Tom Arnold
@TomArnold
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Actor, Comic, Single 65 yr old Dad of 11 yr old Jax & 8 yr old Quinn. Host of Divorce Party Podcast with Monika Casey. Has heart disease & woke mind virus ✡️
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Thanks Matt! 🐶❤️
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This is Donald Trump Jr. He is holding the tail of a beautiful African elephant he murdered as she got up from a nap. Donald Trump Jr. is the real piece of garbage.
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Trump is freaking out because he knows the First Family is about to experience Robert Mueller’s family separation policy.
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My sister, brother & I talked for the first time in 28 years yesterday. We met in Ottumwa, Iowa on the land that held the house where our father raised us. ✡️ Shabbat Shalom
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The only people who said terrible things about Bob Saget were his best friends. 💔
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Rob I appreciate you concern for the 300 teens in all of America who transitioned with their parents support. I’m not sure how that affect’s you or your family but with 6000 children dead from gun violence last year no child is safe anywhere in America until something is done.
I will say this again…
It is no longer safe to raise your children in California.
Children are not old enough to drive,drink, vote,smoke,get a tattoo, but the Democrats in California think children (who are naive and easily manipulated) are old enough to make decisions that…
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I’m 5 years clean & sober today. 5 years of being present everyday for my kids. I’ve also been my best self dealing with a couple health scares, financial issues & a high conflict divorce. I’m blessed & full of love & gratitude for my friends, fellow alcoholics & the grace of G-d
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Roseanne Barr should do ep about the lies & cruelty she & Trump represent. Ice Agents pulling pregnant moms from kids, appalling treatment of Transgenders, not just disagree with Hillary she's: Pedophile, Murderer, Obama: Kenyan, Muslim, Parkland Kids: Nazi's. Nazi's: Fine people
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Hey guys Roseanne Barr blocked me so please tell me what she’s saying about her good buddy
@realDonaldTrump
ripping little children out of their mothers arms & taking them hostage at the US border. I bet America��s Mom is pissed off!!!! Can’t wait to see this episode
@ABCNetwork
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I’m disappointed with my friend Leeann Tweedon. Her partner at KABC John Phillips is a Roger Stone pal & they coached her for weeks to bring Al Franken down. I’d hoped she’d use her voice to speak out for all women again predators like Roy Moore & Donald Trump but she’s a birther
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Ton of respect for Bob Iger. Tough decision with financial consequences for his company but right for America....umm..now don't bug Bob but maybe someone else find out if I'm still banned from all of
@ABCNetwork
for calling Roseanne Barr out first on her racist conspiracy tweets?
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I got paid $5,000,000 for The Stupids
"The Stupids" was the movie that made me think Hollywood types gamble with scripts, as in, "if you lose then you have to make this movie." Tom Arnold lost some bet, I'm convinced of that.
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True Fact: Two old friends run into each other in a parking ramp and catch up on life and sobriety it counts as a 12-Step Meeting ❤️
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This is an accurate portrait of my life. After we celebrated my birthday for a few minutes I went back to folding my kid’s laundry.
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A reminder that little Donnie Trump Jr went to court to cheat his own baby sister Tiffany Trump out of her inheritance from her father Donald Trump senior. Don Jr isn't just a big loser he's the biggest loser in the entire Trump family. That's really saying something.
Wow dude you’re a real bad ass... did you need to use steroids this time too or was that just to cheat others out of wins throughout your career?
#dope
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We hated David Duke. Loved Edwin Edwards. We supported Bill Clinton. Went to his Inauguration. LOVED Hillary Clinton. Had her in our home raising $ for Democrats. Roseanne HATED Donald Trump. After we divorced Trump told me I was lucky because she was disgusting. Life is strange
The de-evolution of Roseanne Barr has been a shit show to watch. I remember in 1990 when she and
@TomArnold
sent $2500 to the anti-David Duke organization I worked for to help defeat him in the US Senate race. Today, she'd probably send Duke the money instead. Sad.
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Katie Britt is so bad she couldn’t be in one of my movies.
Trump cultist Katie Britt smiles as she talks about how American families are hurting.
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Mark Burnett just went apeshit & choked me at this huge Emmy party then he ran away with his torn Pink shirt & missing gold chain. I’m waiting for LAPD
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Alcoholism stunts your emotional growth so if you start drinking alcoholically as a teenager you stay a teenager emotionally until you deal with it. Explains a lot about Brett Kavanaugh. From his combative behavior yesterday to his unusual bond with teenage girls basketball teams
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Says former self aware woman who once blew Sam Kinison for blow
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Mark Burnett spent 15 yrs editing Donald Trump lies, incompetence, racism etc out of The Apprentice . That's the Trump people thought they elected. Now we know they elected the guy Burnett edited out. America's in big trouble & needs the whole truth. Why MB still hiding outtakes?
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Hillary Clinton is always right.
Tulsi Gabbard appears on Hannity and criticizes the impeachment inquiry process by saying she doesn’t know what’s going on behind closed doors and that she wants transparency
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Happy 4th of July. Today I celebrate my independence from 75 nasty pounds since January. Thank you Charles D’Angelo!
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Don Trump Jr. Remember last month you & Eric Trump said I was “classless” because I named one of the men your current fake girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle was cheating on you with?
#ExtortionistTrump
#WednesdayMotivation
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His father used to call him a Ret*rd on The Apprentice set.
Eric Trump: My father has done a greater job in the last three and a half years than any other president in history
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"Sunset Boulevard” remake looks awful🤮
At Kari Lake’s fundraising event at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home, Roseanne Barr told young people to “drop out of college” while pushing QAnon conspiracies:
“It isn’t nothing but devil worshipping, baby blood drinking, Democrat donors.”
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I love Jimmy Kimmel. As always Aaron Rodgers is a lying tool.
Dear Aasshole: for the record, I’ve not met, flown with, visited, or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein, nor will you find my name on any “list” other than the clearly-phony nonsense that soft-brained wackos like yourself can’t seem to distinguish from reality. Your reckless…
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How could he be so blind to everything on the right?
Rep. Dan Crenshaw: "The other problem in politics is the need to defame character as the way to win a policy battle... Objectively speaking, this happens far more on the left than it does on the right."
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Let me explain this to billionaire:
WE are the party of feeding people.
YOU are the party of not feeding people.
WE will use all of our money to flip the Senate so people get all the food all the time.
Thats how WE put Americans above Politics Mark Cuban.
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Our movie True Lies premiered 25 years ago. Last night was the 25th birthday party I’ve gone to for my ageless partner/hero/friend Arnold Schwarzenegger. Happy Birthday Buddy!
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This guy worked on Celebrity Apprentice for 6 years. He did the after parties & was Jared & Ivanka’s handler. Donald Trump abused Adderall on the set & it made him crazy. He even snorted Adderall. Mark Burnett knew it. It’s scary watch tape:
Watch from 3:28. Terrifying given the side effects of Adderall + being in control of the largest nuclear Arsenal on the planet 😳
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If every CEO, network president & member of the media called Mark Burnett right now & insisted he release just one Trump Apprentice "n" word tape
@realDonaldTrump
would STFU about guys kneeling during National Anthem forever & we'd have solved a problem today.
#FridayMotivation
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First Lady Melania Trump got her US citizenship via an EB-1 Einstein Visa because
@realDonaldTrump
said "Melania is the smartest First Lady ever. Genius level intelligent, highly acclaimed, she speaks 5 languages" but she's lived in America over 20 yrs & hasn't mastered English?
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One year ago today I suffered massive organ failure. By the grace of G-d, the brilliance of medical professionals and the unconditional love and support of family and friends old and new I walked out of the hospital and picked up my kids 15 days later.
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Stephen Colbert Says Amazon Should Release Trump’s ‘Apprentice’ Outtakes After Buying MGM via
@variety
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18 months ago I was on life support with 5% heart function. Talked way out of UCLA with 30% so I could get my kids. Quinn wouldn’t leave my side. Went back Fri for stress test & echo. By grace of G-d, great new medications & brilliant docs my healed heart is back to full function
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This Trump verdict has really scared his fellow sexual assaulters
"This $83 million -- this is just the beginning. All of us will be paraded down this gangplank. We won't have our resources, we won't have our homes, we won't have our livelihood."
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Statement: Jerry Falwell Jr. did not pay money to Michael Cohen but he's well aware Donald Trump's fixer did him a favor & tried to negotiate the return of graphic sexual photos during 2016 campaign. Falwell returned favor dumping Cruz for Trump. Cohen retains one photo as proof.
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Leave the man alone. He’s pooping!
No smile. No laughter. No joy. No turning to his guests to wish them, “Happy New Year.”
At his Mar-a-Lago home, Trump greeted 2024 with a frown.
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365 conservative days of sobriety means cake & tons of gratitude to my family, friends & fellow travelers. Life has been complicated enough this last year but I never thought “you know what would make all this less insane? A bunch of booze & drugs” & that is progress my friends.
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I’m
#MeToo
& don’t doubt any other woman but the Leeann Tweeden-John Phillips-Roger Stone lies & set up of Al Franken were part of a larger smear campaign against Al initiated at the same time Leeann came out at KABC. I have proof. Leeann knows it. It’s a disservice to victims.
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Remember when
@realDonaldTrump
had a gun summit with Parkland families at the White House & promised only he could fix this but then he dined with
@NRA
lobbyist Chris Cox who'd given his campaign 30-100 million of Russian mob money so he did nothing? I do
#TheHuntForTheTrumpTapes
A quick review of gun laws in Florida:
-- no permits required to purchase
-- no registration
-- no license required
-- no assault weapons law
-- no magazine capacity restriction
-- no background checks for private sales
-- no local autonomy
#JacksonvilleLanding
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One of the easiest things I’ve ever done was hire my bud
#NormMacdonald
to write the Roseanne show in 1992. Harder was letting him out of his contract in 1993 so he could take his dream job on SNL.Norm was fearless in comedy & life & his unique voice is missed by all of us today
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If professional wrestling isn't real why have I spent the past hour watching Bobby "The Brain" Heenan videos quietly alone in my hotel room?
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Remember that time on The Apprentice your dad tried to show Eric love the only way he knows how by mocking your tie in front of the whole crew until you cried? How’s that for a narrative junior?
#ProveMeWrong
Now tell me what it’s called when major news outlets don’t/barely cover big stories on purpose because it goes against the narritive they have been selling for 18 months.
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Kelly Loeffler is the 2nd worst person in America
#CorruptKelly
NEW VIDEO: Corrupt Senator Kelly Loeffler, the richest person in Congress, bought a private jet with our tax money. While Georgia's working class tax payers struggle during the pandemic, Kelly flies around in luxury on their dime.
RT if you think it's time to fire
#CorruptKelly
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I had a mini stroke 18 months ago while I was giving my kids a bath so I reached out to
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& asked for help. He helped lose 80 lbs by last 4th of July. Today I celebrate 1 year of good health & keeping that weight off. I’m grateful for every new moment of my life ❤️
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I grew up in Ottumwa, Iowa. Worked at the meat packing plant. Went to community college then U of Iowa. I'm an recovering alcoholic. Been to 1000 parties. Arrested 7 times including nudity at an old folks home & I've never even seen someone in blackface. Virginia is for weirdos.
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Me and the other Arnold make it a point to work together every 28 years.
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After 241 years to get it right you would think America's first dictator would at least be the most terrifying dictator the world has ever seen but this guy is a freaking clown.
#SaluteToAmerica
#ResignTrump
@realDonaldTrump
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Best moment on new Omarosa tape: Lara Trump pretending she has to add 15k times 12 months & acts surprised it's 180k which is the perfect number since she'd just thrown out Om got 179K at the White House. This season's Apprentice is excellent so far.
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After hearing fake christian Franklin Graham's gay hating homophobic Trump loving comments I have to release more Michael Cohen tape. He explains why evangelicals love Trump & tolerate Jews & straightens me out with exact details of Jerry Falwell Jr, Pool Boy & His wife payoff.
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@PDXEleven
I was once married to a feminist icon who now supports Trump and I’m voting for Biden.
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Don't want to alarm but I've know Donald Trump for 30 yrs & he's always been a lying cheating racist sexual assaulting incompetent surrounded by sycophants but the new tapes I've been listening to reveal his genetic mental decline has fallen off a damn cliff the last 22 months MB
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Celebrating another sober birthday today with Jax, Quinn & way too many candles.
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Today Kentucky spoke with one voice loud & clear: “We are all Rand Paul’s next door neighbor”
#KYGov
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David Pecker officially flipped on
@realDonaldTrump
& he really does have the best
#TrumpTapes
#CharlieKushnerDonaldTrumpRussianTeens
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On the bright side now that Roseanne Barr is permanently unemployable she can finally get inside the head of Roseanne Connor. Really sink her teeth into the character. Walk in her shoes. Become one with. Inhabit the soul of. Do a whole Daniel Day Lewis thing. Or she could tweet.
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I’m so proud and grateful my angel graduated from kindergarten today. Every day is a miracle❤️
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👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊💯
Howard Stern:
"If ‘woke’ means I can’t get behind Trump... or that I support people who want to be transgender or I’m for the vaccine, dude call me ‘woke’ as you fucking want.”
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To put a button on this the only truth about my old pal Leeann Tweeden’s Al Franken story was the picture. The rest was created by KABC colleague & fellow Trump supporter John Phillips & his bud Roger Stone who coached Leeann for weeks to take Al down. Mission accomplished.
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And today is only the end of Act 1 "Me & Michael Cohen are taking down Donald Trump"
@realDonaldTrump
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Michael is telling the truth and I have the tapes to prove it!
#TrumpMeltdown
#TrumpTaxes
#TheIRS
@realDonaldTrump
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A warning 2 my Hollywood pals who could help Trump/Russia but ghosted me. Your wives have begged me to keep plugging cause they're worried for country while I protect you. Those days are over. Step up now or I will for you & you'll remain on the wrong side of history & under oath
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My buddy Noel Casler never let Mark Burnett buy him off.
#DiaperDonald
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Trump is actively trying to scare
@NBCNews
off investigating behind the scenes footage of Apprentice & Miss Universe. Be strong. I will help
With all of the Fake News coming out of NBC and the Networks, at what point is it appropriate to challenge their License? Bad for country!
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"The FBI looked at 100% of David Pecker's safe" Resign!!
@realDonaldTrump
“The FBI looked at less than 1%” of Crooked’s Emails!
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After all these years Roseanne just couldn’t let me have one little week as the crazy one.
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Rick Scott let elderly patient roast to death in nursing homes without air-conditioning too. Rick Scott is a ghoul & he must be stopped before he kills again.
A brief history of Gov. Rick Scott doing jack shit about Florida gun violence
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Bullshit. You lie your crazy husband attacked me you psycho. I’m filing police report & suing you for defamation.
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Sen. Tom Cotton campaigned on his "experience as an Army Ranger" — but he didn't have any
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Imagine how entitled Ivanka Trump is to insist we pay for our White House to put out her canceled tone deaf commencement speech? Trump's are all white supremacist grifting monsters. You support
@realDonaldTrump
you are complicit. You are part of
#TrumpWhiteSupremacy
#ByeIvanka
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Jenna Ellis has a bright future as a California divorce attorney.
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Dear Jeff Bezos: When you've had enough of this clown
@realDonaldTrump
trying to tank your companies like a dictator wanna-be buy
@MGMTelevision
fire his bible study buddy
@MarkBurnettTV
make me CEO & we'll play a new Apprentice Trump Tape every time he opens his yapper.
#Amazon
NEW: Vanity Fair: Now, according to four sources close to the White House, Trump is discussing ways to escalate his Twitter attacks on Amazon to further damage the company.
@gabrielsherman
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Worst stimulus? A shower after Jim Jordan wresting practice.
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Maybe she should go back to singing.
Roseanne Barr has now been reduced to interviewing QAnon crackpots like Bishop Larry Gaiters and it's obvious that things are going very well for her.
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Because you were sexually inappropriate towards so many of them?
Why is the youngest generation of women in America the angriest? Finally equality is a genuine reality, in law and in the culture. One would hope these achievements would be a cause for celebration.
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"In 15 years on The Apprentice Mark Burnett never attacked Donald Trump for making racist comments or sexually harassing women. Last night as I entered The Night Before The Emmy's Party, Burnett violently attacked & choked me for doing a TV show about Trump doing those things."
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James Woods agent fired him because like Roseanne he violated the 1st rule of showbiz: Do Not Say Crazy Sh*T Publicly! Zero to do with liberal politics. Also I just signed with their old agents
#Gersh
so they can help me make
@realDonaldTrump
RESIGN BEFORE HE DESTROYS THE PLANET!
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Donald Trump can't look Nicolle Wallace in the eyes because she knows this isn't a reality tv show. She knows he's a disgusting bully fraud. Look in her eyes. Angry, bemused, frightened, tired but undaunted.I'd trust her with my kids. Not Trump
@NicolleDWallace
@realDonaldTrump
She was thrown off The View like a dog, Zero T.V. Personas. Now Wallace is a 3rd rate lapdog for Fake News MSDNC (Concast). Doesn’t have what it takes!
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Carl Bernstein remember in 2015 when Donald Trump’s Russian friend told me in Moscow Putin’s big goal was to get the US Air Force out of Turkey so Russian planes could use our base? It’s happening.
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Mark Burnett pulled Donald Trump off Apprentice set 4 times for sexually harassing women. He threatened the women & protected Trump with NDA’s & let Trump work on the set like that for 15 yrs. Burnett attacked & choked me for exposing. Wife lied to cover 4 him. I believe Dr Ford
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Says the guy who got choked out during rough sex with NOT his wife.
Franklin Graham warns ‘media spin masters’ to shut up about Trump’s Playmate payoff or face God’s wrath
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May this human being haunt your dreams
@realDonaldTrump
This is a selfie Jamal
#Khashoggi
took when I first took him to the
@washingtonpost
newsroom and showed him around. He was so happy to be back in a newsroom after being banned from writing in Saudi Arabia.
A year later, his government had had murdered.
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Except for Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal, Jerry Falwell Jr, Becki Falwell Jr, Poolboy Falwell Jr, Those 2 guys named Jesus at the Miami Loews Hotel....
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People ask me “This Trump stuff just keeps getting worse & worse. Will it ever stop because I’m getting hopeless.” Tomorrow my friends. Tomorrow the tide turns & the tsunami begins & doesn’t stop until they are all gone & I mean every single one of them. Pence too.
#BlueWave2018
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My friend Ed Asner was everything I’ve always wanted to be. Actor, author, activist, warm, lovable, gruff, lefty, patriot and a great father. Every member of SAG owes Ed Asner so much. Please keep supporting
@EdAsnerCenter
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Superhero of the day & of course it’s a woman holding a child:
A woman named Kristin Mink sees Environmental polluter and corrupt goon Scott Pruitt in a restaurant, confronts him with her son and urges him to resign. Wonderful.
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Tell me how this works
@GOP
Does
@PressSec
apologize to Karen McDougal from the White House podium today because
@realDonaldTrump
called her a liar or does
@POTUS
do it?
#CohenTrumpTapes
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ME & MICHAEL COHEN ARE STILL AT THE REGENCY TALKING ABOUT YOU
@REALDONALDTRUMP
TO REPORTERS & COPS & LAWYERS
@mj_lee
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Donald Trump falsely accused Barack Obama of having a fake birth certificate & being a illegitimate President. He falsely accused Barack Obama of ordering the FBI to tapp his phones at Trump Tower. JUSTICE: Trumps lawyer recorded calls that prove HE is The Illegitimate President
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I donated to Kim Mangone CA-23. I know
@GOPLeader
We spoke last fall. I tried to talk sense into him. Asked when he was going to stand up for America. He laughed. Asked why I hated Donald Trump so much. Said it wasn't personal. I just hated lying racist incompetents.
@KimMangone
Kevin McCarthy (R-Moscow) does not want you to retweet this
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