Andy Behrens
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Novelist, floor-slapper, @YahooFantasy analyst, @FSWA president/enforcer, 2X @ToutWars winner, #TGFBI , #KingsClassic , #SFB mistake-maker. #GoHawks
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Still thinking about this absolute DIME from Caitlin to her brother.
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I'm hearing Spencer Rattler is very much in play for Atlanta with the 43rd overall pick tonight as the team plans for the post-Penix era.
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Not sure how many scraps are gonna be left for Davante Adams after the big dog eats
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Yes, sure, I realize C.J. Stroud passed for a million yards and 4 TDs against Georgia, but have you considered that he did not ace a weird computer-based test none of us had previously heard of?
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Me, last month: "The quarterback position has never been this deep."
Me, seconds ago: "If I don't win this Andy Dalton waiver claim I am absolutely f-----."
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If Caleb Williams can average just 226 passing YPG while playing all 17, he will break Chicago’s single-season yardage record. The bar, it’s low.
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Every Monday: Derek Carr is dealing with nine distinct injuries, is fully immobilized and not allowed to fly.
Every Saturday: Saints doctors found a liver for Carr so he should be clear to face the Panthers, pending a pregame workout.
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So is there a process by which we can retroactively give Mike Tomlin the last eight coach of the year awards?
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I have covered the NFL for many years and been a fan for many more, and can honestly say that a Hall of Fame QB using the threat of game-show hosting as leverage to force a trade is my favorite storyline, ever.
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Hearing from a reliable league source Kyle Pitts to receive 1.5 million in Kohl's cash for No. 8.
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Texans just made the dynasty trade you only make when you're definitely not coming back to the league next year.
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Watching the Bears get trucked while Taylor Swift enthusiastically applauds is a low point I had not previously imagined.
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Tom Brady's secret history of fantasy sabotage, exposed:
2017, Week 14 - 233-1-2
2016, Week 15 - 188-0-0
2015, Week 16 - 231-1-1
2014, Week 16 - 182-1-1
2013, Week 16 - 172-1-0
2010, Week 15 - 163-2-0
2009, Week 15 - 115-1-1
2009, Week 14 - 192-1-1
2007, Week 15 - 140-0-1
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Good time to remember there was once a college football team with OBJ, Jarvis Landry, Jeremy Hill, Alfred Blue, Kwon Alexander & Tre'Davious White and they made it all the way to the Outback Bowl.
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This is another year, btw, in which the essential WR in fantasy football was drafted in the RB dead zone. Kupp in 2021, Diggs in 2020. People were sweating Mike Davis vs. Myles Gaskin vs. Cooper Kupp.
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Reminder that many NFL players—Matt Ryan and Russell Wilson come to mind—have been absolute leaders on vaccine messaging and have used their platforms responsibly on the subject. Respect to them.
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Reminder that Mohamed Sanu is the greatest passer in NFL history (among players with six or more attempts):
6-for-6, 228 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INTs, 38.0 Y/A, 158.3 rating 🐐 🐐 🐐
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Arthur Smith sending a strong message that everyone on this team will be held accountable except Arthur Smith.
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Annual reminder that an 8-team playoff bracket in a league of any size is an abomination.
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Just thinking about how Antonio Brown accidentally froze his feet and it wasn't close to the worst or weirdest Antonio Brown news that week.
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Note the eye discipline to freeze that potted plant.🚀📈
Behind the scenes at the NFL Scouting Combine 🎥
Michigan QB J.J. McCarthy throwing passes to RB Blake Corum in the convention center hallway
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Do not watch if squeamish. Rodgers somehow REMAINED IN THE GAME. No one tougher.
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Man, I just really hope Stafford, Watson and Rodgers don't get together to form a superteam.
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When Le'Veon sees a rushing lane
Trump descended a ramp extremely carefully at the end of his West Point speech today
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When Josh Gordon is suddenly available and I dunno maybe
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Drafting in a 20-team league right now and started Davante-Kittle, so there's a pretty good chance my RB1 will be like Fred Taylor.
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Absolutely huge day for the laziest manager in the dynasty league.
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Woke up to a thousand "Unsuccessful waiver claim for..." emails, so it now feels like football is officially BACK.
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It is my opinion that this Medal of Freedom recipient, who is also a member of the College and Pro Football Halls of Fame—also a 9-time Pro Bowler, 2-time Defensive Player of the Year and NFL MVP—and also a long-serving state supreme court justice, should be verified.
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How did this league survive the Taysom Hill position eligibility fiasco, or literally any stat correction ever? PUBLISH THE FULL GROUP TEXT.
Joc shares details of what happened in his fantasy football league that started his altercation with Tommy Pham today
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Five more days until we're officially past Kittle's bye. This is the hardest fantasy week of all.
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Wanna tip my cap to the IKEA desk I just assembled, the Bestå Burs. Terrific battle. A worthy adversary. It fought fair — unlike yesterday’s Tarva, a bed frame without honor.
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Underrated great moment from the 2017 NFL season: Terrance West gains 7 yards in a game his team trails 30-0. He makes the feed-me gesture. Fumbles on the next play.
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Had the best bench depth all season but it didn’t matter in the playoffs
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Look, I understand the temptation to select Williams or Maye with the first pick, but we have a generational punter in this draft, folks.
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If I was the Falcons I would simply tell the commish the internet went out and I got kicked out of the draft room and he just happened to be in my queue and can we please un-do the pick.
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I kinda feel like Detroit got one of those firsts for Stafford and the other because they agreed to take Goff.
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Goedert making a better argument tonight to abolish PPR scoring than I ever could.
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Dropped Adrian Peterson for Dexter McCluster in a league today, in case you were curious about the saddest fantasy transaction of all time.
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I'm pumped to start Zeke Elliott in all these third-place matchups, you guys. Woo. Love it when a plan comes together.
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Bill just casually sending a text that detonates the Dolphins and Giants
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Updated list of 40/40 seasons:
Jose Canseco, 1988
Barry Bonds, 1996
Alex Rodriguez, 1998
Alfonso Soriano, 2006
Kyle Schwarber, 2018-2026
Kyle Schwarber is clearly now a speed guy. Two stolen bases already today.
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Also: Carr re-downgraded from QB27 to QB28.
This will remain a Derek Carr valuation account.
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There is simply no story you can tell me about Urban Meyer's incompetence that I will not believe.
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Taylor just casually dropping a 🔥🔥🔥 new fantasy team name on us in time for the playoffs.
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Antonio Gibson hasn't missed a game in a season in which he's played through a stress fracture. Just hit 1000 scrimmage yards for the year and he's averaging 27 touches over the last four weeks. You are, under no circumstances, allowed to issue fantasy complaints about him.
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Reminder that Kittle gets Garoppolo next year and is your TE1.
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Here are the top-5 WR performances YTD vs. New England:
1. Golden Tate, 6-102-1
2. Randall Cobb, 4-86-0
3. JuJu, 6-78-0
4. Cole Beasley, 7-75-0
5. John Brown, 5-69-0
That's it. Only four WRs have reached 70 yards against the Patriots in 11 games. FOUR!
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He obviously caught that ball and it is also obviously not an NFL catch.
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When the headline says your team is "loading up for a run" at Mike Glennon.
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Not sure what unholy thing these two are workshopping here, but can't be good for anyone...
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Packers patience will be rewarded when they come out of this offseason with Cole Beasley and the withered husk of Julio Jones.
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Folks, please know my highest priority is to make sure Taysom Hill appears in the player pool for all sports in 2020-21, with QB-TE-RB-PG-SF-PF-1B-OF-RP-RW-G eligibility.
Brace yourself. Taysom Hill flex eligibility tweets are coming.
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Chargers did a great job using the bye to get literally everyone who isn't Quentin Johnston more involved in the offense.
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Exploring a class action suit on behalf of No. 1 fantasy playoff seeds who don't have byes this week because some irresponsible commissioner decided an 8-team bracket was fun.
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What is dead may never die
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Matthew Stafford has a decent/good chance to retire as the NFL's all-time passing yardage leader, just FYI. That one snuck up on me.
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Fun facts about Travis Kelce:
* He outscored the TE2 by 57.4 points in half-PPR;
* He scored twice as many points as the TE6;
* He'd be the WR3, behind only Adams and Hill;
* He outscored all but three RBs (Kamara, Cook, Henry);
* Delivered 80 yards &/or a TD in 13 of 15 games.
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When Kareem Hunt has a bye so you replace him with Crowell
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When my wife asks how the fantasy teams are doing this year
“Look we’re the fourth winningest franchise in the league since 2000. That means in the upper quartile of winners were in the top quartile of that upper quartile.”
😵💫😵💫😵💫
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Oh, hey, I see we're talking ourselves into another young RB who only has to compete with Frank Gore. Cool.
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I mean, this is the kind of deal that breaks up fantasy leagues.
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I will simply never believe that anybody won a fantasy matchup in Week 15. Anyone who says they did is a liar.
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Just a heads up to anyone who happened to narrowly miss the fantasy playoffs in some painful and unbelievable way: Your team is about to erupt in its consolation bracket bye-week. Highest total of your season incoming. There's real science behind this.
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Damien Harris is the big winner here, friends. It’s happening.
The Patriots have released Cam Newton, per source. Mac Jones is the starting QB.
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It's pretty wild that in a year in which no QB is having a truly historic season and no QB has separated himself statistically — Brady, Burrow, Rodgers, Allen are a tier — MVP voters *still* feel they have to pick a quarterback. That is a broken award.
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ALERT: Best QB in this game has been ruled OUT.
#Giants
WR Odell Beckham Jr. Was downgraded to OUT for Sunday’s game in Washington, and did not travel with the team due to a bruised quadriceps.
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So hey, the child won some hardware today and I WON MY COLLEGE FANTASY SEMIFINAL MATCHUP. Pretty solid sports day for the fam.
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I love that Dallas is going full RBs-don't-matter after so recently resetting the market at the position, and it was Zeke each time.
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@PeterBurnsESPN
Satchel Paige threw three shutout, one-hit innings in the major leagues at the age of 59.
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Your sell-high window on D’Onta Foreman and Chuba Hubbard is gonna close pretty emphatically on Sunday, so let’s get to work, people.
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Just a very tough scene for the folks who think Javonte will be an every-snap RB any minute now.
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Carson Wentz entered the week leading the league in INTs, sacks and fumbles, a triple crown commonly known as the Full Bortles.
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Eric Bieniemy won two Super Bowls as OC and this league made him go coach Sam Howell
Panthers are giving their new head coach Dave Canales a six-year contract, per source.
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I am of the opinion that if you've had 1000-yard seasons with both Blake Bortles and Mitch Trubisky, you should get all the money
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BenJarvus, Green & Ellis.
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Say what you will about the quality of the analysis, but please do not question my commitment to costumed fantasy content around Halloween.
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Le'Veon Bell to the Eagles would solve like 90 percent of my fantasy problems, so I fully support this movement.
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Eli absolutely ELITE at explaining why a pick-six was definitely someone else's fault.
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Not actually feeling too bad for the Gurley owners tonight because YOU GET TO OWN TODD GURLEY.
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Maybe the Niners and Packers should just each send out a champion to duel in single-combat?
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Aiyuk definitely on the Dante Pettis plan now. See you in NY in like two years.
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When all the fun players are flying off the board and you got Trubisky
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Superflex is a great idea until it's you taking Goff in round six.
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Proposal: Each team is guaranteed at least one possession in a timed overtime period before sudden death and we institute this at every level of football, then never discuss again.
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Here's a partial list of QBs who have outscored Sam Darnold in fantasy this week: Andrew Luck, C.J. Beathard, Brock Osweiler, Blake Bortles, Tim Tebow, Christian Ponder, Tyler Thigpen, Kevin Kolb, David Garrard, Stan Humphries, Jim Everett, Derek Anderson, Rex Grossman, Kyle Or--
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