Jennifer Piacenti
@jenpiacenti
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Breaking:
The
#Rays
plan to use the city of Tampa as an Opener.
🙄
BREAKING: The Tampa Bay Rays have received MLB's permission to explore becoming two-city team: the Tampa Bay area and Montreal, sources tell ESPN. The plan: Play early-season home games in the Tampa Bay area and finish the season in Montreal. News at ESPN:
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Well done by the officials to hold the Bengals to only a field goal
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A salted.
Matt Stafford's wife, Kelly, is apologizing for chucking a pretzel at a fan during the Rams vs. 49ers game ... calling it all a "weak moment."
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Am I allowed to reply to a fantasy football trade offer with:
"thanks for thinking I'm pretty enough to be that stupid!"
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Some news.
Today is my last day at Fantasy Alarm. Over the past two years, I have had the thrill to work with some of the brightest minds & personalities in this space while making lifelong friends. For that, I am truly grateful.
Excited for what’s next & always here for FAmily
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Incredibly excited to announce my new role as
Fantasy and Sports Betting Analyst
@SInow
!
I'm thrilled to join the fantastic team at
Sports Illustrated and can't wait for you all to see what we have on the horizon!
Follow us at:
@SI_Fantasy
@SI_Betting
@SInow
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Guys-
I just opened the latest Sports Illustrated issue, and look what is on page 14!! 😍
This. is. so. cool.
Let’s go!!!
@SInow
@SI_Betting
@SI_Fantasy
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You guys I just saw a UFO on the 101!! It was not a plane. Am I going crazy?!!
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Hot take:
Andy Dalton is not the reason the Bengals stink
Who's feeling Tyler Boyd this weekend?
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Gentleman, if a woman says she doesn’t want anything for Valentine’s Day, it’s not a trap.
It’s a test.
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I have now recorded myself singing the National Anthem 3 times.
The quickest it seems reasonable for a professional singer, a cappella, in a stadium is:
92 seconds.
Two out of three times it came in at 97.5.
The line is 95.5.
#research
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It's not official, until it's official-
and it's official!
Look out,
#SFB11
. I'm looking for a repeat performance!
Thank you
@ScottFish24
for your generosity-
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I’m getting Zach Ertz in the last round everywhere, and gotta say, I feel good about that.
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Anybody else kinda sad that they woke up and there was no London game?
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Ok, listen up, guys. Here's how it works:
If I lose my fantasy playoff games, it's because Covid & injuries have made this year all about luck.
If I win my fantasy playoff games, luck had nothing to do with it. It was all skill & smart waiver work.
Agreed? Carry on.
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My dad
@rickpiacenti
had a heart procedure today.
But, don't worry- I just got this text from recovery 🙄🙌❤️
#dadjokes
#heistheking
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I’d like to send DeShaun Watson a care package during these difficult times -
In the form of Allen Robinson.
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Josh Allen- nearly perfect tonight until he made the terrible error
“Heads”
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When you write a 1500 word waiver-wire article and then you highlight to send and accidentally hit "paste" instead of copy... 😠😭
Oh, you've never done that?
This is why there's whiskey bottle(s) on my desk.
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What I’m looking for in other humans:
My latest Power Rankings:
1. Kindness
2. Integrity
3. Generosity
4. Sincerity
5. Sense of Humor
6. Work Ethic
7. Confidence
8. Intelligence
9. Humility
10. Anti-Banana
Is Anti-Banana too low?
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Hola, Amigos!!
Getting ready to do my best
@NoisyHuevos
impression with
@BrandonFunston
on Fade The Noise on
@SiriusXMFantasy
!
Tune in and give us a call so we can help you win those championships!
Futures bets and
#DFS
plays, too!
2 pm EST
888-963-2682
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Just came across this gem from two years ago.
Now I wear sweats and hoodies for a living & yell at the guys at
@FantasyAlarm
on a regular basis about Baker Mayfield, roto leagues, & bananas.
So basically, I’m winning now, right? 😂😂
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Why must every smoothie have banana in it?
Hot take: bananas aren’t that good.
Fight me.
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If Ray Liotta doesn’t emerge from the corn fields tonight, what is even the point?
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Three years ago, I was singing opera in NYC.
Now I work full-time for Sports Illustrated.
Never too late!
8 years ago I was a Financial Advisor and then Manager in a call center.
7 years ago I began writing about Fantasy Football.
Now I'm working for ESPN.
It’s NEVER too late to change your path.
Let me tell you 12 things I learned along the way.🧵
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I am so freaking excited D'Andre Swift fully practiced today-
It's a trap, isn't it?
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If you can spell "Jimmy Garoppolo" correctly the first time around, every time-
You're the real Fantasy Football Champion in my book.
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Now is probably about the time Antonio Brown is realizing he should have just gotten his own place.
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Finally got to meet
@TheCousinSal
!!
Amazing weekend celebrating this brilliant and hilarious degenerate in Las Vegas!
Happy 50th, Pal Sal!
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Moving Saga Day 2:
Dropped a large speaker on my big toe, rubbed some dirt on it and powered through like Derrick Henry.
Moving Saga Day 3:
Toe is broken. Derrick Henry is a beast. Jen is not.
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I'm headed out to the
@FullTimeFantasy
women's draft
@PlayFFWC
@CircaSports
!
And I'm pumped to get to wear this siiiiiiick custom shirt courtesy of
@high_hopes77
!! ❤️❤️🙏🙏
#Cowboys
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Pro tip:
Just because someone is nice, don’t assume they are stupid.
Pass it on.
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Duane Johnson is still "The Rock."
Mark Wahlberg is still "Marky Mark."
fight me.
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A Rod.
Stuck at third base AGAIN.
JUST IN: Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez break up, call off two-year engagement
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Notes from an airplane:
If you get the middle seat, that stinks for you and I’ll concede the arm rest.
But putting your BARE feet in my foot space is a bridge too far.
TOO FAR
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When setting your lineups for Thursday games, if you have a tough choice to make don’t use your flex spot.
EX: Will Fuller v. Mike Evans
Start Fuller as your WR not your Flex.
Gives you more roster options with more news Sunday-
Go crush it!
#FantasyFootball
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It's Saturday night in January & I find myself sitting here fantasizing about how I'm going to be drafting Austin Meadows in the 7th round.
That's totally normal, right?
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Ok, guys.
What's your number?
(of fantasy football teams this year)
I'll start: 15
(not counting best ball)
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For everyone inquiring about my family in Texas- thank you. It's been scary, but so far everyone is fine.
Look how sweet my mom is even after being without power for almost 24 hours 😍
I should pray to be more like her.
PS- Ricky P has a generator
#smartoneinthefamily
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Because you're probably tired of winning.
@SamanthaNFL
If you’re a man asking a chick for fantasy football advice you may wanna find another hobby
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Ok. Here it is.
NO. MORE. COWBOYS.
I mean it this time.
#sidepie
from
#FFPiebet
is paid to
@Orangeman96
and
@peteystitz
@FantasyAlarm
@SiriusXMFantasy
@rotobuzzguy
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Feels like a good time to repost!
Thanks again for this lucky custom jersey
@high_hopes77
!!!
#CowboyNation
let’s goooo!!!!
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Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!
I've lost my voice this season, but here's a Christmas Carol from a few years ago. My favorite carol for the season-
Wishing you all a wonderful holiday filled with love and laughter.
This one is especially for you,
@KBrew1528
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Breaking:
DeShaun Watson owns the Texans.
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Congratulations to
@FenstySports
&
@FantasyAlarm
on the ONE YEAR anniversary of Alarm After Hours on
@SiriusXMFantasy
!!
Thank you for my first regular radio hosting opportunity- Time flies when you‘re having fun with
@rotobuzzguy
@AdamRonis
@jimpemba777
One Year Ago-
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It’s going to be at least another week before he's back, but look what I got in the mail!!
A custom creation from
@high_hopes77
!! She is so talented!
The
#fantasyfootball
sisterhood is strong
#MSWS
❤️
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#SFBLA
#SFB13
mini- photo dump
Thanks again to
@TrophySmack
for an amazing day!
@lindsay_rhodes
@juliapapworth
@LizLoza_FF
@SamanthaRHolt
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I’ve decided to hire an intern/personal assistant.
Primary job responsibilities will be: removing paper jams, opening jars, and fishing picks out of a guitar.
Compensation will include: MLB TV, serenades, and unlimited bananas.
Who’s in?
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Never dropped Cam Akers and it feels
soooooooooo
good.
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Damar Hamlin’s health is the only thing matters. Thank God the right decision was made
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Just got upgraded to first class?! (hello!!!)
Forget sushi. It’s liquid diet 😜
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It’s already that time again!
I love the Fish Bowl. Let's go!!
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It's finally here- Opening Day!!
Who are you rooting for?!
I'll start-
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This is the easiest it’s ever been for a man to get to second base on my watch.
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Undergrad and Graduate from TCU-
Adjunct faculty, too-
Proud we got here.
LET'S GO PURPLE!!
#throwback
#letswin
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So, a 10 inch pizza is a single size serving-
or nah?
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A "no filter" So Cal morning ☀️
Have a beautiful day, everyone!
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Who's going to the fantasy playoffs?!!!
Show me that beautiful winning roster!!
@ExtraPointsPod
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Mike Williams on the artificial turf at MetLife.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Next year, let's go to Vegas and place these bets in person.
Who's in?!
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My next door neighbor has decided to take up the saxophone.
How's your weekend going?
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My first
#SFBX
! The theme is “toys,” so today I voted for my team name to be Care Bears on the
@FantasyAlarm
livestream.
What was your favorite toy as a kid that would be your
#fantasyfootball
team name if you got to choose?
#fantasycares
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Call me a pessimist, but it looks like we won't be getting that Alvin Kamara five touchdown fantasy playoff game this week.
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Still me, waiting on Jonathan Taylor news.
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PICK UP DEON JACKSON (louder, for those of you in the back)
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Justin Verlander throws a 14K no hitter at age 36.
Justin Verlander is an Avenger, isn't he?
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Guns N’ Roses playing on the Classic Rock Station?
Better go check the mailbox for my AARP card
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I guess RFK didn't want Allen Lazard for treasury secretary
Jets’ Aaron Rodgers Out As Robert F. Kennedy’s Vice Presidential Candidate, per Report
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My life right now
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Blink twice if they're holding you against your will
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Still me, after Jonathan Taylor news.
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+2200 first TD BABY!!!
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Happiest of birthdays to
@rotobuzzguy
Howard Bender.
He’s funny. He’s smart.
He’s old.
and we all adore him!!! Happy birthday, Howard!
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