Wil Sylvince
@wilsylvince
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You scream I'm lazy, you must be crazy! Thought I was a donut, you tried to glaze me! - RAKIM ° God ° Family ° Health ° Comedy ° Technology
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I just collected my 1st NFT! Thank you
@trevorjonesart
for the opportunity! Excited to continue to learn and collect more art from you. Can't wait to see what you have next! Thank you to
@niftygateway
@crypt_gallery
@kingofmidtown
&
@vasiamakris
for the intro!
#iammaurice
#nft
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Have you ever noticed that a woman's "be ready in 5 minutes" & a man's "be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same.
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facebook brought WhatsApp for $19 billion. Dummys!!! They could have downloaded it for free!
#whosTheFool
#19BillionRyouSerious
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“Be true to yourself without doing wrong by others” - Patrice O’Neal
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BREAKING NEWS:
#1
on the BILLBOARD CHARTS! Patrice O'Neal
#UNRELEASED
#PatriceOneal
#comedy
#GOAT
#comedygenius
...
http://t.co/dd8aHnoPn2
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My first Australian newspaper write up!!!
OK... it's really about Shawn & Marlon Wayans but they did mention me....
http://t.co/yCDYpnZqWH
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"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." RIP Nelson Mandela
#NelsonMandela
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Thank you!
Went to
@Trevornoah
with my wife in Durham last night. He was as funny and insightful as I knew he would be.
The host,
@wilsylvince
, was also hilarious so a fantastic time all around!
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2nite on Fox
@lucasbros
annimation
@LucasBrosOnFox
MOVING COMPANY. I play
@eddiemurphy
's limo driver & a bad cop!
http://t.co/azYm2ZXigF
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No matter how good of a woman you are, you will never be good enough to a man who isn't ready.
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Thank you and your mom 🖤🖤🖤
THANKFUL tonight for: The brilliantly funny
@Trevornoah
&
@wilsylvince
for making mom & I laugh so much on a bittersweet, God given gift of a trip.🥹For the woman who found & returned my phone. For the equally loud & giggly couple next to me! Happy we get to go again mañana💜🙏🏼
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Toronto Mayor Ford said he smoked crack 1 time. It like saying I ate 1 delicious chocolate chip cookie once only!
#crackmayor
#whyUdoDis
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ThankU all who wishMe
#HBD
#Sagittarius
whatThey say bout us in scopes notTrue
#ButtNakedDay
#OutTheVajDay
#GreyBalls
http://t.co/JrPlNS3vHH
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Never break your back for a person who wouldn't scratch yours.
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Romney's 5 pt plan:
1) To the left
2)Take it back now ya'll
3) Right foot let's stomp
4) Left foot let's stomp
5) Cha Cha now ya'll
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Out hanging with Katy Perry & John Mayer at the Comedy cellar because they love Haitians! OK... let me rephr
http://t.co/bCPTIjua
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"Women expect us to like them but they don't even like each other" - Patrice O'neal
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I heard that you have a pic of a girl above your toilet to help you pee. Is that true?
#AskRKelly
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Whats up my brother! AUS in MAR! RT
@PimpDaddii
: Sup to my Haitian brother
@wilsylvince
. Hope to see u in March back in Australia
#Melbourne
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At the
@NYCComedyCellar
with
@chrisrock
@demetrimartin
@realjeffreyross
David Chappelle - kicking comedy pol
http://t.co/fWecnxsd
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One of the greatest under rated comedy minds of our time- RIP
@yourunclejames
@TruthPasteTV
.
#JamesHannah
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Your life actually begins when you start believing in yourself.
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Thanks all who came out 2 Patrice Oneal Benefit last night!
#epic
#comedy
#PatriceOneal
#Love
#PatriceLivesOn
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We miss you when you here and miss you even more when you left 2 years ago today - Patrice O'neal
http://t.co/ej8zdIG8QG
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Dope! Where was this?
@wilsylvince
10 years ago to the day! Can’t wait to catch another show soon..hope everything is going great with you Wil!
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Well, Earth being flat explains how Santa got around so easily
My uncle is telling my nephews Santa isn’t real while being a flat earther
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we're falling in love every 3 Thursday for now on!
@MissHustlenflow
@wilsylvince
I'm gonna make u a Tshirt that says I <3 MELBON
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Change is always welcome when it's for moving positively forward!
#changeForTheBest
#itsAboutTime
#WhatAreYouWaitingFor
#ItsBrokeSoFixIt
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Happy YOU day D!
And thank you
@Sara_Carreon1
@wilsylvince
at the Comedy Cellar in 2018. Celebrated my birthday and he was amazing
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YOLO: You Only Live Once is actually not correct. It should be YODO: You Only Die Once because You live everyday.
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Thank you. I never experienced anything like this.
@Trevornoah
@bookmyshow
A HUGE apology to
@wilsylvince
who must've felt awful, thinking the crowd was booing him. No no, we just couldn't understand ANY THING of what you were saying, thassall. The sound system SUCKED. Most of all, thank you for the
#bidetlove
- clean butts for all!
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Thank you! Sun roof is open
@wilsylvince
@trevorjonesart
@niftygateway
@crypt_gallery
@KingOfMidtown
@vasiamakris
Congrats! What a way to start your journey!! 👑
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Me and
@steveo
smashing the crowds at Carolines this weekend!
#funny
#comedy
#jackass
#WhyUDoDis
@…
http://t.co/2mkBulWJGM
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I try to love those who hate me because when I hate who hate me no one wins.
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Chilling with 2 major
#legends
@DamonkWayans
&
@kimwayans
at
#AHauntedHouse
movie premiere!
http://t.co/UZAMHLYk
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#WhatMakesABlackGirlMad
Telling her I have 2 spend da nite @ my baby mommas crib so I can B a father 2 my seed who I havent seen in 6 months
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AUS get excited - Sydney just been added w/Perth! I hopping ur way. Tix here
http://t.co/mh61BJe2tb
@Syd_Comedy_Fest
http://t.co/9TsgHdSAND
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Guess who's back?!? I will be in Australia for the first time for the
@PerthComedyFest
! Tix on sale Wed 5 Feb at 9am!
http://t.co/TD8Pingmyk
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Love is not about sex, fancy dates, or buying nice things. It’s about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can.
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“Do what makes you feel good, and it will trickle down to others” - Patrice O’Neal
http://t.co/wGkNTrmYCM
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Thank you for the support!
@Prince_Jaaffy
Yeah I saw Shawn and marlon at homecoming in college. It was a looong time ago but
@wilsylvince
smoked both of them easily. Marlon was ass all he did was swing the mic around and said woo to the white hoes
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I see a hot chick here at the airport in Vegas. If she let it happen, she can keep it in Vegas if she wants, but I'm telling everybody!
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Thank you Bina. It was great. Next time I'm there I'll check Sonnenallee. Let me know if you ever come to NYC
@wilsylvince
It took a second, but I found you. Thank you for the laughs! You should check out Sonnenallee for good food!
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You have to be your own hero at times, because sometimes the people you can't live without, can live without you.
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I'm happy you're ok. You're amazing ✊🏿✊🏽✊🏾
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Wow! Thank you, Tina! And thank you for the tip. I'll slow down saying my name in the future. If you're ever in NYC come laugh some more at the Comedy Cellar with me 🖤🖤🖤
@wilsylvince
Oh yay!! We've all been talking about how hilarious you were but none of us caught your name.
How we gonna know when you come back this way?
And I just read an article about you & your journey. Blessings to you, sir.
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ThankU
@KungFuKomedy
@andycurtain
@TurnerBSparks
! Tour was successful because KFK showed professionalism!
#Whaaaatuh
!
http://t.co/d7y49rci1E
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HBD shoutout 2 my 1st love with- mom! Mom & dad share the same birth month
#1mom
#1dad
#TrueLoveNeverDies
#birthday
http://t.co/d5polb8tCo
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NYE parties R like dating; U spend all dat money trying2dine her then when ur finally in ur like I couldve stay home & JerkOff
#HappyNewYear
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Thanks
@wilsylvince
@trevorjonesart
@niftygateway
@crypt_gallery
@KingOfMidtown
@vasiamakris
Welcome to our World Wil.
You got yourself an amazing Artwork from a legendary Artist as a 1st NFT. Congrats💯💯💯
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You think your dreams are gonna wake up with you? You better wake up and go get them!
#StopDreamingAndStartLivingIt
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Tired of having a big butt? Well come laugh ur ass off with comedy legend
@DamonkWayans
@Vinnie_Brand
& myself at
@StressFactoryCC
Fri - Sun
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Started with a belly now it's gone! Throw Back Thursday - threw that fat back!
#TBT
#ThrowBackThursday
http://t.co/0EPJmlesqg
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In New Zealand for the Wayans Brothers Comedy Tour with Shawn Wayans &
@marlonlwayans
#comedy
…
http://t.co/cB1W5jKv6L
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Two and half inches hit Atlanta and shut it down! Ladies size does not matter!
#thatsAllYouGot
#2andHalfMen
#SmallThingsMakeBigNoises
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WARNING!!!
#GeorgeZimmerman
is out on bail - Hide your kids, Hide your wife and hide your husbands too cause he’s killin’ errbody out there!
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It's airing again tonight!!! Please check out the new animation on Fox called the "Lucas Bros. Moving Co.". I...
http://t.co/k5gBeNMAy3
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Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
#NotThatSimple
#ButitShouldBe
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McDonald's have 1.6 MIL follows on twiter?! What happened? Who's that greedy they need McDees tweet updates?
#whyudodis
#letmefindout
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thank you Ryan!
Thx to the
@ComedyCellarUSA
for an awesome holiday weekend, and for
@wilsylvince
the MC for all the shows I went to over the weekend.
Dude had me rolling, best spy balloon bit in the business
#comedy
😆😂
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Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
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Mom&Dad taught me real <3 work hard &character is how U treat ones who can do nothing 4U. <3 &MissU
#1mom
#1dad
#TrueLoveNeverDies
#birthday
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@SryAboutLastNyt
@BrooklynWinery
@thedavidcrabb
@lucasbros
can't wait to come back. this place is great to perform in.
#Brooklyn
stand up!!
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WARNING!!! WARNING!!! George Zimmerman is out on bail - Hide your kids, Hide your wife and hide your husbands too...
http://t.co/WaurnBmE8S
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I'm here in Darwin, Australia. It's hot hot hot about 90 degrees, and I want to go walking around, see the town,...
http://t.co/1KGzS2YXAO
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GA there sir.
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Love can not be found where it doesn't exist. There's a difference between being patient with someone and wasting your time.
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Shout out to Victoria Duval, 17 year old Haitian-American upsets former champion at US Open. Her back story is...
http://t.co/I4QC2OApPA
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Thank you, Ron!
I can't wait to go back to Australia!
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Shout out to the faithful chicks who refuse to cheat on another woman's man!
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Hi Guys,
In case you wanted to know where I will be performing in China below are the dates, times, and...
http://t.co/TQQgJ75KJt
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Don't beg for anyone to stay in your life. If they want to be a part of your life, they will stay.
Love who loves you.
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Ladies if U secretly have a crush on me, now's the time 2 reveal it! Keeping it a secret dont help U or I.
#HurryUpGirl
#IfUThinkUrLonelyNow
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Come and follow me around for real RT
@natalielobianco
:
@wilsylvince
I was stalking you today..
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Why still hate interracial dating? When you <3 someone you just do. There R no maybe's, no but's & No Why's
#StopHate
http://t.co/sWg8r8kEB0
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Gm 4
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Because of my nappy beard they messed around teasing me and nickname Django Unchained until the real…
http://t.co/qem08cMBjm
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On stage @ the Patrice O'Neal benefit. SOLD OUT SHOW
@billburr
@jimnorton
@RichVos
@robertkelly
@iamcolinquinn
&more
http://t.co/7sC8Tr16
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Check out
@MarlonWayans
in what has to be the funniest skit of the year!
http://t.co/Yn5iFyMWQK
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The crown is NFTs. Thank you
@wilsylvince
@trevorjonesart
@niftygateway
@crypt_gallery
@KingOfMidtown
@vasiamakris
Nice! Welcome to the NFTs. You picked a good one for your first. 👑🔥
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