Whenever the baristas are yelling names too loud, I tell them my name is “Omaha” and then wait a second before I walk up to get my coffee so they have to yell it twice.
@bicksflix
The only part of the movie that completely removed me was this. Such an easy decision to do a Flair voiceover in this moment. Backstage and in ring, the actor is fine. But this promo is atrotious.
It is with great excitement and gratitude, I announce I have accepted a full time position with
@Footballguys
as Community Ambassador! The opportunity to be full time in the fantasy football industry is a dream. Thank you to
@Football_Guys
and the FBG team for this opportunity!
@13o13
i saw Midsommar with a friend, parted ways with a hand shake, took a poop, went home, played hide and go seek with my daughter, cooked dinner, did bath time, did storytime, put together a 500 piece puzzle-- and through all of that i never once stopped thinking about Florence Pugh
Now that The Super Mario Bros. Movie made 205 million this holiday weekend, doubling its original budget, can we go ahead an announce the Mario Cinematic Universe movie we’re all waiting for…
Will the fourth time be the charm!? Either way, elated to be invited to
#SFB14
. Thank you to
@ScottFish24
.
I will be attending the Live Draft in Fort Lauderdale. If you are in the area and want to draft with me, please come out! Would love to see you there!
@republicattak
@LEGO_Group
hey man, I saw your video and it broke my heart. I have one of the millennium falcon’s on your list. No box. I built a few years back that’s just sitting on my shelf and I’d like to send it to you to help your collection grow back
Since Cal Ripken is trending. My friend
@jonstronglives
interviewed him in 2016 for a doc. He said nothing but good things about him. This was right before my first daughter was born. I was sent this:
People were in such a rush to make their Zach Wilson jokes today, they neglected to consider the people actually involved. What is the status of the friendship between Lisa Wilson and her best friend? Is the former girlfriend ok? How sore are Zach’s hands from all the high fives?
I had someone reach out to me today with some basic questions about starting a podcast and how to get images for graphics. After I answered him and he thanked me, I left him with this advice. I wanted to share it with everyone because I 100% believe it:
The joke I made to my wife walking out of BARBIE:
"Watch Gosling get nominated and Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie get shut out"
...just happened. The Academy needs a REAL man in the mirror moment because the whole idea and premise of Barbie completely flew over their heads.
This is why I roll my eyes at this Travis+Taylor discourse. My oldest daughter found a love of football via Taylor Swift this year. She excited for the Super Bowl for the first time. I could care less how she got there. I am just glad she arrived.
My six year old daughter is going to be running a fantasy football team with me this year. She came up with our team name all by herself:
Alligator Bubble Gum!
This is going to be great!
A year ago I was sitting at like 150 followers. I’m just a goofy dad who loves him some fantasy football and movies. Whether you followed me for advice, friendship, or entertainment (Oh, hi!) it means the world to me to know you. Have a great Tuesday everyone!!!
The coldest take is the “SNL used to be funny” crowd. It’s funny. It’s been consistently funny for almost 50 years now. What you’re remembering is an accumulation of your favorite skits of a period. Every episode has misses and hits. Consistently. This is how it works.
Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph, and Jimmy Fallon had left within the previous few seasons.
I give you the 2006 version of:
“SNL isn’t funny anymore”
Tell fourteen year old Joey, “One day you’ll live in a house with a hot brunette and two cute blondes and it’ll be even better than what you are imagining right now.”
Feeling thankful this morning.
Suspicion is growing the Carolina Panthers will be using their sixth overall pick for a quarterback in the 2022 Draft. They’ve said their quarterback of the future should know how to cook, know when to be quiet, and needs to know how to lead.
my four year old daughter said she wants to do a draft with me. she wonders "how our draft would do". i don't care if that team loses every week. we are doing it.
RIP Tom Sizemore.
Secretly incredible csv from 1989 to 1999:
- Born on the Fourth of July
- Blue Steel
- Pointe Break
- True Romance
- Natural Born Killers
- Strange Days
- Devil With A Blue Dress
- HEAT!!!
- Saving Private Ryan
-Bringing Out the Dead
Smash: Courtland Sutton WR27
Smash: Jerry Jeudy WR28
Russell Wilson has supported two Top 20 wide receivers in the past (even two WR1’s once!) and he can and has every opportunity to do so again.
I’m honestly in tears right now. Thanks to
@Razzball
for giving me what I assume was the push over the hump after five years of trying to get in. So excited to help promote
@ToysForTots_USA
Thank you
@ScottFish24
and
@RyanMc23
for all you do. The Joey Wright is
#SFB11
bound!
The outpourings of love towards me because of
#ffexpo21
have been unexpected and mean a lot to me. I had one meeting over the weekend I wasn't going to mention on here as I wanted to keep it to myself, but then I thought maybe they need to hear how they made an impact. A thread:
Just landed back home from a work trip. What an amazing thing to see when the G’s hit my phone. Thank you for the invite
@ScottFish24
Looking forward to helping raise some money to get those tots some toys!
#SFB12
Thanks to ALL the
@Footballguys
who put up with me and let me be your guide for the weekend! Planning this Retreat was a challenge, but I am already overflowing with ideas to make 2025 even better! Special thanks to Joe, Barbara, Taylor, and Jake for your partnership in all this!
Adding "Fantasy Sports Writers Association Member" to my resume is truly an honor. A big thank you to the
@FSWA
,
@andybehrens
, and honestly, my beautiful wife for allowing this to happen.
Heck, Andy you are beautiful too.
Nine years ago, I married the best girl. She’s given me two beautiful daughters and countless memories. In good times and bad, she’s always there for me. Getting to see her at the end of the day today was really needed. Every day is great because I’m with her. Love you
@BAMM3433
@AndrewPollackFL
@GovRonDeSantis
My wife is a Florida school teacher. Two of her coworkers are in the ICU with COVID. Constant state of about 20% of her class quarantined at home. DeSantis has the schools open but that isn’t successful. It’s dangerous and wreckless.
Happy Ten Year Wedding Anniversary
@BAMM3433
!!! You’ve made me a husband, father, and overall better person. Anything I’ve accomplished has been because you’ve supported and helped me do it! Love you!!!
@Fitz_FF
Mike Evans is my favorite player of all-time at this point. That being said, if he were to leave Tampa Bay… I’d be happy if he gets a ring or two more with Mahomes and the Chiefs.
The upcoming
@Footballguys
Retreat also marks my one year anniversary with the company. I joined the team SIX days before the event last year and
@Football_Guys
made sure I felt like I was welcome to join. It has been a tremendous year that saw me achieving my dream. 1/
Story time! This is
@FFChalupaBatman
and I. Two years ago we met via the
@FFToday
Podcast League. Zach had won his spot from the previous year’s Listener’s League and I won my spot writing a manifesto/love letter on “Why
@daverichard
Should Run A Team With Me.” Neither Zach or 1/
My favorite response I get when interacting with the FF community as either myself or
@Footballguys
account is:
“Wow! I didn’t think you’d respond! Thank you!”
I was, and still am, someone looking for answers. Being known and remembered as a “helper” is something I want to be.
🏆 Excited to share that Footballguys has been recognized at the 2023
@FSGAtweets
Awards!
✍️ Best Written Content (Midsized)
🏆 Best Product Experience (Midsized)
Congrats to the entire team, our subscribers, and the FSGA. Without them, these honors would not be possible!
I have been overwhelmed by the response of everyone today. If I haven't replied to you yet, I promise to say thank you to each and every one of you! Have a great FIRST GAME EVERYONE!!!
It is with great excitement and gratitude, I announce I have accepted a full time position with
@Footballguys
as Community Ambassador! The opportunity to be full time in the fantasy football industry is a dream. Thank you to
@Football_Guys
and the FBG team for this opportunity!