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I'm never opening my heart up to anyone ever again.
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HATERS and LOSERS in the comments don't want me to be happy. "sHe bReAcHeD HeR CoDe oF ConDuCt WheN ShE LeT YoU BrEacH HeR LaBiA MaJOrA" MIND YOUR BUSINESS
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Just made a pizza what do you guys think (for men only, women plz don't respond)
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@airbagged
All those anime designs are completely generic and 100% forgettable and unrecognizable for who they're supposed to represent even within their context. Jen's designs would be recognizable even to people who have never seen a video game in their entire life.
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@SomeTweeter420
Yeahh I have this problem too, it really sucks. I just inhale it and then I'm stuck sitting there looking stupid
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@PineCellar
My "I didn't cum on my cat" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt. So I'm taking this shit to LinkedIn
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@esjesjesj
He tweeted from his alt about how good the algo is, then he went and agreed with it on his main, then he used his alt to tell him that he's doing a good job 💀
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Guys I've been seeing her for like five years, she knows me. I was trying to diffuse the tension with humor to try to charm her. It's one of my "moves".
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@schizarella
I've heard reports that she let him work it, and that he put his thang down, flipped it and reversed it.
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@esjesjesj
Idk why they're too scared to say it on X, the Everything App. No one here gets punished for it.
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@psychic_pussy69
I keep hoping I'll wake up any minute to find it's just a nightmare, and yet..
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@BriannaWu
Wanting the people doing genocide to simply stop doing that is "extremist". Interesting.
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Hey can you guys please send me 8000 more pictures of James Gandolfini they're really helping
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@esjesjesj
Funny thing for a guy who's received billions of dollars directly from the government to say.
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@esjesjesj
You can tell he has no principles just based on how much effort he puts into trying to convince people he does.
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@generalslug
These are the type of people who just leave a blender running in their kitchen for "ambiance" and call everyone else crazy.
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Many have taken this as an invitation to tell me the details of their fantasies involving medical professionals. This is a mistake.
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@Very__Regular
It really says a lot about how these people see themselves. They actually take a weird kind of pride in it like they're trying to force a sense of accomplishment within themselves. They argue about who the better prompter is, etc. It's sad.
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"I only offered that woman a horse for sex to improve probable civilization lifespan"
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@danghentschel
Well she shoulda thought of that before she chose to be poor, Dan. Not your fault.
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@airbagged
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What is the Sour Patch Kids' lore? Do they look forward to being eaten? Is the sour a defense mechanism to protect them from predators? Much to think about
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@GreatCheshire
Love MMOs for stuff like that. During the early days of Ultima Online there was an event where the normally invulnerable king NPC was being controlled by a dev and a player attacked and killed him because the dev forgot toggle invuln on, then they made that part of the lore.
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@BirdRespecter
You can completely abuse your power and privilege as an officer to your own ends, as corrupt as you want to be, and the worst Kim will do is simply disapprove of it. He might not be in the 40% but he is in the 100% that turn a blind eye to it.
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@airbagged
"You think you're so cool? Well look at all these pictures of you kicking my ass."
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@blandCinema
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@Iron_Stylus
Wow, guess we should be thanking you. I'd rather not be playing games about having sex with animals.
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@esjesjesj
So he's clearly never watched Anchorman either. He's so desperate to be seen as "hip" that he just name-drops random pop culture references whenever.
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Look at this fucken burrito, man. Insurance isn't gonna cover this 💀
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@PineCellar
Just to prove I've never done anything weird with a cat, here's a nude picture of me holding my dick for some reason. So do I get the job or not?
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A Twitter post highlighting how Elon personally manipulates the algorithm gains traction and he coincidentally goes to agree with a 4mo old post from his burner acct about how he doesn't do that, which he then replies to himself agreeing with himself, then high fives himself.
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@esjesjesj
It's not, I'm 100% certain. In his spaces and his Diablo streams it is clearly Elon. Elon even hosted a space from his little kid account but conveniently didn't speak even once in a 4 hour period, unquestionably out of character for Elon, but Adrian wouldn't shut up.
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