Auntie Venom 💮💄🔥🌝🐲🦋👾
@AuntyPithy
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Ex-military/LEO, now-atty. Pro laughter, profanity, Loki, and whiskey. Any pronoun.
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I'm a functional workaholic, thanks to whiskey.
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@jessicaOfBKLYN
“Where’s the Kroger? Where’s the Whole Foods?” 🙄
Dude just shouting with his whole chest he’s never known the non-white communities where he grew up are food deserts.
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@sleeo_xoxo
@stillgray
@sophiasdomain
Ian’s response is completely understandable for someone whose resting position is: the only purpose of makeup is for females’ use to make themselves sexually attractive to males.
Of course, that resting position says quite a bit about Ian.
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@ScottAdamsSays
Complaining about how unrigging the game victimizes white men without realizing you’re admitting the game’s been forever rigged in favor of white men kind of proves why white men need the game rigged in their favor to win.
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@the_frugal_jew
@tony_okey
@TinaFL
@marcorubio
and in the corners of the streets [and on Twitter], that they may be seen of men.
Matthew 6:5 (Social Media Translation)
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@the_frugal_jew
@tony_okey
@TinaFL
@marcorubio
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites
are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues 1/2
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@lizclarkewrites
@pvolpe
Each of us is often both. I paid car ins premiums for 20 years, use it after ax & health ins premiums while I'm healthy, use it when sick.
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@MelanieMoore
Dude started telling that lie to try to dodge responsibility for Tesla failures and cannot stop repeating it.
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@chloe_byrom
@sleeo_xoxo
@stillgray
@sophiasdomain
Chloe, I think we agree. I’m saying Ian - and those who agree with him - only see this as “sexual” because they presume the only purpose of makeup is that it’s worn by women to sexualize themselves for men.
*I* don’t think that, I’m in your camp.
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@tony_okey
@the_frugal_jew
@TinaFL
@marcorubio
If he had a track record of acting upon statements that vaguely criticize 45, I'd agree. Momma always said actions speak louder than words.
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@arlenestacie1
@Chris_Meloni
Telling an actor you’re disappointed because he isn’t the fictional character you like says an awful lot about you.
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@chloe_byrom
@sleeo_xoxo
@stillgray
@sophiasdomain
Personally, I think many dudes could benefit from a little eyeliner/mascara and some damned eyebrow maintenance just for aesthetic - not sexual - purposes.
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@Billbrowder
@MattMurph24
I’m fascinated by the primary defense of Tulsi: her military service.
Being in the military is a not an immunization from advancing positions that are not in the best interests of the US citizenry.
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@haintological
@thoughtfulbae
The only Black person most of my folks don’t play about is MLK and that’s mostly because he’s dead so they can misquote him …
so they’re actually playing about him.
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@barb_sl
Take her to lunch, pay for it with the $40, disclose to her she paid for it and how, thank her for lunch and her appreciation for all the laundry and other things you do for her.
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@realDonaldTrump
Dude, he wasn't "hesitating." He said he didn't want to go. You can't rescind an invitation that's already been rejected.
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@BlueIvysDoormat
@phelisa17
@Champagnekylie3
Here is my victim-y post about my victim-y songs, which was prompted by the celebration of Black women’s success, but let’s focus on authentic, delicate, me and why you all don’t love me enough, you know, the important stuff.
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@tony_okey
@the_frugal_jew
@TinaFL
@marcorubio
Um. That escalated quickly. I wasn't aware I'd have to bet my life; but I can point to numerous instances in which he criticized 45 1/2
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@SarahKSilverman
@dopper0189
It’s mostly non-Jewish *white* folks, Sarah, who have been silent about or encouraged him. Black Twitter has, largely, flamed him.
And I didn’t see you speaking up when he wore the WLM shirt … did I overlook your tweets supporting Black people when he did that?
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Those dudes who throw poison at everything non-white-straight-male and then curl into the fetal position when they catch a tiny bit of shade?
They have a king.
#BretBug
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@RexChapman
Live footage of the 1% trying to eat the 99% and successfully marketing themselves as philanthropists.
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@glorious_floria
@jessicaOfBKLYN
Top Ten Startup Dude who can’t figure out how to sync video and audio doubles down on letting the planet know exactly who he is.
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@AGAndrewBailey
Your own personal tragedy doesn’t grant you the moral authority to dictate to everyone else what choices they should make.
In fact, your tragedy reveals your bias.
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@efa_m
@pilotcharlotte
@gutterbookshop
I’d have been so tempted to say, “Well, it depends. I mean, I like the hot ones. But those dudes that’ve let themselves go, I mean, that extra 20 lbs just tells you they’re lazy, right?”
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@exavierpope
E tried to snag some of Dave’s cool, but Dave ended up channeling E’s arrogance with that “It’s mostly the poors in the cheap seats” insult of his own fans.
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@NotGeauxGabby
@jamescomins
The *only* way to get random dudes to stop making stupid comments about shit they know nothing about and start speaking up against the law: make them realize the law’s secondary goal is to keep them in lower financial classes.
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@monicanelson23
@BruthaManTho
How does that matter?
This is today. Today, it is well-known what the symbol means. Those guys know exactly what they’re doing.
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@adrienneleigh
@KevinKlawitter
@Buffalojilll
@Hello_Tailor
Women are socialized from birth to put others’ needs before their own. It’s difficult to overcome the hurdle of knowing if they strike, others will suffer.
Which is why they are more powerful than they know.
And also why the patriarchy bets they won’t exercise that power.
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@PadmaLakshmi
And exponentially so for non-white women. My level of exhaustion is cushioned by privilege.
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@OMGno2trump
She was charged with manslaughter on the basis that her use of meth caused the miscarriage.
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@DougBebb
@ladyheatherlee
By … harassing a 9 year old girl because she has short hair?
Thanks for letting everyone know who you are.
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If by “Florida Man,” you mean “politician whose job it is to read and write legislation, yet cannot spell and has only a fleeting relationship with grammar,” yes, yes you are.
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@rafaelshimunov
The first winner of Best Actor - 1929 (chosen after Rin Tin Tin won the voting) - was Emil Jannings. He became an actual Nazi in Goebbels’ propaganda ministry. He produced and acted in a film involving experimentation on Africans.
Maybe start by withdrawing his Oscar.
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@ItsDanaWhite
Which is why the oppressors go to great lengths to market homelessness as personal failure.
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@SimonDelord
@LaniKaiDuck
@Salvia_azurea
@JuliusGoat
If the history of resentment and vindictiveness in men is any guide, it seems to lead to the top of the power structure.
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@jbouie
“The Constitution makes no reference to” the right of a SCOTUS justice to eat steak in a cone of silence at Morton’s “and no such right is implicitly protected by any constitutional provision[.]”
Dobbs v JWHO, 597 US —, p.5 of opinion.
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@kaekaecurtis
@EscaflowneClown
Interesting how angry a lot of my folks are that Simone stood up for herself and that the same folks consider Kerri a hero for ignoring her own interests and letting herself be talked into harming herself by a white dude.
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@calvinstowell
@kylieklogs
They're terrified by rich black people with economic power who won't support the status quo.
*That's* the real economic anxiety they have
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@TalibBabb
@kibblesmith
Same people screaming that private businesses have a right to refuse to make cakes for gay weddings are screaming private businesses can’t require masks on their premises.
Cognitive dissonance, it’s what’s for dinner.
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@benjancewicz
She and her uber-racist partner, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, literally leveraged racism and fear of black men having the right to vote for the purpose of convincing white dudes they needed to let white women vote. She peddled fear of the 15th Amendment to argue for the 19th.
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@ask_aubry
Every woman who rejects them or threatens their sad, fragile egos will be targeted as “trans.”
When “trans” should never be a target.
But that’s the point of targeting trans folks. If trans folks are demonized, then accusing ciswomen of being trans is an option.
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@ianbremmer
Yeah, no.
Empathy is a connection among people that prioritizes others’ needs. When people opt out of that connection, they do not get to invoke it. When the empathy-free invoke empathy, they’re usually weaponizing it for their own benefit to the detriment of those with empathy.
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@OrinKerr
@RealFriscoKid
Much like the people I depose who become upset when I show them documents demonstrating their falsehoods and claim I should have shown them the documents before they testified, the President’s legal team is wrong.
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@magneticksara
@JordanPeele
Yes, Jay Quellin, he has a Stargate in his bedroom and he made this joke 3 years ago knowing he’d be a Future Leader of America.
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@kma916
@Cocacolakid
@ShaunKing
Kanye: That sounds like a choice. I mean, he’s the one who didn’t change his address. Just presenting some new ideas here.
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@benjancewicz
Clearly the Clark player came into their space and they’re maintaining their dignity in the face of his provocation.
Clearly.
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@guidojcruz
@DebbieMangeri
@tattoedCorazon
@jerweber
@morningmika
People joke that his daddy didn't love him. Looking at this - I think the relationship with his mom was probably more formative.
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@terrij68
@marcorubio
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. /end
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@cornelli00
@goldengateblond
@rpmjrOM
@foomper
@Toffifay76
@phillyTRU
@libraryluna
A whole chorus of Karens singing one of their favorite songs, “Just Follow the Officers’ Orders.”
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@manicsocratic
@jbillinson
They’re going to be embarrassed when a stray dog catches it and shakes the driver out.
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@asymmetricinfo
You’ve got a lot of opinions about how things sound for someone who wrote this:
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@AngelaLovesNY
My brain when I saw this video today: Look, a real-time allegory for how men react when you tell them no, thereby justifying why you told them no in the first place.
A man attacked a Clark County judge in court today after she denied his probation. 😬
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@TeresaKopec
@Zigmanfreud
What’s the distance? Like 10 miles? She had ... legs, right? Is dude suggesting it was impossible that she ... walked?
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@IamBellaDiosa
@exavierpope
Yes, it’s called paraphrasing.
Also, thanks for admitting that understanding context isn’t your strong suit.
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@peterwong_ca
@azalben
@pazforall
@realDonaldTrump
If 45 sees this, the only reaction he'll have is to fume about how O's tweet has 300K more likes and 110K more RTs than his
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@keakls
@tressiemcphd
@MSNBC
Kiki, the account that seems very leftist but then tells influential Black women their clothing isn’t appropriate. 🙄
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@MemphisPours
@ChefJonKung
Thanks for letting everyone know you’re insecure and have a tendency to view women as property.
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@HuffmanForNC
@RKJ65
Incoming: All the “explainers” saying you can’t know their intent, they were just trolling, you’re “race-baiting,” and/or it’s just a harmless game.
3...2...
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@ngaio420
@mattklapper
@joanwalsh
That guy could probably win Rand’s seat solely on an “I already whipped his ass” platform.
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@Eedwardsellis
Empathy is a connection among people. When people opt out of that connection, they do not get to invoke it. When the empathy-free invoke empathy, they’re weaponizing it.
My empathy is not a weakness to be exploited by the empathy-free. Empathy-free actions have consequences.
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@tamimadden
@ReignOfApril
If you know you’re not engaging in the behavior about which the generalized statement is made, but you also know the statement is accurate with respect to many people in your generalized group ...
don’t correct the person making the statement. Correct the people in your group.
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The best thing about
@joshcockroft
thinking the sun disappears once it’s dark in Oklahoma is his post helped connect me with other Oklahomans who know how dumb his post was.
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@rpmjrOM
@cornelli00
@goldengateblond
@foomper
@Toffifay76
@phillyTRU
@libraryluna
And the Karens’ popular sophomore hit, “If You Refuse, You Deserve To Get Taken Down.”
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@terrij68
@marcorubio
But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition. /2
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@jeremynewberger
@LindseyGrahamSC
@realDonaldTrump
Interesting times when an elected member of Congress is advocating dictatortial action.
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@logic_no_bull
@HootPhD
Weird.
Did the OP say it was “a strictly male-female” scenario?
Did the OP ask for input concerning her child’s school experience from men who’ve had ideas stolen at work?
So weird.
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@Zdy6on
@LilliVaroux
@rat_liker
@Superchair14
@dsahollowearth
They *are* smart asf - they’ve got you and millions like you convinced they’re smarter than you, they deserve to pay lower taxes than you, and you should defend them.
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@LeslieStreeter
@Blackamazon
@MichLKosinski
The level of telling on herself combined with the total lack of awareness she’s telling on herself.
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@AdrianCJax
Folks with buckets of money and no real human connections will spend that money nuking the human connections among others rather than examining why they don’t have any true human connections themselves.
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No, he didn’t call his absent wife Mercedes. He drifted between talking about his absent wife and addressing Mercedes Schlapp because his stream of consciousness pours directly out of his mouth:
my wife, Melania, wife, good, oh look another wife, Mercedes, good
C’mon, folks,
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Apparently I was put on a Twitter time-out for this exchange, couldn’t post for 12 hours. 😂
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@josh_hammer
Old right: Tacit acceptance that math is real, laws apply to them, and making 💩 up out of thin air is not “winning.”
New right:
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@theadeniran
🤷🏽♀️
Who cares?
If she had, I wouldn’t know it and I’m not going to be angry at her for considering her options.
I mean, might as well ask what I’d do if I found out my Dad had considered pulling out the night I was conceived instead of impregnating her.
🤷🏽♀️
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@rgay
Right.
Empathy is connection among people. When people opt out of that connection, they do not get to invoke it. When the empathy-free invoke empathy, they’re weaponizing it.
Empathy is not a weakness to be exploited by the empathy-free. Empathy-free actions have consequences.
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