Reductress
@Reductress
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The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKO
New York
Joined January 2013
Awesome! These Pants Haven't Been Worn in a While so Now They're Clean: https://t.co/rlHLV09YSf
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‘I Should Go to More Concerts,’ Says Woman Who Doesn’t Have Furniture: https://t.co/nVWSjIYNoa
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4 Halloween Costumes That’ll Make Him Say ‘Oh Cool Yeah I Haven’t Seen that Show’: https://t.co/bPxNRaJJsS
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Catfish? This 12 Foot Home Depot Skeleton Is Actually 11 Feet 10 Inches: https://t.co/vSE31fdGAY
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1 Halloween Costume That Says 'I Bought the ‘Fleabag’ Jumpsuit When I Was Drunk’: https://t.co/hPGdklRmzp
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As a Mom, I Hope and Pray That You Put Marijuana Edibles in My Kid's Halloween Bag: https://t.co/6GYR7ON2Qv
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Oh No! Person You Know Better in Group of Three Is Going to the Bathroom: https://t.co/AX5dl2ihGv
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Love at First Sight? No, You’re Just Happy to Be in Spirit Halloween and That Guy Looks Okay: https://t.co/xRMEUfiE63
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Wow! This Woman Only Goes Out Dancing When One of Her Friends Is Newly Single: https://t.co/kd0l2r7v9T
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How to Fix Highlights That Are a Little Too Light by Manically Box Dying Your Hair Black: https://t.co/WNVvs9eRj4
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Healthy! This Woman Just Chose Chips Over Gummy Worms Because They Seem More of the Earth: https://t.co/eRkSuupy5l
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Inspiring! This Woman Finally Developed Her Own Style Outside of Current Trends and It’s So Ugly: https://t.co/qVKqfr39Vi
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