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Joined January 2008
Knowing there's baseball tomorrow caused me to run thru a wall. So, 1) I have to fix that wall hole 2) My shoulder is dislocated 3) The people at Kool Aid are suing me for trademark infringement. Our projections are locked and loaded for the new season:.
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@RealSkipBayless You should be fired and ostracized for the rest of your life for this tweet.
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Bad news for Edwin Diaz, there’s a better closer entrance happening in Minny — Jhoan Duran 🔥
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The dedication to memorize this is unparalleled in today’s world
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@mmschocolate My son left his wife for a handful of purple M&M's and now you're going to just change them!? Now?!.
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btw watched roughly 60 hours baseball in the last week plus and I don’t even know what I’m supposed to be buying from Strauss.
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Looks like Reese McGuire.
The Alejandro Kirk bobblearm is definitely one of the cooler giveaways this season
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Bobby Witt Jr. extension shows small-market teams can and should make big moves. Column:
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Alex Bregman getting $275 million over eight years from the Rockies and becoming a -0.1 WAR player is gonna hit like crack.
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Tim Anderson really put 'em up against a guy who's been on the record saying if he didn't hit when he was a kid, he was chased home by armed bettors.
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MLB owners turn their pockets inside out to show they have no money and an Apple TV deal accidentally falls out.
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MLB is thriving, check out these last three deals for shortstops. Carlos Correa to SF — 13 years, $350m.Carlos Correa to NYM — 12 years, $315m.Carlos Correa to Min — 6 years, $200m.
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@GregAbbott_TX The social media person who suggested this tweet for you, mocks you behind your back.
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Former MLB pitcher gets barreled up for 2nd hit in 7 at bats to barstool blogger
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cc: @POTUS.
Out Bat Dog, Layla, is retiring at the age of 13 after six years of service 🐾. Come see her at her last game on July 19th. We will present her with a special treat, there will be opportunities for photos, and more! . For discounted advance tickets, visit
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The Aaron Rodgers, Marcus Stroman, Kyrie Irving group chat goes wild.
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"Why can't the protests be peaceful?". Athletes walk out peacefully. "I will never buy another ticket to a sporting event ever!".
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Anthony Rendon hates baseball. He's got problems with its pace, with the number of games, it's never been a priority for him. Despises baseball. Which is why I'd like to be the first person to welcome Anthony Rendon as the 11th Commissioner in the history of Major League Baseball.
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Who are some of your favorite little guys.
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It took three weeks for the Mets thumbs down to be noticed bc they only did it when they did something good and they never did anything good and I’m dying.
Javy Báez rips a leadoff single to start off the 2nd. (it also appears there's a new dugout celebration, the 👎)
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@EvasTeslaSPlaid @elonmusk This list looks like it was put together by a poll taken by 1st graders.
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Justin Verlander from 2006 until November 2019: Outspoken about juiced balls; hitters crowding the plate; Cy Young voting; Uber prices; Trevor Bauer; Tim Anderson bat flips; overaggressive baserunning; basically, everything. Justin Verlander since scandal: New phone who dis.
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Trevor Bauer got sent down hahahahahahahahavavava cmon bro hahahabahaha what? Hahahahahaba
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Matt Holliday saying he wishes he stuck it out and played at the same time as Jackson. Well, Matt, I have a surprise for you! Have you seen the White Sox lineup?.
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Any attorney worth their JD would have a court howling over “Probably false allegations”
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Kinda cool of Kyle Schwarber to hit that ball to Los Angeles to make the Dodgers feel like they’re participating.
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Jackie Robinson.6× All-Star.WS champion.NL MVP.ROY.NL batting champion.No. 42 retired by all MLB teams.Major League Baseball All-Century Team.1940 UCLA football leader in rushing and passing.2x PAC-12 leading basketball scorer. gives away what they're saying when they say DEI.
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Deal is a deal. With Philly going to Biden, we’re going to pack the court with Gritty
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Jack Flaherty talks trash to Manny, Will Smith talks trash to Jurickson Profar, Dodgers fans throw beer cans at Padres players, then Manny tosses a warmup ball in the general vicinity of the Dodgers’ dugout that barely makes it there it’s so lightly tossed—MANNY IS EVIL
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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg Weak comeback but I’m surprised you could muster any after being reduced to rubble.
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rooting for Danny Jansen to steal on Danny Jansen after Danny Jansen is called for catcher's interference on Danny Jansen, then come home on a single and have a Danny Jansen/Danny Jansen collision at the plate to set right this space-time continuum.
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Red Sox front office writes apology. Jarren Duran shrugs, sure, I'm sorry, if you say so then wears this shirt.
After getting suspended for 2 games for aiming homophobic slur at Fenway fan, Jarren Duran chose to wear this shirt in his pregame presser today.
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Oh no not the “outfielder holding up fingers to indicate the number of outs” trolling
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Julio Urias was third in Cy Young voting last year. The usual suspects disappear
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About to make a shortcut on my phone to reply to everyone: Yes, I know the Taylor Swift album slaps.
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Nick Castellanos’s wife is asking people to stop making the 4-0 ballgame joke and it’s going as well as you’d imagine.
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ESPN has become your Facebook Uncle.
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Hello Mr. October, Yordan Alvarez.
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@MollyMcKew Without a touch of irony, standing by the Berlin Wall that was celebrated for being torn down.
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Every sport needs that one athlete that’s good but is just there for negativity, bad vibes, and chaos.
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The translator convincingly pretending to write down what Ohtani is saying like he doesn’t have the statement
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Around 20 years ago they stopped putting pitchers in the hall of fame, no one knows why.
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Imagine having this much confidence on your first career homer and it being warranted
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70 plus years after death, Josh Gibson just surpassed everyone as the greatest hitter of all-time.
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Billy this is Fernando Tatís Jr. He could have been an MVP caliber player but he got ringworm.
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If you like what Trevor Bauer does on Twitter, but think Marcus Stroman is too much, you’re telling on yourself.
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People acting like Justin Verlander's 3rd no-hitter was stamping his ticket to Cooperstown are hilarious. He was a lock for the Hall of Fame when he posed nude in the mirror with Kate Upton.
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Finally the smart MVP conversation brought to you by MLB Network — Vlad Jr. is the MVP because he’s in the field more
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Nice to see Jackson Holliday handling his demotion well.
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People outraged that he lied and was really 19, but no one concerned that they thought they had a deal with a 14-year-old.
This is a big, big deal. As Jorge and Alden report, age fraud among international amateurs remains an issue. And this case is particularly egregious. A player who said he was 14 years old was actually 19.
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