"Come on bro, sit on me. Just sit on me bro, it'll be normal. I'm just a normal chair bro, please... I need to... feel you" - this chair

Elon Musk is gay as hell for making X use Hearts for approval. Bet he "likes" a bunch of dudes posts

Pov: You're a cop making america great again

I feel like the verification codes for this site should be picked up in the sewer amongst rats and cockroaches

Also he wanted a "Big Fat Pussy"

One time, while I was working landscaping I remember one of the guys spending 40 minutes describing what the perfect pussy would look like. Queue me saying "it sounds like you want a vagina" and him taking a swing at me immediately

Its weird the amount of a cuck you have to be to consider supporting the side that wants to increase your bank fees

"You post like you've got a lot of hate" Thats because I hate you

Pov your ride to the RNC just told you he needs to keep you as a pet instead of accepting gas money:

I remembered I can just post whatever on here. You guys ever wonder why Elon's body looks like that? I feel like he's smuggling jello in his ribcage

Becoming a GOP member and comandeering the airport gloryhole

What I don't get is instead of just sucking off random, why don't more Republicans just find a steady husband?

Why did they make him look so cool?

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This accounts going to be mostly reposts. For the actual posts they'll be on bsky. Im just a dude with enough energy to shittily do one social media, there ain't no way I'm trying two. Dms are still here

@daringlucile

i will work neither smarter nor harder

pixel wallpapers? Pixel wallpapers!

“but what if your irls find your twitter???” bro i am so much worse in person