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#FightForIowa Class of 2018 • #BoomerSooner Class of 2020 • NC to IA to OK to UT • Somebody save #Wazzu and #OregonState #CauseChaos

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@Capn_Iowa
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@RedditCFB I have been actively rooting for this scenario solely for the meme value
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3 years
@ACLUVA Compelled speech*
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@Capn_Iowa
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4 years
@nypost What’d you expect him to do? Present a 3 hour PowerPoint presentation with all the evidence they allegedly have?
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@Capn_Iowa
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@SickosCommittee This can’t be real
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@lucy_rohden “Ah yes, good show Gregory! The peasantry is quite unworthy of intoxicating liquors. That leaves more for their betters, old bean!” - @SEC @GregSankey
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@Capn_Iowa
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3 years
@oliverdarcy @alexstamos @brianstelter I’m sure plenty of people would agree we don’t need Verizon, AT&T, and Comcast bringing CNN into homes.
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@Capn_Iowa
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5 years
@barstoolsports And could easily have been 4-7 if they hadn’t squeaked by the Kansas schools
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3 years
@realchrisrufo Did Disney really think anyone was fooled when they released that PR statement a while back claiming they weren’t political?
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@lucy_rohden That completely absurd end to Arizona State vs Wisconsin
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4 years
@AskTarget “Of course, Comrade, this book is subversive to our glorious revolution.” - Target
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3 years
@BrandonWNichols @BarstoolPack Dude chill the fuck out I was asking a question. There is zero need to be an asshole. Zilch. Zero. Nada. From just an average guy’s knowledge of vaccines (that being dead or weakened virus to create antibodies) it’s a question worth asking.
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@jaylassoku Funny enough, I actually used to really like Utah. Like I admired their story with Cam Rising leading them to the rose bowl after two of their players passed away and all that. But man, the toxicity I’ve seen from the fanbase since during all this realignment drama really soured
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@Capn_Iowa
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4 years
@TheBabylonBee @USATODAY Lol why is the USA Today fact checking freaking satire?
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@Capn_Iowa
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4 years
@Annakhait @dleez777 My family fled here from Cuba in 1966. If my grandparents could see what’s happening now, they’d be disgusted
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@Capn_Iowa
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3 years
@BrandonWNichols @BarstoolPack Late to the train. Another guy who responded to my question like a mature adult already answered my question and explained it. So feel free to go be a dick elsewhere.
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@Capn_Iowa
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3 years
@RedditCFB Guaranteed it was Gaylord Hall, from which you can see the Sooners practice field clear as day from the second floor windows. I know I watched a few times while I was a grad student there. That’s also where the OU Daily is at given it’s the Journalism building, so it checks out
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@Capn_Iowa
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5 years
Guys, it wasn’t a climate nut, it was satire. Though I guess it’s hard to tell these days. With that being said, here’s A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift. #eatthechildren #eatbabies
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@PedroALPHAA 👀👀👀
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3 years
@cameron_cotter @NCAA @NCStateBaseball A HUGE lie. If the @NCAA was so concerned about COVID they wouldn’t have allowed the attendance numbers that they did.
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@Capn_Iowa
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4 years
@thehill That’s authoritarian. Tell this to the cattle producing states like Texas. Care to comment @GovAbbott ? The more she speaks, the worse off I fear we’ll be if Biden-Harris is put into office.
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@Capn_Iowa
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6 months
@OKSTProbs I guess AGR took the whole frat beef thing a little too literally 😏
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@Capn_Iowa
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3 years
@BarstoolPack Hold on. Forgive me if I’m wrong here, but is there a risk at all to test positive if you have literal strands of dead virus in your veins from the vaccine???
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@Capn_Iowa
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3 years
@OhioStateFB I love the gif of this moment so much
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@Andy_Staples Brian Ferentz
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@Capn_Iowa
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4 years
@EricDJuly Nevermind their being the party of the elite ruling class. Their victory lap right now comes across to me as “know your place, peasants”
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@tumaro17 🏈👀
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@Capn_Iowa
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4 years
@thehill That’s a factually incorrect headline and you know it.
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3 years
@realchrisrufo My only question is, what took them so long? :P Proud of my state
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4 years
@slmandel I think everyone should reconsider their membership in this conference, especially if THIS is an example of the leadership we have going forward. #KevinWarrenIsACoward #IowaBig12 #BigRedBig12
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3 years
@redsteeze Didnt he get his face melted off in Raiders of The Lost Ark
Tweet media one
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6 months
@BigGameBoomer I mean it’s unlikely, but an NMSU upset over Auburn would be just 🤌
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7 months
@PedroALPHAA 😌😤😏
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@SickosCommittee EVERYONE, GRANT US YOUR STRENGTH
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@Capn_Iowa
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4 years
@redditCBB Quite the virtue signal there, pal.
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4 years
@realchrisrufo I agree. I was forced sit through 90 minutes of CRT last Friday at the University of Oklahoma as required by the administration. I was honestly shocked how openly Marxist the content was. My family didn’t flee here from Cuba to be forcefed the same garbage all over again.
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@Capn_Iowa
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10 months
@MattRHinton I mean I enjoy have Rutgers in the conference. Especially in basketball, the Iowa-Rutgers games are usually really fun
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6 months
@SteadyE69 @xrayanneiowa @SickosCommittee needs to see this glorious monstrosity
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7 months
@Heartland_CS Farmageddon being left out is an absolute travesty
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7 months
@aaron_breitman In this 2nd Schiano revival, this is your 2005 imho. Next year’s gonna be the new 2006 if this season is any indication
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4 years
@LeonydusJohnson Because they don’t want to believe anything else. Folks like that will believe anything so long as it plays into this fantasy of having the moral high ground over everyone
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@MLB_PR @MLB @Brewers Come on, if everyone’s being held accountable now for the stupid things they said/did in high school, then there isn’t a single player in the league that’s innocent
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@Capn_Iowa
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@Wizard_Predicts @BreitbartNews Haha the potential Biden administration’s really working hard to earn that “Return to status quo” Joe moniker
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@RiceFootball The perfect side dish
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@Capn_Iowa
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5 years
@DMRegister Translation: “Yes, dear readers, we really are THIS tone deaf.” Once again: please, @DMRegister , get over yourselves. #standwithCarson
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@PedroALPHAA Yeet 😎
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@Capn_Iowa
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@lporiginalg They went full on freedom fries huh
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2 years
@Sardaukardreams @AuronMacintyre It’s like in 2016 when they were parading themselves around as “Dumbledore’s Army”
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@DMRegister Answer this. Why ON EARTH should anyone be held accountable six years later for the stupid shit they said as a high schooler? I want three solid reasons. Because frankly? I don’t apologize for being young and stupid at one point in my life because everyone goes through that.
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@SickosCommittee Jerry Kill. Coach of the year
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4 years
@HawkeyeFootball How about we stop grieving about it and fight? Nebraska is! If this is what B1G is gonna be like going forward, then who needs ‘em? I say we play elsewhere. #KevinWarrenIsACoward #IowaBig12
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@JWMediaDC McAfee is the worst thing to have happened to Gameday. It’s also annoying how they’ve been pushing his sideline broadcast instead of the main broadcast too. I hope the whole PAC-12 shows out
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@BigTenNetwork @BadgerFootball BS! The decision was made to avoid lawsuits and to prevent players from organizing! It’s pure hypocrisy, fear, and cowardice! That’s it #KevinWarrenIsACoward #BigRedBig12 #IowaBig12
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@Genetics56 I don’t agree with you often, but man do I agree with you on this. He’s a sellout and a shill at this point. There’s a reason I haven’t watched College Gameday in years
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@Brett_McMurphy In short: he’s a coward.
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5 years
@slmandel I prefer to think of this as the Greg Schiano curse
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6 years
@Brett_McMurphy That's sure a funny way of saying UCF won the natty
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@tumaro17 🚨😤😏
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@latbbolch How is California even real
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10 months
@BenScottStevens They also do that with a huge hyper focus on football too I’ve noticed. I’ve said this a few times on other threads, but Rutgers has become an excellent part of B1G basketball imo. Rutgers-Iowa is always a good game in basketball season.
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@Capn_Iowa
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@RedditCFB At this point I’m rooting for a 5-3 final
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@tumaro17 ⚙️⬆️🙏☀️ I always follow back too
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@SickosCommittee You just had to be there 🥲
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@ConceptualJames Shoes, one giant shoe size that fits everyone no matter how inconvenient it is for those with small feet
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@rossdimaggio @CollegeBSBHub @stoolpresidente For sure. They’d delay the CFP to March for Alabama if they had to. The @NCAA has always kept different standards for its blue blood programs and everyone else.
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@robert_binion tbh I still haven’t gotten over 2014 when they demolished Dak Prescott in the Orange Bowl
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@BigGameBoomer They’re already looking forward to baseball season at this point
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@jaylassoku Idk what his problem is, BYU is awesome. Everyone was so nice to me when I went to see them play OU on Saturday
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@Capn_Iowa
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@realchrisrufo I’m disgusted that this is happening in my state, and the ironic part is I’m almost the example of the guy who gets preferred care. I’m 26 and one of my parents were born in Cuba.
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@SickosCommittee Oregon State and Wazzu gotta call up Idaho and Montana with the old “we’re getting the band back together”
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@ChadLeistikow @hawkeyegamefilm That’s because it wasn’t! The schools are asking students to come back to campus and Kevin Warren’s son is still gonna play for Hail State! It’s pure cowardice and hypocrisy! Get these trending #KevinWarrenIsACoward #BigRedBig12 #IowaBig12
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@dennisdoddcbs It wasn’t. This man knows damn well Iowa and Nebraska opposed this horrorshow. Get these trending! #KevinWarrenIsACoward #BigRedBig12 #IowaBig12
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@ByPatForde If I were Alex Padilla, I’d enter the transfer portal tonight.
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@Timcast Does this differ from state to state? I vote absentee in North Carolina, your ballot won’t be counted unless you fill it out completely. It states this explicitly on the ballot.
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@Capn_Iowa
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@DaStanfordTree @RedditCFB It’s the Stanford Tree vs. Big Media, and I’m here for it
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@MrOH1O Though tbh, I kinda want them to do it as a big middle finger to the committee. Totally justified imho
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@ChadLeistikow Man. I swear if we even put just a mediocre offense on the field, the places we could go
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@ConceptualJames Ironic words from a man named Reich
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@HarmlessYardDog The end game content is pure trash too
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@fangirlfornfl 🏈🏈🏈
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@CFBONFOX @OhioStateFB Iowa’s offense was a problem for Iowa
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@LeonydusJohnson Orwellian doublethink, plain and simple
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@RobHoweHN I’m not bothered by her at all, but I’m definitely bothered by virtue signaling Twitter posts.
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@ConceptualJames Just correct them and say “conquered” and watch the Woke foam at the mouth and rage
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@SickosCommittee Whenever this person is. They are an absolute legend
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@Wizard_Predicts And the universities are already on meltdown. Isn’t it glorious?
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@PlannedSickDays Just think of the meltdown that’ll occur if Kentucky upsets Georgia next week
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@KevinRheaDotCom @JamesGuarantano I object to how people keep bringing up Schiano's record. You don't build a program in a day. Rutgers was at rock bottom when he took over. He finally got Rutgers competitive in the Big East from 2006 to his leaving in 2011, with a 49-20 record.
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@Genetics56 Bruh, NC State is not a private public ivy. I grew up in the Raleigh area. They have more in common with a school like Texas A&M than they do with Cal Berkeley.
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@ConceptualJames I left Norman five months ago and it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The portrayal of Mayor Clark here is 100% accurate. I even tweeted at the author a while back about how I caught her in a lie on Twitter regarding the “lack of masks” among college bar staff
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@Collecting2Game 👀👀👀
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@ericolson64 @carolinaaggie12 Our mistake was letting the NCAA have power in the first place. They’ve been abusing it for years
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@GSwaim Utah’s undeserved arrogance no doubt reminds Big XII fans of Texas and its massive ego. Therefore, I’d think Utah would basically become the target for all that hatred that had previously been directed at Texas. Rightly so given how they’ve been acting
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