Friendly reminder: Make sure you spend the next two days learning every intricacy of all 68 teams, ideally with robust mathematical modeling, so that you can lose your bracket challenge to Jan from accounting who picked Purdue because her 3 year old son likes trains.
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This is what NIL was created for!
@PeacocksMBB
guard Doug Edert has a deal with
@BWWings
!
Mid major players getting recognized from their hard work on the big stage, this is what March is all about
Thank you Ayo Dosunmu for restoring Illinois basketball. If this is it for your college career, you will go down as a school legend and your contributions won’t be forgotten.
What player(s) will never play for your team again that you never got to really say goodbye to? 👇👇👇
Just FYI we don't allow Barstool links in the subreddit. They were banned for spamming, so on top of the racism, sexism, and homophobia, you can add spammers. Also fuck Dave Portnoy.
LaVar Ball told ESPN that LiAngelo and LaMelo have signed with Lonzo's agent, and the goal is to find an overseas team that will play both at the same time. This also means there’s no chance of LaMelo playing college hoops —
Charles Barkley: "I thought Iowa was the best team in the country up until last night"
Shaq "Iowa?"
Charles: "No uh, Purdue. They're the same. They're in the same state. Idaho and Indiana"
Kenny: "Idaho and Indiana?"
Charles "Montana and Iowa..."
Hey Joe,
We’re running a simulation of March Madness on NCAA 2K8 over the next few weeks. Realistic bracket, (mostly) updated rosters, the whole thing, DraftKings partnership, the whole thing. We’d love to have you commentate some of the games if you want!
I have good news for you -
While we’re all quarantined right now without any sports, I’d love to get some practice reps in. Send me videos of what you’re doing at home and I’ll work on my play-by-play. Seriously!
ESPN’s CBB 2018 rewind:
Trae Young
Trae Young
FBI: Sean Miller wiretapped
Sean Miller must be fired
Sean Miller is fired (SIKE)
Trae Young
Kansas wins big 12 again
UVA will win it all
UMBC BEATS VIRGINIA!
SISTER JEAN!
Nova Champs
ZION
ZION
Could duke beat Cavs?
Zags
ZION
ZION
College basketball, 2020: Gonzaga is incredible, Kentucky stinks, Duke and UNC are meh, Iowa and Baylor are top 5, Rutgers is good somehow, Tennessee is the SEC favorite, Houston is great too.
College football, 2020: Here's Alabama, Clemson, and Ohio State again.
With Purdue defeating Michigan State today, you know MSU will take their anger out on their next opponent.
*checks schedule and sees it’s Indiana*
Oh. Well, we’re sure Purdue didn’t plan for that to be the case, surely not.....
"We knew these conference tournaments were really important"
Except, they weren't, as shown by Tennessee being a 3 seed, Texas A&m being the 4th team out, etc.
Police have released the surveillance photos of the person who stole Red Panda's unicycle.
WE MUST FIND HIM! You mess with Red Panda, you mess with all of us
you’re right, as I was watching
#9
FAU take on
#3
Kansas State for a shot at the Final Four I couldn’t stop thinking about how much more fun it would be if instead Georgia were beheading TCU at center court for four hours straight
For the first time ever, there is a perfect bracket through the first weekend. “Center Road” on NCAA’s Bracket Challenge is 48/48 so far. The previous record for longest streak with a perfect bracket was 39.
Good thing that UVA played for that one seed so that they could play a West Coast team at 10:30PM with an Elite Eight berth on the line. Solid scheduling job,
@marchmadness
BREAKING: North Carolina to build new practice facility set to debut in 2019. Funding will come from money saved from lack of classes, materials to come from the bricks they tossed up tonight
I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but:
if your team can't score more than 34 points against
@UVAMensHoops
, maybe it's not their team that's making the game boring
WALTON: "Heart of a lion, eye of a tiger. Some of the most beautiful creatures."
PASCH: "Lions or tigers?"
WALTON: "Neither. Both. Like the amber waves of grain and the mountain majesties that make up this land, can't pick just one."
PASCH: "Jumper's good, Washington up by 5."
Bob Huggins last memory was being at a Burger King at 1:30pm in Washington PA. He was pulled over around 8:30pm, and had no idea where he was, and blew a .210 on the breathalyzer.
Parts of the criminal complaint against Bob Huggins, obtained by CBS Sports, which includes an alarming .210 breathalyzer reading “after multiple failed attempts.”
Huggins failed multiple field sobriety tests on scene.
Kentucky basketball power rankings
1. Kentucky
2. Western Kentucky
3. Murray State
4. Northern Kentucky
15. Lindsey Wilson Blue Raiders
22. Simmons college Falcons
34. Warren Central high school
45. Louisville
Earlier this week, u/Ike348 did the math and found out that Division 1 college basketball has completed a complete ”circle of suck” (“doom” for ESPN friends). Well u/Sir_Superman has created the graphic as a “star of suck”.