Drafty Bastard
@DraftyBastard
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Married man. Detroit Supremacist. Bartender, InfoSec adjacent, Gun guy. -In rust I trust
Joined November 2013
@drsuffy Consider the odds, especially in light of how rare a road worthy Delorian is. Dude hit the dumbass lottery.
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@RGIII Jared Goff. He's running a clinic on football and being a full on class act. Any Lions fan would make him dinner if he asked.
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Ok. I have appx 1.5k to spend like a retard tomorrow on guns. Give me some ideas. No 5.56 or 9mm. Much like Huey Lewis. I need a new drug.
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@the2kmessiah It's ok to say you don't keep up with the Pistons, but what you said is false.
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@Slate And this is why we donate to @gunpolicy and not NRA. FPC gets results, knows the culture, and is PART of the community.
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@therealselena23 @DetroitPistons Hey there! Here to fact check the above tweet. No. No you are not. No you did not. Have a great night and go Pistons!.
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@dieworkwear Maybe the owner is disabled and needs a life installed. Can't do that on a rounded stairway, at least not easily.
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@BackwoodsEnginr I gave the neighborhood kids baofengs and a bag of caffeine pills in your AO. Sleep well, bubba.
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@CLEsportsTalk Might as well stay out of Detroit, too. Nobody talks about our bro like that.
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I'm about to get into a fist fight with this contractor and let me tell you. I'm not gonna win.
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@3YearLetterman Coach, it absolutely warms my heart that you know about Isaac. You're a hell of a dude.
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4am twitter hits different.
Okay let's see if my RTX3090 can bruteforce Taylor Swift holding a proper P90 in the style of a Grand Theft Auto loading screen. I've tuned the prompt and variables to get this result, now it requires my PC becoming a space heater.
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@ShedeurSanders You are going to love the nightlife in Cleveland, bro. Try some Skyline Chili while you're there.
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@TheMSCPodcast I fell in love with the Buckeyes, as a native michigander, because of the script Ohio and "Dotting the 'i'". Leave the band be. Those kids did everything they've even been asked and did it well.
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Don't forget to pay your gun insurance. @gunpolicy is out there working the lawsuit machine to the circuits to protect our rights. Do it today!
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I'm stepping away indefinitely. I'm not hard to find if you need me. Be safe, be well, be smart.
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@CoachFrost7 Coach. What would Dan Campbell do? He'd go for it on fourth, even if it's 2nd and inches. Go get you some kneecaps.
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@BenBRockN @Nuclear_Circus @FPWellman I came for the melon sized hole but I stayed for the anal leakage.
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@LizzyStarrrdust When I was in college some used car dweeb tried to film a commercial in our alley. He wasn't ready for 4 dudes full of magic mushrooms and a mega phone.
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That's about as unAmerican as it gets. I look like a leftist. I don't deserve to get 'profiled' as one until i open my mouth and speak.
A sane country would openly allow law enforcement to use profiling
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My lil guy is at rest. Thanks for all the memories and hairballs. We're gonna miss the hell out of you.
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From alcoholic deadbeat sleeping behind dumpsters in Detroit to 9 years of high level employment and sobriety (both as of this month), I prove it can happen. You just need to focus on your goals and absolutely plow over anybody trying to stop you. Humans are wonderfully.
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@DrDeath1776 That's wack. Have a call to HR made. That's a situation where reasonable accommodations could have been made.
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I was over 360 at the beginning of the year. Down 4 pants sizes. Buy kettlebells and stop getting food from a box. You can unfuck yourself.
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@_JohnnyJones That gun had a lot to do with me keeping my fondness of guns through high school and college.
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@BradWCAttorney got me out of an 'operating livestock while under the influence' charge that no other lawyer would touch. Let Cousin Brad free you with his touch as well. For a fee.
Despite the best efforts of the haters, losers, and waterbed financers, i now have 460k followers. That’s more than the entire population of Canada. But today, I have one request - follow my Cousin Brad the workers comp attorney - @BradWCAttorney for the hottest legal takes.
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What singer do you recognize by voice alone?. Les Claypool
Name one singer whose voice you could recognize no matter what song they sang?. Zack De La Rocha
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The misses is allowing a public pic. She's gotta be feeling good.
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@Rydawggderggler @CadesAttorney @LegionHoops Weirdo gooner. When do you find the time to watch sports if you're cranking peenits all day?
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8 years no boozin. If you want help trying to dry out, ping me.
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@MLive 50% of states already allow for constitutional carry, btw. It's not some wild idea. Criminals carry them illegally anyways. Give the rest of us a fighting chance.
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I won't get into specifics as that's not important. I have reached a financial goal that I've always aspired to. This was a goal I discussed with the man who raised me and I'm proud as hell to say I made it. You can un-fuck yourself and your situation.
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@StealRite_Blink @srsattern @npc76284 @braxton_mccoy Do you just pluck one off and hand it to people if they need one?.
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Shower gun isn't so weird now is it?.
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@Peter_Bukowski G R I T, baby. Made in the Motor City, driven by the fans! Jar-ed Goff! Jar-ed Goff! Jar-ed Goff!.
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@JohnGround5 @realBob_Johnson @Sassafrass_84 This is the weirdest way to get a bunch of dudes to pay attention to you. Have you tried Grindr? I feel like you'll get better results.
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When you do this, you just remove a parking spot, or the ability to park WITHOUT a ticket. You don't get to claim 'somebody' put spray foam in the meter so you get to park for free. They gonna tell you you shoulda parked elsewhere.
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@ABC Y'all got out there to cut down a tree, but they still need help, yeah? Good job, great effort.
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As the son of a Lebanese man, I'm glad to say I speak shish kabob pretty well.
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@DaveServed @WallStreetApes Man. love to see a patriot account calling for eminent domain and oppressive taxes. Sounds like a liberal to me.
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Sigh. Yep.
the worst part about being sober is knowing what’s going on.
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@aj199506 @dieworkwear Man. I appreciate your comment so much. Thank you for considering and then correcting.
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Big old happy anniversary to Mrs. Bastard. Getting married is probably the best thing that ever happened to me. This world would be a lot worse if I was still out slutting around Detroit.
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@HipHopDX Let 50 know i'm available if there's need for an obese pale colored support character.
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The wife and I have officially paid off a car we purchased before we were even married. I'm very proud of us. Not a lot of couples have the resources to do this and I am forever thankful for her ability to keep our books in check.
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