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@KatyMontgomerie
Ironic how the "protect the kids" crowd also passionately supports child abuse.
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@SteveinChippers
@KatyMontgomerie
This is the most embarrassing self report Ive seen this year
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What do you guys think he used the single piece of wood for?
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"Still punk as fuck" I whisper, after getting excited for a new dish sponge
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Putting myself in the taco bell cage after I scare the hoes with my lore
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@halomancer1
Honestly in the running for the best feature on the site, its like a fact based ratio
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@CantEverDie
What gets me is that none of these will hit putin, who is safe in a bunker in a different country
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@halomancer1
From the party that brought you, "fentanyl, just looking at it can kill you!", and "Vaccines give you autism!" comes "hrt it doesnt do anything, but also it ruins you"
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@TheLadyFeral
Why does every transphobe immediately fold like laundry under the slightest pressure?
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@robertoblake
@exbreakfast
Take it from this guy who creates shit people hate seeing. Ads are obligatory, and its immoral to skip them.
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@doxie_gay
@Scoobydouchebag
He looks like the owner of a failing subway, he looks like he sits outside of high-schools hitting on teen girls, he looks like someone gave a suit to a gym teacher, he looks like his beard gave up on carrying his jawline, he looks like the personification of the cuck chair, h-
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@KatyMontgomerie
Why is it every piece of AI art just completely misses the point? It's like you have to completely abandon any media literacy to use it
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@halomancer1
Them: I'm an alpha male, I take charge and decide whats what
Also them: pwease daddy matt, tell me how to be a man
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What's the matter babe you haven't touched your frogizza?
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@GoddammitBaz
@no_goblins
Slippy is getting that mind shattering gorkgork. He is going to be calling her at all hours of the day and night. My mans is ruined
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@PussyDeplore
@kattotrappo
Your bio and online experience completely revolves around trans people.
Every post for the last 3 days was about trans people
You don't even know what normal looks like at this point, you're spending hours talking about genitals online with people who hate you.
Seek therapy
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You alright babe? You haven't touched your benadryl jello yet
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@I_Am_CyberSmith
Every piece of AI art feel like the invention of the digital camera.
Before, you had people think hard about what they wanted to make. After, you had people taking selfies in front of dead grandmas.
Its super powerful, it just feels like the most unimaginative people use it.
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@Alex__Pitti
@rrraub
@DestinyDreadful
@SaraSchon
@svershbow
Things shareholders need to eat:
A.rat poison
B. The barrel of a gun
C. Their own tongues
D. Food.
I'll give you one hint
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@no_goblins
The author is always some guy who looks like he went to Halloween parties dressed as hitler
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@I_Am_CyberSmith
Because it looks like someone said "man and child stare at large antlered beast in the wilderness". Not "I want to represent the impact and largeness of this, I know the mechanisms to inspire awe and I have something I want to say with this"
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@0xblomov
@JUNlPER
@Jags24Asare
Nazi: I hate people based on their innate properties
Transphobe: I hate people based on their innate properties
Internet chucklefuck: these are totally different!
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@powcampsurvivor
@halomancer1
I feel like i would need several degrees in psychology to unpack all of this
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@JUNlPER
Hes right, smash is trans dominated and its so fucking cool. The tournaments feel really good to be at and everyone is really nice and helpful
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Guys: online dating doesn't work
Their dating profile:
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What's the first track on this guy's self-titled album?
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@itsSaulGoodman
@x12345678998765
You think the guy who doesn't pay his rent, severence, or any creator he steals from, is going to pay him?
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"Become Woke's worst nightmare"
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@billybrizzle420
Homeschooling uses adults who think the world is 2000 years old to make kids who don't know basic math
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@halomancer1
Why does he look like a disney villain that wants to open a slavery themed amusement park?
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@hausofdecline
He's the silly guy who gives you impulsive thoughts like "shit on the floor" and "start a savings account"
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@I_Am_CyberSmith
I mean if what they wanted to say was "boy and man stare and large beast" sure.
My standard is super low, its dictated by how much a person cares about or hates what they create. AI art doesn't (usually) have that because AI artists don't (usually) care.
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Imagine getting paid minimum wage to psychologically ruin people
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@halomancer1
Just when I thought he couldn't get anymore depressing He's living his life in a loop so predictable his Wikipedia article is a guide to it.
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@gallandguile
Probably because a lot of people on this open forum actually have experiences outside of "I like to shit on disabled people"
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@garcia_gabrieli
Nope, it's about being a gorilla that strips screws. I understand why you'd think that though
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My landlord increasing rent on the trashcan I'm living in from 1000 to 1500
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Why does my mom have a capo if she doesn't play guitar?
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Guy who's too racist to think of engagement bait: What's your favorite slur?
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@WorldsLastNight
@daniellecanyell
Well, considering that it was easier to buy a house during the great depression, soldiers in ww2 barely had to fight, oh and that economy they built was destroyed by boomers leaving the first generation to do worse than their parents.
Good try though.
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@CantEverDie
How is elon must upset about using someone else's money when his entire company is three government subsidiaries in a trenchcoat?
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@puppybf2103
No, we're getting married. You'll have to get your own, they sell them at the liquor store that used to be an aldis
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