JK Johnny
@_JohnnyJones
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Structural Engineer | OIF Veteran | NASA Alumnus | Patriot Extremist | GoobCorp | Fresh Memes Daily | @GoldenGearsLLC
Joined October 2010
BREAKING: President Trump hints at a possible DOGE investigation into Iraq and Afghanistan war funding.
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You canβt post a random picture and expect people to understand it.
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Not only would the Toyota Hilux never track your movements across state lines, but you can fit a fully functioning C-RAM in the bed with room to spare --
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There will never be a build that goes as hard as Tybalt's "Rapier 9mm Series R" --
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since its the end of the year, what's your most popular art?.
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@ATFHQ If this meme of Captain Planet laying pipe gets more likes than your post, then you should disband your agency immediately --
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"A fuckin sick Republic, if you retards don't screw it up." ~ Ben Franklin (probably)
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Glad itβs almost jacket weather so I can stop printing so much β
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Vietnamese farmer returns home with the day's harvest of AK-47s, c. 1970, colorized --
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People are using 3D printers to make exploding ammo for their AR-15s! We need to wake up America! Enough is enough! Ban guns now!! π€¬
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Makinβ my way downtown, walkinβ fast, faces pass and Iβm homebound β
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This pic goes infinitely harder scaled up and colorized --
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"An elected legislature can trample a mans rights as easily as a king can." --
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One of our hens was very grumpy this morning. Now I know why --
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@politico If this meme of Captain Planet laying pipe gets more like than your post then your company is shit, your journalists are shit, and every one is laughing at you β
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Garand Thumb out here serving science with a side of based takes β
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@Morbidful Crimes against children should carry a mandatory minimum sentence of being fed to piranhas.
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@TonyGonzales4TX If this meme of Captain Planet laying pipe gets more likes than your post, then youβre definitely going to lose to Brandon Herrera β
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but a pardon isn't stronger than gravity --
JUST IN - Biden pardons Dr. Anthony Fauci, General Mark Milley, and the Jan. 6 committee in an extraordinary use of presidential power.
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Them: "Omigawd, the stock market!". Me with no 401K, no financial advisor, and a portfolio full of preserved food, precious metals, and common calibers:
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@TonyGonzales4TX Oh, boy. Here we go again. If this meme of Captain Planet laying pipe gets more likes than your post, then you're definitely going to lose to Brandon Herrera --
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None? None at all? Not even a little?
White people have no drip.
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POV: your anti-gov memes went a little too hard but your VPN was set to the neighbors house β
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Our 4yo was anally penetrated "3-4x in 48hrs" at the CDC on base. On CCTV. No protocol followed, everyone cya. Do I burn it down? via /r/army #army #miltwitter.
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@JeffYoungerShow Y'all, this meme went over some of your heads. I paid for my possessions by sacrificing my time. My time working is a part of my life. If someone tries to damage or steal my possessions, they are trying to damage or steal part of my life. I will respond in kind.
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@Mollyploofkins Valentine's Day and you were rage posting? Something tells me it wasn't MAGA you were mad at --
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@VivekGRamaswamy Dude, you have 3.6M followers and couldn't break 100 likes in 7 hours. You should take this post as crystal ball and drop out immediately --
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This is how I want to find out who's on Epstein's list --
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Lots of folks in my mentions angry about that GT meme. For the record: I heard a recording, laughed about it, and made a meme. Thatβs it. I meme lots of shit. I disparagingly meme myself, ffs. His business isnβt mine, so Iβm not digging into it. But I reserve the right to meme.
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Your odds of getting got by an opossum are low, but never zero β
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BREAKING: Sen. Josh Hawley says Democrats are walking around Capitol Hill βdemoralized.β.
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Weβve been trying to reach you about your carβs extended warranty β
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@OTerrifying Any fellow veterans wanna explain how we can be dead on the inside but still live on pure determination and spite?.
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π¨#Breaking: After a short skirmish Denver Mayor, Mike Johnston has been removed from office by GoldCorp Deportation Services --
The Democrat Mayor of Denver, Colorado Mike Johnston has challenged Trump to try to deport any illegal migrants from his city, saying he would deploy the Denver City Police and volunteers from the local community to use force against federal forces trying to deport illegals.
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@truegretch If this meme of Captain Planet laying pipe gets more likes than your post then your book sucks, you suck, and you're the worst governor Michigan has ever had --
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Oak Ridge sends its regards, anti-noggers --
Can we start the second half of the Nog Wars please? Arm yourselves appropriately. #itallstartswithdaisy
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GM, my friends! I'm back to the workweek and it's Tushy Tuesday! Get out there and drag gun grabbers, cyberbully feds, and gas up the homies! No inspirational quote today, just swing on 'em if you have to --
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