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GM. Do you cook your bacon in the oven or are you a psychopath?
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@JoeBiden Wait aren’t you the guy who sponsored a bill to tax social security?
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@BernieSanders 3 houses and $3M net worth. Ya might want to sit this one out Bern…
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@GiffordsCourage @AMarch4OurLives This is what not teaching history looks like.
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@9mm_smg Pasty for the win
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@CollinRugg Annnnnnnnnnnd nothing will happen
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7 months
Thanks @palmettoarmory love the pattern. And I got home from the ffl before my wife did! #winning
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4 months
Someone please talk me out of buying an HK SP5K. Quick.
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@Travis_in_Flint I think I wish I could unsee this
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@RepDonaldsPress Are they in writing? Can he be prosecuted if he doesn’t follow through? You got played
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Didn’t even get a slap with a $360 optic. Cheap fucks.
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@HardPass4 Not proud of this one
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@ChuckCallesto Please tell me this is true
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@wretched88 @ClownWorld_ And taxes, don’t forget the taxes
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@ImMeme0 By a cop, no less.
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@realftedd
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So we have a new member of the family
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@Oilfield_Rando My mother in law, who helped so many people up to and including buying them homes and cars, wasn’t allowed to have funeral but George Floyd had 4.
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@Lead_Flinger It’s good? Have had a lot of bourbons but not that. While not a bourbon, currently having this
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@consciousphilos Does seem to be directionally correct 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Doubt this will be topped today.
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#BREAKING : Male hiker lost near the top of my wide set cavern.
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@stooge_report @SecretaryPete Gaslighting. They are celebrating gaslighting. They had to do something since this and fake student loan forgiveness helped their mid term results.
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GM. Vacation was fun but it’s great to wake up at home
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@lovemylife81 @gunpolicy 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Post a picture of what you want for Christmas, no matter how unrealistic or unlikely it is to happen. No comments. Just a pic.
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Post a picture of what you want for Christmas, no matter how unrealistic or unlikely it is to happen. No comments. Just a pic.
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@BrandanJR Good thing no one cares. Pay your debts. Or don’t incur them.
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@GioBruno1600 Gaslighting to steal another election. But you know this.
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@breakonthru234 @Xaniken Wouldn’t want to be standing to the side when someone sends one through that “can” (it’s probably an actual can)
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@TommyFaceOnFire Why didn’t I just listen. Fuck.
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@ImNotHere314 @JoeBiden Except you don’t speak for all Americans
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@Kronykal @TaylorLorenz @ChayaRaichik10 The t shirt is fucking hilarious though
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Fuck this fucking administration.
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1 year
@krassenstein Thousands of indictments you say 🧐
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What’s the greatest hat in movies?
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What’s the greatest hat in movies?
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@breakonthru234 @Xaniken Edit, upon further inspection, it’s a fucking soda can 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@TruckerDAO @EndWokeness You’re kidding right?
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@rangermonk1 I thought they had such high velocity that they created black holes 🤷🏽‍♂️. On another note, almost complete.
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Bourbon people, this is pretty damn good for ~$40. Made my same distillery as Buffalo Trace
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@HardPass4 @gunpolicy @Dianexis The fruit snacks are a nice touch
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Fuck it, Merry Christmas to me
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2 months
If this is you please contact me. I want to be friends.
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@atensnut Of course. The flu “took off” 2 years…🤦🏽‍♂️. What is bizarre to me are the people who are still taking Covid tests every time they get sick.
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Happy New Year’s Eve. Have fun, be safe and don’t drink and drive.
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Can’t, making a White Russian.
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I’ll just get gas in the morning is the worst take ever
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@EthanEibe They are free to enroll somewhere else
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@HardPass4 “You are such a loser. You are the worst.” I’m fucking deceased 😂😂😂
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@ZenfinityDesign you are a gracious and generous man. I’m honored and humbled to consider you my friend. Thank you so much for being you.
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@WarPath2pt0 Love that second vid. Top 5 all time. The way he folds when he gets pooped is
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@crotonlodge Yes! Multiple a day fly over us most days. I’m required to get up and look for them every time I hear one.
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Holy. Shit. The saga enters its final chapter. Gonna need @mnsibley to write the end of this one.
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Can’t, dry firing.
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GM. Found the box of holsters. It’s going to be a great day.
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@OneTonScoutII Wonder what that is for.
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Fuck these insufferable assholes playing protest. It’s all so fake and ghey.
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People are passing food and water through the gates to the Columbia University Gaza Encampment protesters. Columbia has completely shut down access to campus to try to starve the encampment.
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@realftedd
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Evening
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GM. Very happy the 29 year old Japanese maple appears to have survived the relocation. @lovemylife81 almost in full bloom
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@RetroCoast @OfficialBangles 64. Would still bangle
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@greg_price11 Breaking. The entire senate and congress are part of a club you are not in. Nothing will happen, nothing will change and you will continue to be distracted by their theatrics while they drain you of your assets through illegal taxation while eroding your constitutional rights.
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Ok now I need an AK damn it
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The vibes have me baffled
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@BudLightSadness tweet on instagram 😂
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GE. Not a bad view for dinner
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I stand corrected, the Chick-fil-A was $159.20 for 5 teenage girls.
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@ImMeme0 Coming soon to the USA. Biden just said the other day that children belong to the state.
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There are some really good people on here. Thank you again.
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Every time I hear one I’m obligated to go outside and look for it
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Thanks for the care package. The jerky is absolutely amazing @HardPass4
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Sorry, I thought I ordered the ridiculous Bloody Mary
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@MomsDemand Real students would have a better understanding of history.
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@amuse That’s hush money paid directly from Biden for destroying evidence associated with Burisma
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Homemade chicken and pork dumplings. Not sure we have enough. Will be having @ClaudesBBQ private stock with these
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Happy Friday evening. Have a great night and be safe.
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@elonmusk This account being suspended is incredibly messed up. Do your homework on this. Or stop acting like you care about stopping pedos. He was exposing a pedo and got suspended for it.
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@MaddiePar2 @gatewaypundit Would be worth more in a civil suit if she could claim racially motivated
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At my kids orthodontist lol
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@Shadzey1 Thin mints should be the only Girl Scout cookies
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Why is this motherfucker standing so close to me in chipotle!?!
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Mail call! Thanks as always @ExUmbrisDesigns ! Tiger really is the best camo pattern @AngryMushroomer
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@shane7777ssss There is actually a solution for this that is based on physics
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GM to everyone except those who don’t put their carts back @manhattanmaker
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@LeosTolstoy Not in that picture she’s not
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@ChestyPullerGst Grandfather perished on the USS Bullhead. Last submarine sunk in WWII. Never met him.
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@MostlyPeacefull A 7 year old
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@Kurisitaru @sara_carrion_ Don’t get kicked in the nuts. Trust us on this
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@drsuffy Do you have to shoot at the actual target, or just randomly?
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@realftedd
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If y’all could go ahead and stop posting the video that would be great
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Evening everyone. Cheers.
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