Reductress
@Reductress
Followers
281K
Following
941
Media
47K
Statuses
58K
The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKO
New York
Joined January 2013
She Did It! This Woman Was Able to Confirm That Everyone Was Not Mad at Her:
2
24
380
Endearing Study Links Low Birth Rates Among Women Holding Onto Big, Outlandish Dreams:
0
7
85
Man Looking for His Better Half Also Unwilling to Work on First Half:
0
29
311
Aesop’s Fable? This Aesop Bottle Is Filled With Generic Hand Soap:
0
9
175
Woman Decreases Screen Time by Staring Into the Blank Palm of Her Hand:
0
14
161
Woman Celebrates Birthday Because It Puts More Time Between Herself and Her Popped Collar Phase:
1
5
44
How to Bike Somewhere Without Immediately Telling Everyone You Biked There:
2
14
230
Going Long-Distance? This Woman’s Friends Moved a Couple of Streets Down the Road:
0
1
40
Woman Engages in Annual Ritual of Apologizing to Boss for Taking Vacation:
0
25
460
Push Present? Woman Bought Herself Something Nice After Taking a Huge Shit:
1
11
165
‘I’m in My Exercise Era,’ Says Woman Who’s in Her Exercise Clothes Era:
0
40
609
I LIVED IT: I Shared My Feelings and It Made the Other Person Feel Bad:
0
13
134
Uh Oh! Living Vicariously Through Friend’s Budding Romance Not Fun Anymore:
0
10
105
Woman Revels in Magnificent Triumph of Correctly Guessing Password She Created:
0
23
261
Sweaty Woman Walking Into Office Turns Into Solid Block of Ice:
0
21
256
