluble paint on the back of the canvas
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what a delightful picture to pair with terrifying news
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@CarmineSabia
You should probably take off that hat in your bio if you are truly moved by this
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@RepBeatty
There were probably qualified Black candidates they could have gone for that werent war criminals
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@CarlCouchII
You know they have those in places that dont have a 15 dollar minimum wage, right?
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precincts aren't split by district in a city they are just numbered. Des Moines 7th district isn't a thing that exists. If this is real it would be something like Des Moines Precinct 7
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It's time to replace Columbus with a real Italian hero.
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Such a major part of journalism right now is humanizing nazis
Alexei Navalny embracing his wife at kangaroo court in prison today - one that will likely extend term by 10 yrs.
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@7StoriesPress
Usually im terrified to check the replies on tweets like this but Im super glad I did
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What a cool tweet from Kanye! Let me see what else he tweeted today. First, excuse me as I take a big sip of coffee
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this columbo fella seems like a mess. time to let my guard down
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@LilaGraceRose
@packers
I agree this is horrifc. We need to get them more money so they can really boost those stats
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A jury acquitted Kyle Rittenhouse on all charges in the fatal shooting of two men and wounding of a third during protests in Wisconsin last year. Rittenhouse was charged with homicide, attempted homicide and reckless endangering.
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@ashleyn1cole
Remember when they lied and said it was safe to go back to work because they were willing to sacrifice our lives to keep capitalism going. Just like my mom!
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My bank account: $1400
Me to my pharmacist: Fill all my prescriptions
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@TheOnion
@SpeakerPelosi
Unfollowing you for this. It paints Pelosi in way too kind of a light.
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Do people freaking out about China's "social credit" system know about our credit system here?
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Gm folks, let's get some discourse going
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George Santos is the only member of congress I ever want to hear about
Rep. Santos says in interview that Sen. Sinema consoled him after his tense exchange this week with Sen. Romney, but Sinema's office says she never spoke to Santos.
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Facebook has the best political compasses
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Just learned that the DPRK sent Thomas Sankara a gun as a sign of friend ship. What a cool ass country
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