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specializing in artisanal hyperlocal apesmilk products
Joined May 2008
Conservatives built a whole movement to change the word "groomer" to just mean "someone who isn't cis and heterosexual" and when they see actual textbook grooming they will absolutely write up treatises on why it's actually fine
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Public service announcement: if this ever happens to you (a) you are blessed and (b) you still absolutely do need to get post exposure rabies vaccines.
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last night i was drinking a non-alcoholic beer and the baby wanted to try it so i let her and she loved it and kept going back for more which would normally be fine but we were at a brewery so the optics were kinda like, not great.
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I KNEW IT I FUCKIN KNEW IT.
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today i learned that violent j's daughter is a furry and he got a fursuit made for himself so he could go to furry conventions with her π₯Ί
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lmaooooooo this dumbfuck rode his horse into a traffic light and the bootlickers are calling it anti-police violence.
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the department of justice estimates that american police kill 25-30 pet dogs per day.
ONE LAST PAT: Law enforcement officers bid a Missouri State Highway Patrol K-9 officer an emotional farewell after he was diagnosed with terminal cancer.
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Crazy how this website is only really fun anymore when one of our tormentors dies. Wonder if there are any long term implications there.
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This got even better when I hit 'translate tweet'
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Another profitable death for United Healthcare. It's what he would have wanted.
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like as a pregnant last i feel extremely qualified to say that "haha in the future you're not gonna be required to go through 9 months of pain and sickness and then year your body open at the end of you want to have a baby π" actually sounds extremely nice.
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also maybe i'm wrong but i can't see the types of guys who post like this actually enjoying single fatherhood like aren't y'all the same ones bitching about child support.
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just for the record in case anyone from the brewery last night is reading this: we do not let our one year old get lit.
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TERFs and Christian conservative "trad" men talk about young women in the EXACT same way, right down to the way they hyperfixate on certain details of their appearance (eg septum piercings)
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oh also since this has for some reason escaped my circle and is getting out to the kinds of people who wish to voice their concerns because na beer still has a little bit of alcohol: please rest assured that shut the fuck up.
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i have some bad news for you about the likelihood of receiving child support payments from a human uterus. are you sitting down
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When you think about it it really makes perfect sense that these guys would want to shift the definition away from straight men trying to get young girls to sleep with them.
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Bat bites aren't always detectable and landing on a person is not normal bat behavior. There is no "wait and see" with rabies - if you wait until you get symptoms it's already too late. It's a terrible way to go. Just get the shots.
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@n0i0b You know a guy is totally on the level and can definitely be trusted around middle schools when he starts breaking out the atlas of age-of-consent laws.
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WELP
there just isn't a bar low enough that a terf won't wriggle under it.
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@Chinchillazllla why are the people talking about jizzing in soup trying to tell folks to be normal.
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note to all the men pointing out that no men have killed me either: 1. congrats, nothing gets past you guys, but 2. I was responding directly to a post saying that if you see a bear that bear will 100% definitely kill you. so. y'know.
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it's so sad to consider all the natural Posters who lived and died before twitter
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Ok here's a pro parenting tip I just learned. If you have an applesauce loving toddler, maybe pump the brakes a bit on the applesauce after a while instead of letting them have all they want.
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@Magzdilla2early dude can you imagine the guys in abortion ban states realizing halfway through that this means they're gonna have to actually raise a child and trying to pull the plug.
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@tylergilfoster @briggityboppity bears are harmless and they have really cool looking teeth. come check em out!.
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@YashDangar i actually do have a pretty good idea of it and it's kinda nice but not actually essential at all. the important bonding happens after birth, not before.
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can we all please just acknowledge that cinnamon toast is universal in this country? we have a cereal named after it. it is not a niche regional delicacy
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@Chinchillazllla i would gladly pay $1 to see a capybara but id be pretty annoyed if i went in expecting to see a big rat. that is disrespectful to both rats and capys.
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I've noticed that in discussions of men making rape threats there seems to be an endless supply of moderate men who tut tut women for "shaming" violent men because we're "increasing resentment" but they have no thoughts on women feeling resentment about rape threats.
@traphouse_annie Not justifying the abhorrent behavior in any way, but when are going to seriously try to understand this type of anger as a society? Just shaming and calling men toxic seems to have increased this resentment. Often the worst examples are cherry picked and ascribed to all men,.
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@delle59 @Periwin08206968 my daughter is the most beautiful child in the world but I'm not gonna pretend she didn't pop out looking like a weird purple frog person lol.
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I'm getting quote-tweeted by right wingers who are absolutely apoplectic at the suggestion that a grown ass man dating a 14 year old might be bad.
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I keep seeing liberals saying shit like "nobody's pro-abortion". Bullshit. I'm pro-abortion. Abortion is healthcare and anyone who needs one should be able to get one quickly, safely, and with no cost at the point of service.
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@Secti0n31 @rhinosoros @SvenAntifaCat nah all the criminals are busy showing off their cool light up cars.
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@StarFolkDeluxe @PJAxemurderer He's defining a pedo as someone who is *not* attracted to adults rather than someone who *is* attracted to kids, which probably has something to do with the fact that he admits to having had a 14yo gf as an 18yo later in the thread.
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someone should just show them the graphs saying that the economy is actually really good
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ALSO people are talking about the shots being expensive - please note that this varies WIDELY based on where you live and if you've had contact and have insurance your shots should (usually) be covered. PLEASE at least check into it, don't just assume it's too expensive!!!.
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Personally I think that if you think it's repulsive to object to a 20 year old dating a 14 year old then your hard drive should automatically be uploaded to the FBI's servers for investigation but that's just a little difference of opinion between us.
Yes, this is a groomer too. Congratulations because you object to it you can now understand how repulsive you are.
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@Blanks_o2 @_Bacchanalian The problem is that bats have TINY little teeth and it's easy to get bitten without realizing it. Rabies is such a high stakes thing, it's always best to get the shots if you have ANY contact with a bat at all.
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@NotJosephGarcia Hi, ecologist here. Periodic fires are actually essential to maintaining wind turbine habitat. Come next spring, this area will be covered in new turbine saplings.
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@_celia_bedelia_ um excuse me but i noticed you made a tweet that doesn't explicitly mention my exact circumstances and as the center of the universe i find that extremely rude.
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@jessicajazline @alyssaaceleste 1. many people enjoy crack.2. crack has killed far fewer people.3. crack doesn't have a picture of donald trump in every single one of its offices.4. im not currently sleeping with any crack dealers' wives which is more than i can say for the troops.
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Even in worst case scenarios medical bills can often be negotiated, but there's no negotiating with rabies.
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@samara_hagan @MimosaFawaz Wow you mean to say the people promoting anti-trans measures don't actually care about women's rights? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
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I recently learned there's a type of sheep specifically bred to have super thicc booties
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@proyearner it's called falling in love with a straight girl and it's basically a high school rite of passage.
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@k_illua "if I'm dating you and you-". YOU'RE NOT DATING HER DUDE THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU GET AN ACTUAL GIRLFRIEND.
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@BlondeHistorian HI DON'T GET MAD AT ME BUT I'M GOING TO HEAVILY IMPLY THAT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CHILDREN! BUT DON'T GET MAD AT ME! YOU'LL HURT MY FEELINGS IF YOU GET MAD!.
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Speaking of talking like predatory men. "This underage girl I was staring at gave me the strongest possible 'stay away, I am uncomfortable around you' vibes but not to worry, I'll simply find her again and make her listen to me until she understands that I'm GOOD". π¬
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@anarchoboognish Things that don't require money: . Giving your staff raises.Cutting hours while keeping pay high.Giving everyone better benefits.Enacting a full pension program.
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@kenklippenstein Y'all if the first 4 rounds of narcan aren't solving the problem then it's not fucking opiates.
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@LusciousPear gee who would've thought that something like a lack of coverage could cause a death.
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@DR_ILL super depressing but yeah people get angrier at animal abuse than black human beings being murdered.
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ICE agents complain about Nazi comparisons, say they're only enforcing the laws
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@DefAMustRead @AphroditeWorld_ @forestofcake @RattusFlattus Jason McIntosh.Elias Huizar.Drew Peterson.Bobby Lozano .Sean O'Neill.
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