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Neglecting a 6 figure job to win a $50 fantasy football league
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Someone on the Vikings subreddit was implying that Kirk Cousins is gone because Cousins informed his snow removal guy that he wouldn't need his services anymore.
Good lord, I love this time of year.
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Don’t drop Justin Fields in your dynasty league just yet - Terrelle Pryor had a 1,000 yard receiving season
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One time the Patriots had an elite WR who had 1,493 yards and 23 touchdowns while the team almost went undefeated and Bill Belichick looked at that and said “never again”
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The more I think about it, DeVonta Smith robbing the Salvation Army Kettle really might be the best TD celebration of all time
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Taysom Hill snaps:
QB: 24
RB: 6
WR: 11
TE: 16
Special Teams: 44
So the position he should probably be labeled as for fantasy football is DST
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Ja’Marr Chase is easily the most bust proof WR prospect since Corey Davis and Sammy Watkins
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Steve Smith Sr. said that Cooper Kupp was the "best wide receiver in his class". And people called him crazy.
This year he was reportedly heavily involved in the Panthers' decision to draft Jonathan Mingo.
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In regards to the Derwin James ejection, I often point to this block by Larry Fitzgerald on a "defenseless player".
You can make the play without murdering the guy.
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Breaking News Headline:
Man Who Drafted Backup Running Back in Fantasy Football "Surprised" and "Disappointed" That Running Back is a Backup
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I don't care if your fantasy football team is 0-11 after this week - set your lineup, play spoiler, have some pride
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When your wife wants to go for a walk with the dog and baby but it’s Sunday
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Every time Brock Purdy walked off the field last night, the 49ers had the lead. That's how hard it is to beat Patrick Mahomes. You better make sure he's dead.
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Sneaking D'Onta Foreman onto your roster last night feels like stealing a book from the library
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Imagine if, instead of Tom Brady taking discounts, Julian Edelman was just severely underpaid. Yet Brady still got all the credit. Then imagine Brady's son banged Edelman's wife.
That is why Scottie Pippen is mad at Michael Jordan.
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Zay Jones: "Hey you must be the new rookie WR we drafted nice to meet..."
Brian Thomas Jr:
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Stefon Diggs out here walking around with crab rangoons on his feet
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Christian Watson, Jayden Reed, Romeo Doubs, Dontayvion Wicks, Luke Musgrave, and Tucker Kraft have a combined cap hit next year of ~$11.1 million.
Allen Lazard's cap hit next year is ~$13.2 million.
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@_MLFootball
@HoustonChron
@VatorSports
@McClain_on_NFL
@BiasedHouston
@debbiethetexan
@TexansCommenter
@DDelgattoNFL
@HoustonXans
Not the NFL fighting tooth and nail against a city to protect the colors of a team that doesn't exist because they didn't care about the city
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Getting fined $100,000 would literally ruin my life.
Tyreek Hill has been willing to pay that over the last month or so so that he doesn't have to wear socks for a couple hours every Sunday.
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Saw some players complaining about the playing surface in London so had to check it out via the NFLUK Instagram.
They basically just put a carpet down over a parking lot.
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Daniel Jones's touchdown pass totals in the last three seasons:
2020: 11 TDs (bust)
2021: 10 TDs (bust)
2022: 15 TDs (franchise quarterback)
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Miles Sanders 👀
Panthers also fired assistant head coach/RB coach Duce Staley, per source.
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Folks said I was crazy for this Tyreek Hill take last year. Well guess what? It’s March.
Here's a super duper hot take for you dynasty folks out there.
Come March of next year, Tyreek Hill is either traded or outright released.
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OJ Howard
🔸5 years
🔸1,737 yards
🔸15 TDs
Contract: 1 year $3.5 million
David Njoku
🔸5 years
🔸1,754 yards
🔸15 TDs
Contract: 4 years, $56.75 million
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Folks used to get SO mad when I would say Evan Engram would be better without Daniel Jones.
Anyway, here’s Darren Waller wide open in the end zone on a pick six.
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When you’re the only team without a tight end yet and someone takes their second one
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"Yeah, no, completely dark for the most part though there was a small sliver of light that snuck through a corner of the door so I stared at that for about 9 hours then finally decided I was going to take your job"
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Fun fact for Bobby Bonilla Day:
The reason the Mets owners were so happy to give Bonilla that contract is that they had an advisor at the time that was paying them out well over the 8% that Bonilla negotiated so the money was worth more in hand. That advisor?
Bernie Madoff
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Imagine not having one of Sam LaPorta or Dalton Kincaid on your fantasy team?
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Were Tom Brady and Drew Brees even that good or was it just that they got to play with Brandin Cooks?
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I love how excited zero RB drafters get about Darrell Henderson, it’s like watching a kid play with a cardboard box
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The Buccaneers essentially had everything except a QB the day that Tom Brady showed up.
That’s what the the Broncos have.
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I’ve watched this 900 times now hoping maybe if I keep watching he will get it
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The success of Nico Collins with rookie QB CJ Stroud is the perfect example of why we buy guys like Drake London and Kyle Pitts in dynasty
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@ClaytonLigeikis
@Ken_Rosenthal
@EvanDrellich
Any team would trade $5 million and 4 draft picks for a World Series. That's what draft picks and money are for.
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Guys like Brock Purdy make you wonder how many players out there could have been a thing but never even got a real shot
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What if the Detroit Lions turned to Aaron Rodgers and said "hey Aaron - we'll pay you and Davante Adams BIG money then we'll give you a ton of say in how we use all these draft picks and the rest of this cash"?
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What could have been
you can choose one player to have an injury-free career, who is it?
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Every league has that dude who only cares about RB and WR and just completely neglects QB, TE, K, DST.
And every year that dude comes in 3rd and has no idea why.
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Last year at this exact point in the season:
🔸Amon-Ra St. Brown was WR70
🔸Rashaad Penny was RB123
Over the remaining games, they were:
🔸WR2
🔸RB4
The team that won Best Ball Mania 2 had them both. He won a million dollars.
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Removing the TE spot from your fantasy league is for cowards
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Let’s not forget that Calvin Ridley being suspended for the entire 2022 NFL season for betting $1,500 on games he wasn’t playing in is dumb
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Alexander Mattison is still younger than Najee Harris, Elijah Mitchell, and AJ Dillon.
In fact, he'll always be younger.
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Greg Dulcich looks like James Franco cosplaying as Weird Al
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Patriots fans who want Marvin Harrison Jr. at pick 3 need to look at the Vikings who already have Justin Jefferson, Jordan Addison, and TJ Hockenson and are still staring down the barrel at trading three 1sts for a QB.
MHJ is great but you're putting the cart before the horse.
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Just imagine if the Chiefs took Jonathan Taylor instead of Clyde Edwards-Helaire. Whew lad.
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"Bahahaha hold on, hold on - let me put you on speakerphone. Alright, say that thing again, the thing you said about Patrick Mahomes?"
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Evan Engram is the same age, right now, that Travis Kelce was when he had his first 1,000 yard season
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Kyle Pitts had his first 1,000 yard receiving season at age 21.
Travis Kelce had his at age 27.
Zach Ertz has had one 1,000 yard season in his career, at age 28.
Right now is probably the cheapest Kyle Pitts will ever be in dynasty.
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Bill Simmons’s dad looks like he’s about to hop out of bed and go tour a chocolate factory
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Javonte Williams and Samaje Perine owners hearing about this Jaleel McLaughlin guy
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Would be the most Jets thing ever for Elijah Moore and Denzel Mims to go off on other teams because they needed space for Randall Cobb and Allen Lazard
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Aaron Rodgers wants more say in the roster building process - like Patrick Mahomes has.
That way he can help them make big decisions like drafting Clyde Edwards-Helaire over D'Andre Swift and Jonathan Taylor.
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Waking up tomorrow morning to plug Evan Engram into like 15 lineups once again
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ALL HAIL PLOW GUY
Someone on the Vikings subreddit was implying that Kirk Cousins is gone because Cousins informed his snow removal guy that he wouldn't need his services anymore.
Good lord, I love this time of year.
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If I have Kyle Pitts in my dynasty league, here’s what I’m doing with him - putting him in my TE spot and leaving him there for the next decade
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If your off-season fantasy football research has only consisted of reading threads on Twitter, you are in a whole heap of trouble
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Just woke up and realized I have a dynasty team with the 1.03, David Montgomery, and D'Andre Swift
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Folks forget that rookie Amon-Ra St. Brown did very little until his role changed in Week 11. And then it was wheels up.
Guys like Jordan Addison, Josh Downs, Rashee Rice, JSN, Quentin Johnston, Jalin Hyatt, Marvin Mims etc. aren’t playing full snap shares as of now.
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@PghChalkTalk
I’m quite surprised that a Steelers fan would look at the hit by Derwin James and call that a good play. He had his eyes/head completely down which is incredibly dangerous. It’s exactly how Ryan Shazier got hurt.
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I’m not really a sentimental guy but I got this text tonight from my old boss at the first job I ever had out of college
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THIS catch breaks the 10,000 yard mark for Keenan Allen. What a beast.
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Don’t be surprised if the Bengals draft a WR this year. They need to pay Joe Burrow and both Tee Higgins and Tyler Boyd are free agents in 2024.
And Higgins is going to get the big bucks.
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Whoever is scouting wide receivers for the Packers should be the Patriots next GM
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RIP Cole Turner time
March 1, 2024 - March 6, 2024
Never forget.
Logan Thomas released - it's Cole Turner time ladies and gentlemen!
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The bottom three teams in RB targets last year were:
🔸Philadelphia Eagles: 61
🔸Chicago Bears: 62
🔸Baltimore Ravens: 63
What do those teams have in common? 🤔
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Those of you drafting Trey Lance - what QB are you drafting to start for your fantasy team?
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Kenny Golladay only needs 46 receptions for 701 yards and 10 touchdowns today to hit all the incentives in his contract
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Multiple sources have confirmed Ben McAdoo had high grades on Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, & Lamar Jackson.
He also advised CAR to pass on Kenny Pickett, Desmond Ridder, & Malik Willis.
He'll now help the Patriots decide whether to take a QB at 3 or not in the 2024 NFL Draft.
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🔸Antonio Brown - kicked out of Florida International
🔸Stefon Diggs - suspended for pre-game altercation vs. Penn State
🔸Tyreek Hill - kicked out of Oklahoma State
🔸Kenny Stills - suspended for Oklahoma opener 2011
The best indicator of day 3 WR success might be red flags
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Evan Engram:
w/ Eli Manning = Top 5 Tight End
w/ Daniel Jones = 😒
w/ Trevor Lawrence = Top 5 Tight End
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Just a reminder that Christian McCaffrey has never been bad. He's been hurt - but he hasn't been bad.
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Austin Ekeler had 915 rushing yards last year and finished as the RB1 in PPR.
D’Onta Foreman had 914 rushing yards last year and finished as the RB38.
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Everyone, including me, has dogged the Chiefs for taking Clyde Edwards-Helaire but
- D'Andre Swift isn't on the Lions
- Cam Akers isn't on the Rams
- JK Dobbins is done for the year. Again.
- Jonathan Taylor doesn't want to play for the Colts
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Contrary to the beliefs of the entire fantasy football community, it’s okay to like Zach Wilson
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Kinda weird that no one talks about Tyler Higbee committing a violent hate crime
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Just want to wish all the fantasy football commissioners out there a happy annual “What Are The Payouts?” Day
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Antonio Cromartie has probably been up since 4 AM hiding eggs for all them kids
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Rhamondre Stevenson and Ezekiel Elliott are “thunder and lightning” where thunder is scary and lightning tries to find the quickest path to the ground
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I've got some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that I'm listed as doubtful for the
@theffexpo
this year.
The good news is that's because I'm going to be a dad soon!
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If Sam LaPorta has 166 yards receiving this week, he will match the rookie receiving yard total of Kyle Pitts
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It's pretty simple - if you want to say Tyreek Hill and Jaylen Waddle can both be top WRs in fantasy football, you need to move Tua Tagovailoa up in your rankings.
Way up.
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Here’s a clip of Miles Sanders talking to GM Scott Fitterer and HC Frank Reich about “catching more balls” where they specifically mention how he caught 50 in PHI.
Move him up.
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You had all year to find a tight end who wasn’t Tyler Higbee
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