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Rhode Islander. Aspiring Lusophone. Boston Celtics fan. Acela Corridor Edgelord. Class Traitor to the Professional Managerial Class.

Hope, Rhode Island, USA
Joined December 2008
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@rhodeislander
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I am a Rhode Island *respecter* and a Rhode Island *enjoyer*.
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@NickFromTokyo @benshapiro I lived in Japan for a long time. The hardest thing I had to explain to some of my Japanese friends is why Americans love a show like "South Park" which does nothing but make fun of shit like 9/11, etc. Just doesn't register with the Japanese.
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@NickFromTokyo @benshapiro The other part of the equation is that American humor absolutely loves to target specific people for humiliation and ridicule - and the more powerful, the better. South Park does that like every other episode. The Japanese are definitely not on the same page on that idea.
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@RVAwonk @donlemon Crazy? His ratings were awful and he'd been reprimanded numerous times by his bosses. Getting fired from his job wasn't "crazy" - it was literally the most predictable thing imaginable that anyone with a shred of perception had seen coming for months.
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@politico POLITICO "Controversial Austrian politician linked to Nazi party"
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@EliStokols @MoomersIceCream Man, you guys are really Journalisming™ really hard here. Really hard hitting stuff.
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@SymoneDSanders She's published fewer papers than any *adjunct* professor in the Ivies, and now it turns out that she appears to have plagiarized much of her already shockingly low output. But sure, let's keep pretending that she's a merit hire standing on excellence.
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@seanelliott @NickFromTokyo @benshapiro The Japanese are even more famous for taking extraordinary pains to try and avoid causing anyone (especially themselves) any personal embrassment whatsoever. Understanding that is any expat's first duty when coming to Japan. Avoid it at all costs.
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@mitchellreports @SenTedCruz It's from this obscure little Shakespeare piece... you've probably never heard of it... called "Macbeth". Real obscure hipster play, Andrea.
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@PatrickRuffini @redsteeze It makes more sense once you realize how many times Palestinian "leadership" (PLO and other terror groups) have been invited to set up shop in nominally sympathetic Arab League nations, and then kicked out of and permanently uninvited from because of their behavior.
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@the_mjl @sannewman @chrislhayes And under a socialist government, you get none of those things: you get escalating production quotas, low quality centrally planned goods, and constant shortages even of those. But at least they get rid of the "problem" of income inequality, because everyone's equally miserable.
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@Steve_Sailer @whstancil No Twitter thread with @whstancil is truly complete without including Stancil's entry in Freddie Deboer's bestiary of Too Online Good White Men.
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@BilldeBlasio "Guys, when I told the Jewish war vets association that 'work will set you free', I was talking about my employment plan..." #DeBlasioFutureGaffeApologies
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@chrislhayes The sexiest part of actual socialism is that the people who imagine a socialist government means they'll find full time work at the People's Puppeteer Collective in an exciting big city invariably winds up sweeping floors at Central Shoe Factory #8 in the middle of nowhere.
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@rhodeislander
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@NoahCRothman If that's mansplaining, she's ovary-acting.
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@rhodeislander
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@JoeStGeorge This is not breaking my heart in the slightest. The American journalism industry should have been more self-aware than to build onanistic White Elephant monuments *to itself* while the industry is in the deeply dysfunctional state it's been in for years. And yet, it isn't.
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@KyleKashuv You buy the San Francisco ticket, you take the San Francisco ride, unfortunately.
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@AnitaB_org It's absolutely awesome that straight men are winning the war on genderwang by taking advantage of the screamingly obvious illogical inconsistencies and loopholes it contains.
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@glaad @nytimes "IF WE JUST MAKE EVERYONE WE HATE SHUT UP, WE WIN THE DEBATE FOREVER!" Wow. Great strategy, guys. I don't see how that could possibly misfire.
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@politicalmath @KeithOlbermann @Riley_Gaines_ I gotta hand it to the guy on one thing: Keith's permanent cocaine withdrawal psychosis has resulted in some incredibly impressive ratios on Twitter.
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@NetTaxpayer @neontaster Aaron Rupar talking about his eighteen hour Twitter suspension the same way old Navy vets used to talk about the Bataan death match.
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@USATODAY "Foibles", like he's Bart Simpson, instead of, you know, a crack smoking, influence peddling tax cheat who committed a federal felony lying on a handgun application that would send you and I to prison for twenty years because our father isn't the president of the United States.
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@Forbes @FormerlyCBM Good! The second amendment is for everyone. Just ask @blkgunsmattr - it's not just a white man's game. You have the right to protect yourself in the US. Exercise that right.
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@malonade When I say the Japanese love fresh seafood, I am not kidding, folks.
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@NiemanLab Dear god! People talking to one another with an expectation of privacy! This cannot stand!
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@axios You're almost there, guys.
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@RealJamesWoods James Woods dropping Rhode Island knowledge on Twitter! I absolutely love to see it.
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@neontaster What a harrowing recollection of being minorly inconvenienced. I hope she's okay.
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@doctorveera @jessesingal Peer review used to be looked at as an almost magical barrier to prevent this sort of thing, but obviously, no longer.
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@senatorshoshana @nickgillespie "Prime Minister Netanyahu ... sir ... the San Francisco Board of Supervisors is demanding an immediate cease fire with Hamas." " ... my god. We were so close to victory. It's all over now ..."
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@KareemRifai @neontaster You realize Edward Snowden is not in Russia by choice, right?
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@BearFlagFan @Erixson41 @mualphaxi There's no statute of limitations for schadenfreude.
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@USATODAY If @usatoday were an actual journalistic enterprise instead of court stenographers, they'd not only print the actual raw quote, but also talk about why that's kind of a story in and of itself.
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@KeithOlbermann @RonDeSantisFL An especially brilliant idea from Keith Olbermann: move the largest single consumer of electricity in the state of Florida to an island with a single, defective, electric company which can barely keep the lights on for the people who live there.
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@coldxman @conor64 Nicole Hannah Jones is an example of a uniquely American phenomenon: someone who has authored more books than they appear to have read
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@glaad I'm sure it must have seemed like a good idea to *someone* at the time to have the social media interns at an advocacy group publish a public blacklist of people they don't like before actually vetting it for publication with anyone in management, let alone legal.
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@nancook When my grandfather started doing this all the time, we had to take away his car keys.
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@kittypurrzog When you forget to switch tabs to your Twitter sock puppet. Sad!
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@NatashaBertrand I'm old enough to remember when Ted Cruz's bill to do exactly this was filibustered by senate Democrats. Oh, yeah - it was like less than six weeks ago. Huh.
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@AmandaPittsTV @wpri12 Bracing for the inevitable "yeah, but WhuDDaBoUt TrUmP?!" responses in this thread.
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@eeyoreopenhauer @mtaibbi @SpeakerPelosi The people living in your childhood school district should apply for a refund of the monies wasted on your education.
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@BuzzFeedNews Helpful hint - "deadnaming" is also known "acknowledging reality". Would you prefer "née" instead?
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@ggreenwald The political contract that was struck with moderates and even Republicans in the early days of the gay marriage debate hinged on "live and let live". Many straights in that alliance have since come to feel betrayed: they upheld their part of the bargain, the activists did not.
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@robreiner "In order to save Democracy, we must thwart the will of the voters" is a hell of a take, even for a notorious partisan shill.
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@fawfulfan The weird thing are these people who insist - adamantly insist - that admitting error in any portion of the current state approved history of the C19 health/political crisis is an L they just can't take after staking so much of their credibility upon creating and reinforcing it.
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@IsaacDovere Journalism-ing real hard in the paint here, aren't we?
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@kevdog2112 @KristySwansonXO I've been following Joe Biden in politics for over 40 years, when he decided to (perpetually, it seems) run for president. This isn't his "speech impediment" - that doesn't suddenly reappear after decades. It's dementia. And if our press weren't so partisan, they'd talk about it
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@upstatefederlst @redsteeze It didn't take that long or cost that much. You're only off by nine years and about fifteen billion dollars. And if you think it sucks now, it's because you never had to try and commute on what it replaced, which sucked far, far worse.
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@nytimes In which the New York Times lacks the self-awareness to see it's one of the largest news organizations on earth, whose readership is among the wealthiest and most politically powerful people on earth, and then wonders why it didn't cover this story themselves.
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@nytimes I cannot believe an industry fixated upon sprinting on the euphemism treadmill is still sprinting on the euphemism treadmill. Very surprising stuff. 🙄
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@misterfunnybone @jonathanalter It's amazing how many people think a handful of Russkies shitposting on social media can torpedo a presidential election. #PeopleReallyBelieveThisNonsense
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@RichardStrocher
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some of you owe me an apology
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@scjohnson90 @L0m3z No Twitter thread about Will Stancil is truly complete without sharing his entry in Freddie Deboer's bestiary of Too Online Good White Men.
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@VICENews So which narrative you guys trying to run with here? 1) Ardern is as tough as any man, and qualified for taking on the role of president! Yay, girlbosses! 2) Mean people hurt Ardern's feelings, so she's quitting You're gonna have to pick one or the other there, guys.
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@washingtonpost Have you considered hooking up a turbine to this spin? You'd be able generate enough green energy to power one of your offices for a decade.
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@jacobin If that's the "aim" of socialism, you can add it to the already extensive list of socaliam's other failures.
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@JonLemire Oh god, please let this happen. 🤣
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@shareefhendrix @ATLUncensored Bullets don't magically hit their intended targets when you pull the trigger on the gun. One of the worst aspects of urban gun violence in America is that we have so much bloodshed precisely because most criminals can't hit their target fifteen feet away, and kill innocents.
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@shitpostverdade @Eriansdisciple O Brasil é chamado de "o país do futuro" todos os anos, mas estranhamente, o futuro parece nunca chegar para os brasileiros ...
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@MarcSallinger "WTF I thought voting for Colorado politicians who came out and said they wanted open borders was awesome when I thought that only Texas had to deal with it, WTFFFFFFFFF" Have fun, Denver.
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@samstein The real tragedy here is that by agreeing to not use the Biden surname, she'll probably actually go to jail if she ever decides to go on a crack cocaine binge, cheat on her taxes, and lie on a handgun application.
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@HazardHarringto I also work in big tech, and can confirm all of this as well. And we're not even a west coast FAANG company, either.
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@aaron_clarey @EndWokeness A MEME WINNER IS YOU ❤️
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@politicalmath Hell hath no fury like Manhattanites inconvenienced, my dude.
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@davidfolkenflik @IanDon Remember, NPR sees the real problem as "CoNSeRVaTiVeS PouNce!". None of the points raised by Berliner are meaningfully addressed in this piece, and odds are good we will all see Jesus before we see Folkenflik or NPR's new CEO address them honestly and thoughtfully.
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@DiabolicalSpuds Nobody's gonna break his stride. Nobody's gonna slow him down. Oh no! He's got to keep on moving.
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@LeaMaric So ... is there no baking soda in Ireland, or do the Irish have some weird prestige attached to American baking soda?
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@JenniferJJacobs Wow, this is real hard hitting journalism-ing. Everything is screwed up, but hey, at least Grandpa Joe can pretend to the be the Daddy Figure that Americans don't need the president to actually be.
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@JoshMeyerDC Welcome to Ratio Town, Josh. Enjoy your stay.
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@aaronsibarium @wesyang Pretty sure the N Bomb is an acceptable alternative to the H Bomb.
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@hobbsreturns You might need a little more imagination. It's not for everyone, of course, you should be able to *imagine* what the appeal is.
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@redsteeze I said this yesterday, and got dunked on, but yep - absolutely true. Just imagine what America would be like if Americans began start liking one another more than actual dogs again.
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@meridithmcgraw @ccadelago @natashakorecki Gotta admit, the ol' "Republicans pounce!" angle is more on-brand for @politico than "Democrats cave in to special interest group".
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@GlennKesslerWP I'm just reserving my seat here to watch Glen Kessler get yeeted into the sun by the community notes.
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@SxarletRed @macrotargeting The tragedy here is that's her ONLY angle.
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@ploughmansfolly @CWBChicago Pretty sure there's nothing anyone could say that would justify beating a defenseless woman half to death, William. Thanks for the Twitter brain cramp, though.
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@ProfStevenSmith "WE MUST PROTECT DEMOCRATIC AMERICAN NORMS FROM DONALD TRUMP!" screamed the people on Twitter who constantly say that they want to pack the Supreme Court, abolish the Senate, and so on.
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@sameerahim How? People are triggered by geometry and calligraphy?
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@kesh25 @redsteeze You didn't actually read what was actually written there, did you @kesh25 ? There are no pillows, because starting and running a business is hard, and political grift is easy. You aren't getting a pillow, and never were.
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@60Minutes @redsteeze As a reminder, there's been zero auditing of aid money to the Ukraine since the war started. The White House and Senate majority have aggressively refused to allow oversight by independent auditors of how the money is spent, and who it's going to. @RandPaul alone seems to care.
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@SebastianSandv2 @aarmlovi So don't go out to eat in the states, or only go to fast food restaurants. Problem solved.
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I got DMs telling me they're unfollowing me because I back the aims of @Nicoletta0602 , @laurieinri and others. Better unfollow me now, then, because I absolutely support the rights of parents to know what goes on in their kids schools, and always will. Rhode Island pride!
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@saigonandy1 @neontaster But was it more horrifying than Net Neutrality being scrapped? 🤔
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@mtaibbi Spoiler alert: they are still funny
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@cleytxnn @oocbrazill "Anderson" Não faço ideia por que tantos homens brasileiros têm nomes próprios que são sobrenomes ingleses. No entanto, eles fazem.
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@doctorpurpleman @DigitalNocturne What's with the O Face from the guy on the right?
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@danprimack @yoyoel @elonmusk Blue Check Acela Corridor journos suddenly very worried about turning people into public hate figures.
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@USATODAY I'm sorry completely normal human biology is happening to you, @USATODAY
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@pegobry_en @TPCarney "Wait, wait - I think I got this one, guys"
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@ChrisCillizza @pbump Yeah, great recommendation there, my dude.
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@GetTheFabulous Meyers Briggs is a parlor game for people who flatter themselves into thinking they're too smart to believe in astrology.
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@tomselliott @XavierBecerra "Freedom of choice is sacrosanct, just as long as you choose what *I* want"
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