Raising the roof on workers’ compensation claims since 2008. 131 LSAT. Top 85% of my class at John Marshall Law. Bradtheworkerscompattorney
@hotmail
.com
@3YearLetterman
I have never raised the roof harder than I did the night you fouled out in the first quarter and all five fouls were on devastating moving screens.
@davidhogg111
Sorry,
@3YearLetterman
is 100% correct here. And I had to take constitutional law twice while I was at John Marshall Law School (I got hammered and fell asleep during the exam the first time) so I’m basically an expert.
Got hammered during lunch, passed out on the beanbag chair in my reception area for two hours, and woke up to my Hotmail absolutely blowing up. The grind never stops.
@3YearLetterman
I had to cross examine an HR director last week. I didn’t even ask any questions, I just pointed at him and laughed until he started crying. The jury ate it up.
@3YearLetterman
I got Barb a four-figure workers comp recovery from Orchid Bowl after she got her arm stuck in the cigarette vending machine while trying to get a free pack of Pall Malls.
Unfortunately,
@SHRM
delisted me after I got hammered at one of their conferences, gave an unauthorized presentation on the best ways to fake injuries at work, and then aggressively raised the roof as I was being thrown out.
@BradWCAttorney
wanted to let you know, you need to contact SHRM. I tried to get your pager # from the Workers Compensation lawyers listings and you’re not there. What gives?
@KB9576569213752
@ProfGoat
@3YearLetterman
@mattgaetz
I’d love to know which law school gave you a degree, because Coach is 100% correct here. And I graduated in the top 85% of my class at THE John Marshall Law School so please don’t question me.
Got
@BailforShane
yet another not guilty verdict on a drunk and disorderly charge today. My closing argument was just me raising the roof for five minutes straight.
@3YearLetterman
@LawyerCat_
@JennaEllisEsq
One time I got hammered and forgot to respond to a complaint that was filed against my client, and instead of asking for an extension (which, in my defense, I didn’t know you were allowed to do), I just switched to the other side and filed for a default judgment against him.
@3YearLetterman
This morning I promised the judge that I wouldn’t raise the roof during my opening argument. I can’t wait to use the April Fool’s Day defense during my contempt hearing.
@3YearLetterman
@Thefrugalgay11
Squatters rights means you own a property and can do and say anything you want on it, as long as you remain sitting. But those rights can be superseded if another squatter sits on you.
@beyondreasdoubt
@KatiePhang
Are we sure Katie went to law school? You can say whatever you want during your opening and the other side can’t do anything about it. Usually I just raise the roof for a few minutes until the judge starts to look annoyed and then I give the jury the finger guns and take a seat.
Oh yeah I don’t have a computer,
@CourtAnne1225
designed those punch cards for me in exchange for me getting her charges dropped after she stabbed one of her Hooters customers in the thigh with a fork for not leaving her a tip.
@BradWCAttorney
I’m have to say I’m impressed and surprised by the quality of the graphic design. I thought you didn’t have a computer so the feds couldn’t track you?
@Cynethryth5
@GBI_GA
As a successful workers comp attorney, I can tell you that the only person who could face criminal charges here is the girl’s mother. Clear case of self defense on
@3YearLetterman
’s part.
@3YearLetterman
I got a workers comp client a four-figure recovery after he got a traffic cone stuck on his head while trying to unblock a side street after a Falcons game.
I’m happy to share the password with anyone who wants it (for a small fee). If I need to do legal research I just use Ask Jeeves or
@3YearLetterman
’s World Book Encyclopedias.
@BradWCAttorney
I can vouch for the Hon.
@BradWCAttorney
as well. When I've needed help on legal research, I've reached out to him and he's always come through. He lets me use the login of a law student he knows that gave him his password. He passes the savings on to you.
@BurtMaclin_FBI
No worries, Uncle Gary impersonates law enforcement all the time and I always get him off. The last time he did it he got caught after arresting himself for being drunk in public.
@3YearLetterman
@LawyerCat_
@JennaEllisEsq
Sorry for the delay Coach, apparently the beanbag store next door to my office changed their WiFi password so I haven’t been able to get online. I’ve done this before so I assume it’s pretty common…
@3YearLetterman
@Atticus59914029
Remember when Uncle Gary tore his ACL breaking up a double play in church league softball? I got him 12 months of workers comp benefits.
@elbuckner
@3YearLetterman
Emily, you’re a valued client of mine but this is slander. All the men in our family have elite hair and standardized test scores.
Office update: Just installed the refurbished dot matrix printer I picked up from Facebook marketplace and laid out Uncle Gary’s 1996-1997 Penthouse magazines in my coat closet / reception area.
#MakingItRain
@3YearLetterman
Perfect explanation. Also, to appeal / overturn a judgment, a lawyer simply had to declare “I appeal” before the judge leaves the courtroom.
@3YearLetterman
@BadLegalTakes
This is nonsense. By the time I passed the Bar (on just my fourth attempt, by the way) I had already raised the roof in every courtroom in the Stephens County courthouse.
@3YearLetterman
@BadLegalTakes
I literally said this to a client yesterday while fitting him for a neck brace he insisted he didn’t need. Clearly Femmgee knows ball.
@3YearLetterman
@xWing_Dan
@BoardGeniuses
I got Uncle Gary off with a slap on the wrist when he was arrested for driving a mobility scooter naked on the shoulder of Route 123 with a BAC of .24. I’ll gladly barter my legal expertise for tickets to see the Dawgs.
@3YearLetterman
@ElijahSchaffer
Oh yeah, that happens a lot with my work-related chlamydia clients. Apparently some of them think my direct examination questions are too “detailed” and “intrusive.”
@3YearLetterman
I’m too busy raising the roof and racking up four-digit workers comp recoveries. Things are going so well that I just put down a deposit to rent half a billboard behind the Dollar General.
#allIdoiswin
@3YearLetterman
“Girls never talk to you”? Someone needs to tell Ashley that women from all over Toccoa drive by the courthouse at all hours of the day just hoping to catch a glimpse of me raising the roof.