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Had a dream there was a new meme and it was just celebrities pinky toes falling out of their heels on red carpets with the caption “Oh No”
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Guys will do this on dates and tell you they really like you and want to see you again and then never talk to you again
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This summer I’d really like to focus on my goals which are going out, partying a lot, drinking, doing drugs etc
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Broke: masturbating a lot isn’t a personality trait
Woke: masturbation is the only truly personal and free experience we can have under capitalism
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@jellykeeper
This is so cute. Being able to laugh with your mom is one of the most important things in the world
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Rock climbing is one of those dog whistle interests to me that signals something sinister within you. I won’t be explaining further.
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*walking past Halloween decorations on a date* I’m not even scared of those, btw …
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Before smoking: too many bugs in this goddamn house!!!!
After smoking: to be alive means to share the world with the rest of gods exquisite creations, who are we to say they belong any less
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This is what it feels like to get out of the car at a rest stop 6 hours from your house and feel the sun and the fresh air for the first time that day. Covered in crumbs and having just relieved your aching bladder. Drinking in the gasoline laden air.
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One time I asked a guy I was talking to what his dream job was and he said “creative director” and I asked of what and he was like “anything”
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Bowl of slugs!!!! Bowl of slugs!!!!!
it's Sunday and I had a crack at handmade potato noodles
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Bad at my job bad at my hobbies bad at maintaining interpersonal relationships and what’s left…
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Sorry I physically cannot resist saying something nasty…. How can you tear the skin off gods beautiful gift but refuse to bear the sweet fragrance against your own skin that it leaves in return….putting up an alien plastic barrier between yourself and nature
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Poor guy is backed up beyond belief. If I was this full of shit id straight up kms
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It breaks my heart that girls get all dressed up to go to the bar and look so stunningly beautiful but nobody will go up to them anymore
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97 year old bakery on Mars still serves glorp the old fashioned way
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This was the milk they were talking about.. this is the milk from that hotel… this milk is like that band
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Enjoying the beauty of the world around me in La Jolla this morning
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I’m gonna start making guys break down a cardboard box on the first date
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He has been vindicated
Vaping does not harm pregnant women or babies, shocking study claims
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@gabishiner
I have had all things related to her muted for years and yet it does absolutely nothing. I’m convinced she’s paying someone off to force her content through the filters
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@noleftairpod
Putting the tape at 6’2 and telling them it’s 6ft so they don’t get too comfortable >>>
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How do I get my boobs to look like this in clothes
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This is what your aunt is watching on Facebook 15 hours a day
Caretaker recorded this footage a few hours after their beloved doggo passed away
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@badnaomibad
He is quoted talking about his adoration of women over and over. He was the baddest and the realest
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Trying to find a picture of the work schedule among 1000 selfies and pictures of my boobs I took this week
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Affirming my gender by watching the boys play video games all day and now going shopping with the girls
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This is the funniest stand up bit I’ve ever watched
accounts with 3 followers: ugh making pedophile jokes? you’re just a shitty edgelord and you’ll never make it in comedy like that
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THE ONLY POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO LOVE AND TO BE LOVED. That is all we have. That is all we have in the face of the end of the world.
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@bxsel
It literally was the depression olympics then what are people talking about. U couldn’t escape 2014 without an eating disorder and at least one mental illness
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One time I asked a guy I was talking to what his dream job was and he said “creative director” and I asked of what and he was like “anything”
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Psych!! I actually already got one.
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When u start peeling a fragrant clementine in class and everyone turns and gives u that clementine stare
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Biked 15 miles to go the nude beach again today, started a new book, drove to coney, rode the steeplechase and the wonder wheel, drove home. These are the only pictures I took today.
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@MeganBitchell
Men hate when I go to a party with them and everyone wants to talk to me and I’m making new friends everywhere and they say let’s just go home even though I’m having so much fun
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Okay here ya go. Please refrain from commenting on things in the background
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@violentlyepic
What you do with your own body does not necessarily reflect how you see other peoples’. I understand the irony here but people can have cosmetic surgery and still be body positive
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@fruitcontent
When ur eating an animal I think u gotta accept that it’s gonna have the qualities of an animal
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If you’re replying with any variation of “me” to this just know I’m exploding you with my mind
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Had a dream there was a new meme and it was just celebrities pinky toes falling out of their heels on red carpets with the caption “Oh No”
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God intended us to eat a certain amount of bugs and by historical standards we’re eating significantly below that
Love to discover the protein when I’ve almost finished the box 🫠
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Never been an art fan in my life. This graffiti on a myrtle Ave porta potty makes me emotional.
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This is a custom piece my bestie made for my birthday sorry guys
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Sitting on the couch after work beer in one hand, the other shoved into my pants while I watch tv is when i understand and accept my father most radically and unconditionally
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IF YOURE STILL IN LINE FOR NELSONS BE MINE KISSING BOOTH STAY IN LINE!!!!!!!
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