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@RealSkipBayless
you should never work in this industry again for this comment. have some common decency, please.
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boston TE party? 🤔
And New England strikes again: The Patriots are signing former Chargers' TE Hunter Henry to a three-year, $37.5 million deal, including $25 million guaranteed, per source.
Free agency's top two tight ends, Henry and Jonnu Smith, wind up in New England.
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rankings of available QBs that the bills should consider starting:
1) colin kaepernick
2) terrelle pryor
3) matt barkley
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∞) nathan peterman
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edit:
50% jonathan taylor
50% cooper kupp
How To Win Your Fantasy Football League in 2021:
- 50% luck.
- 0% skill.
- 0% concentrated power of will
- 0% pleasure
- 50% pain.
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men will literally lose a 10-leg parlay every week before going to therapy.
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dudes will literally draft david johnson four years in a row before going to therapy
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[during sex]
me: i want you to hurt me
him: the panthers traded dj moore for the no. 1 overall pick to take bryce young
me: wait-
him: dj moore just became the 1st receiver in history with 500+ yds and 5+ TDs in his first 5 games and bryce young is mid asf
me: please stop
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i too have an ACL
Bucs’ WR Chris Godwin has an ACL and is done for the year.
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which head
Urban Meyer on why he didn't fly back home on the
#Jaguars
' plane: "I thought at the time it was a chance for everybody to clear their head, including myself."
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what's a NON-POLITICAL thing a person could say or ask you that would make you instantly trust them less?
i'll go first.
"what's your zodiac sign?"
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the guys on draft twitter *obsessing* about devonta smith's weight are the same ones thinking it's ok to round up to 6' when they're really 5'8 on dating apps
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I am ✨elated✨ that I can (finally) announce...
I have joined
@ActionNetworkHQ
as a fantasy analyst!
I know it's super corny, but it truly is a dream realized to have the opportunity to work full-time in this industry alongside so many super talented folks
#blessed
🙏
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random, but does anyone else who bought a couple of years ago feel like they are now in their forever home because they can't give up their interest rate?
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hey guys remember when darren waller had 19 targets in week 1? i miss that.
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people don’t want to hear this but this is the male body at peak performance
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pro tip: when you see a woman at a fantasy conference, maybe don’t ask her if she knows this is a fantasy conference (?), then follow it up with, “what does your husband do?”
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here’s what’s hard about dating me:
how am I supposed to explain to you that I spent my friday night thinking about not my ex! but some guy named laviska shenault jr.
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confession: i put headphones in without music playing all the time just so people won’t talk to/bug me
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please raise your hand if you were derrick henry'd last night. you may be entitled to compensation.
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what name triggers u for fantasy?
i'll start: trey sermon.
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alternative phrasing:
girl who worked hard over the last 1.5 years writing 600+ articles about fantasy football/general NFL and doing a bi-weekly fantasy football podcast will ✨continue✨ to give fantasy football advice.
@ActionNetworkHQ
@SamanthaNFL
Let me get this straight: the girl famous for sport tik toks will now be giving fantasy football advice... makes sense... and
@ActionNetworkHQ
wonders why nobody respects their shitty company
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Yes, I said that I don’t like Rob Gronkowski for fantasy this season. No, I don’t care if that upsets you. No, I don’t apologize. Yes, I think OJ Howard is better when healthy. Yes, I think that’s bad for Gronk. Yes, I’m right. No, your whining doesn’t change any of this.
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simone biles doesn't owe you or team usa anything.
athletes are human and mental health should be of paramount importance.
let's not forget she also dealt with ongoing abuse from former usag team doctor larry nassar...
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please keep my dad in your thoughts and prayers today 🙏❤️
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chipotle game theory is out of control
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work fantasy leagues are one hell of a gateway drūg 🤠
when did you start playing fantasy football?
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telling yourself you’ll get gas in the am is one of the worst adult decisions
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y'all, just a heads up.
when you defend the use of homophobic/misogynistic language by saying, "it was a different time," etc., you're telling on yourselves.
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a reminder that i once started a league 0-5 and won the shiva.
don't give up hope on your 0-2 teams!!!!
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do men understand what a privilege it is to have pockets like all the time
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my fall plans the delta variant
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there does not exist a reason a civilian should ever be driving 156 mph
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OFFER: ACCEPTED!!!! 🥳🎉
first place i bid on! feeling so lucky and blessed!!! guys, i'm moving to breckenridge!!!!!!
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ppl like this deserve all of the shaken up sodas in the world
You will all be held accountable for your lies in the fantasy football industry!
#nfl
#FantasyFootball
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happy wednesday, y'all
so i have gotten a bunch of new follows recently, presumably all for fantasy football. let's just get this part out of the way:
- black lives matter
- lgbtq/poc rights are human rights
- hold cops accountable
- lives matter more than unfettered gun rights
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i'm a university-educated 28-year-old whose primary job is writing and i still don't know how to use a semicolon correctly.
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a) it's literally an NFL issue.
b) people who work in sports have the right to opinions on non-sports topics.
c) it's facile to think you can somehow eschew yourself from what you're referring to as "politics" in sports when the two are inextricably linked (see above).
@SamanthaNFL
I followed you for fantasy football. “NFL” is in your handle. I’m unfollowing you now because I fantasy football to escape from politics.
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i don't trust people who:
- genuinely enjoy cardio
- say they don't have social media
- aren't on linkedin
- say they're apolitical
- have green text bubbles
- don't tip 20% at restaurants
- can fold a fitted sheet
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fully vaxxed up!! couldn’t be happier!
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rules to dating me:
1) don't ever ask me to go camping
2) see above
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good
The NFL: essentially mandating players get the vaccine without actually mandating the players get the vaccine.
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normalize muting accounts that have a negative impact on your mental health
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it costs nothing to be kind on this website today 🌺💕
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men will literally go zero RB four years in a row before going to therapy
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tfw you realize you have a
(•_•)
<) )\ first
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\(•_•)
( (> round
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(•_•)
<) )> bye
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in
#SFBX
!
who else made the playoffs???
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me: why do men have shorter life expectancies than women?
men:
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i have worn my mask all day while skiing fairly vigorously at 10,000-12,000 altitude for three days now.
i think you guys can put it on for the 15-20 min you're at the piggly wiggly.
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my dream bf
- watches sports
- doesn't cheat
- has goals
- is not a serial killer
- brings me cookies and high noons
- dislikes the new england patriots
My dream bf
- 6ft
- $300-500K total comp
- very ambitious & driven
- 27-33yo
- brown eyes
- loves nyc
- rlly funny but a bit weird
- rlly kind & has a moral system
- not trust fund baby (self made)
- good taste
- good listener & planner
- loves running & reading
- loves me a LOT
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#neverforget
the same person who got me into fantasy football in the first place is someone i dated for 3.5 years/lived with for 2.5 years. he also dumped me over gchat when i was home visiting my family.
i hope he drafted le'veon bell in 2018.
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pov: you’ve just encountered a fantasy analyst who only remembers their correct calls.
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alternative phrasing:
tone deaf white man of immense privilege has zero empathy for social and racial issues that impact a majority of the league's athletes.
Brett Favre: "I can't tell you how many people, have said to me, 'I don't watch anymore, it's not about the game anymore,' and I tend to agree."
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every time a fantasy manager trusts desean jackson, an angel loses its wings.
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if the carl nassib news irritated you or made you angry, please do us both a favour and unfollow me.
i will NOT tolerate homophobia.
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what's something that's not a cult, but feels like a cult?
i'll start: disney adults, MLMs, zero RB.
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calling it the china virus tells me a lot about who you are as a person
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eli's never been a fan of the chargers tbf
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mean girls 💋 x fantasy football was the collab you never asked for, but now have
yw
what are your fav formats?
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i'd rather drink bleach than watch the patriots get any of the top 5 QBs in this draft
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psa: privilege isn't an indictment on you personally or your accomplishments. it's a form of self-awareness and it's a key step towards learning empathy.
it shouldn't be a pretext to be defensive if someone says you, or someone like you, had privilege.
talk less, listen more.
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GUYS
Are you waking up in a good spot in
#SFB13
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Iain is 24+ above the cut with Doubs still to play.
rock a gif of how you are feeling!
While on that page, feel free to jump into our 25 days of giveaways for Fantasy Cares. 15 more jerseys to giveaway!
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ladies, if your man is still rostering cole kmet, marry him. he's a loyal one.
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a reminder that holding people accountable ≠ cancel culture
and while i know it's not incumbent on women to be better, i'm embarrassed to admit that i've let inexcusable behavior slide in the past.
being quiet just enables bad behavior. speak up if something doesn't feel right
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the man does like no. 2s
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zero rb
Name a group of people more proud of themselves than those who drink their coffee black...
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people complaining that the vaccine is free but chemo/other life-saving healthcare is not...
y'all are SOOOO soooo close to getting it.
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For those that don’t know, this is a trending meme on
#tiktok
right now talking about toxic people.
This one goes out to all the fantasy gatekeepers out there that look down on casual players who don’t play in 16 team custom scoring dynasty leagues 🙄
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always the ones with some permutation of "girl dad," "father, husband, christ worshipper," or "john 3:16" in their bios
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it's so weird i have to say this but if you're in a public place and are listening to/watching something w/o headphones on, you are sorta the worst.
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how mad would your significant others be if football were on every night?
the obv remedy is to just be single like me.
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hello i’m samantha and ill be your ski instructor today ⛷
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