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She Did It! This Woman Was Able to Confirm That Everyone Was Not Mad at Her:
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Endearing Study Links Low Birth Rates Among Women Holding Onto Big, Outlandish Dreams:
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Man Looking for His Better Half Also Unwilling to Work on First Half:
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Oscars Add New Category For Best Casting of Pedro Pascal:
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Aesop’s Fable? This Aesop Bottle Is Filled With Generic Hand Soap:
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Woman Decreases Screen Time by Staring Into the Blank Palm of Her Hand:
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Woman Celebrates Birthday Because It Puts More Time Between Herself and Her Popped Collar Phase:
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Woman Loves Having Figurines Until It’s Time to Dust:
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How to Bike Somewhere Without Immediately Telling Everyone You Biked There:
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Going Long-Distance? This Woman’s Friends Moved a Couple of Streets Down the Road:
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Woman Engages in Annual Ritual of Apologizing to Boss for Taking Vacation:
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Push Present? Woman Bought Herself Something Nice After Taking a Huge Shit:
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‘I’m in My Exercise Era,’ Says Woman Who’s in Her Exercise Clothes Era:
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I LIVED IT: I Shared My Feelings and It Made the Other Person Feel Bad:
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Fun Aunt Checks Into Rehab:
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Woman Still Riding High of Period Ending Six Days Ago:
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Uh Oh! Living Vicariously Through Friend’s Budding Romance Not Fun Anymore:
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Woman Revels in Magnificent Triumph of Correctly Guessing Password She Created:
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Sweaty Woman Walking Into Office Turns Into Solid Block of Ice:
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Cool! 5’8” Boyfriend Doubles as Bag Charm:
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