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The Replacements had all the elements for commercial success with Tim and Let It Be but their success was cut short when they got permanently banned from SNL after a drunken set
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mariana
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Not only am I gonna look back in anger but I'm also gonna put my life in the hands of a rock n roll band bitch
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layla
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Bikini tan line already fading. It's always some bullshit
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@doemisu
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She was right.
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@doemisu
small wet animal
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Sometimes you are lowkey lacking The Vitamin
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@fablesimulation
The Simulation
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So excited to announce today on @CNBC @SquawkCNBC with @andrewrsorkin that Showrunner is building a noncommercial & academic AI reconstruction of the lost holy grail of cinema: The lost 43 minutes of ORSON WELLES’ ruined masterpiece THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS
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@pastapilled
mariana
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do you think I have forgotten do you think I have forgotten do you think I have forgotten about you
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mariana
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Bartender was hitting on me but then I remembered he's a bartender, he's just doing his job
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@pastapilled
mariana
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just had a proper meal after being at work for 10 hours. feeling much better. I'm sorry for wishing death upon my coworkers earlier
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mariana
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We're all somebody's coworker that needs to die
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mariana
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coworkers with a sense if urgency #plus
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@pastapilled
mariana
4 days
Just fell on my knees and yelled me and who
@biconicwomann
Riki
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a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"
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mariana
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Bro did you seriously just spike my cortisol levels
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@Captaivian
Cairn
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Perform for me, male
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@pastapilled
mariana
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there's a heartbreak epidemic
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mariana
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I changed my WhatsApp profile picture to a bikini pic and my mom blocked me
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@pastapilled
mariana
7 days
please drunk subtweet me tonight
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@pastapilled
mariana
7 days
Hinge is fried, none of these people are him
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@ImSmilingRn
Sam 🎴
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having tinnitus is like oh you like listening to music huh? heres a song for ya jackass, it goes eeeeeee
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mariana
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Oh so you suddenly all want to follow me on Instagram! I see
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mariana
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The universe told me You're not chopped
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@C00LGlRL
Lily
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what the hell sure
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mariana
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so what kinda pies you been into lately
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