Reductress
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The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKO
New York
Joined January 2013
I LIVED IT: The Government Took Away My Rights and Still Expected Me to Come to Its Birthday Party:
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Nation Prepares to Celebrate Its Independence From Democracy:
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REPORT: Dog Afraid of 4th of July Fireworks Because They Suggest Owner is Proud of Country:
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Why We Should Stop Normalizing Things So I Can Keep Feeling Special:
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Woman Eyes Boyfriend Suspiciously After Realizing That All Her Exes Ugly:
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We Asked 50 Men to Explain Why They’re Single. None of Them Were Right.:
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Uh Oh! This Labubu Is in an Age Gap Relationship With a Furby:
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STEM in Woman? This Woman Swallowed the Cherry Stem She Was Trying to Knot:
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Woman Falsely Tells Waiter She Has Dined at Restaurant Before to Avoid Hazing:
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Man Ready to Settle Down With Someone Who Has a Purse He Can Put Things In:
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Why I’m Concerned About Facial Recognition Technology Except When My Boyfriend Is Asleep and I’m Unlocking His iPhone:
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How to Text Back ‘Ok’ Even Though You Honestly Have a Lot Going on Right Now:
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Smart! Woman Uses Entire Box of Bandaids on Feet Before Putting on Flats:
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Nice! This Woman Watched a Movie Without Reading an Explainer Article Afterwards:
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