Bob Winkelman
@manhattanmaker
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Don’t bother following me if you don’t have thick skin & can’t take a joke. My twitter friends & I are in a very abusive relationship. I love every one of them.
Joined January 2023
If heaven doesn’t include my bird dogs, I was a good person for nothing.
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Full disclosure, celebrities crying is exactly what I voted for.
JUST IN - Selena Gomez shares a video crying about the mass deportations
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A high school friend of mine came over today. He’s a fed, carries because he puts people away. I was wearing this on my hip. He said the hammer back makes him uncomfortable. I’ve been thinking about that all day…🤔😐🙄🫠
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@iamofdaniel When everything is racist, nothing is racist. People can have political opinions without it being racist, you fuck’n moron.
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Trump is running his second term like he should have his first. He’s treating his position not as a political figure, but the CEO of the USA. He’s managing like he’s in the private sector, not public. All the public sector stooges are about to find out and I’m here for it.🫡🇺🇸.
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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t know how much gravel costs.
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Dude will look at this piece of wood in the packaging box and be like “hell yeah”. Not throwing this out, definitely find a use for it at some point.
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I’m going to say something about this, not for sympathy or attention, but hopefully to open some eyes. I’m locking replies because this post isn’t meant for engagement, it’s meant to make some of you think. My father died 4 years ago at 84. He and I never said I love you to each.
Tell your friends you love them. You won’t ever regret doing it. You’ll make their day. And someday it will be the saving grace you need to get you through.
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Look at me. I bought a Glock, and it’s a .380. Let the hate flow, losers.
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Me trying to walk sober so my wife doesn’t tell me it’s time to go home.
SEE IT: President Biden unusually strong today, shows off some vigor. WATCH .
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I’m so glad I have a chain across the driveway with a no trespassing sign hanging off of it…😐🙄
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I’ve been walking fields and woods since I was 10. I’m 52. I have literally never seen something so fuck’n crazy. @houndedliberty @goonsquadfowler @SinklarD @braxton_mccoy
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I’m attaching one of these to a bottle of wine and bringing as a gift to any holiday party I’m invited to.🇺🇸
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2019 my MIL asks me to look at her bank statements, thinks my SIL is stealing from her. I take my research to authorities. County prosecutor hits her with felony theft and elder abuse. Last time I saw her was ‘20 when she was standing in front of a judge. MIL caved and begged
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My wife was consoling her sister as she cried on her shoulder saying “I’m all alone. I have no one left”. I felt for my wife having to deal with that emotion right after she lost her mother. The SIL is a truly evil person. I feel zero sympathy for her, beds have been made. I did
2019 my MIL asks me to look at her bank statements, thinks my SIL is stealing from her. I take my research to authorities. County prosecutor hits her with felony theft and elder abuse. Last time I saw her was ‘20 when she was standing in front of a judge. MIL caved and begged
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You know how you avoid tariffs? You buy shit that’s been made in Ripon Wisconsin for the last 110 years. God bless America 🫡🇺🇸 . Side note: I wish it was closer to August so I could have gotten these for the wife for her birthday…😏
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@iamofdaniel Sure they were. Go back to your pumpkin spice latte and stay out of the adult conversations.
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Ok ladies. This is your new bar. Posting bobs ain’t gonna cut it anymore.
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4x4 > all wheel drive . That’s why that ain’t no truck 👇🏼.
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My brother who is hunting a couple miles from me might have figured out why neither of us has seen a deer. 😤
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So I just found out that “hands free” means your phone can’t be in your hands. I assumed it meant can’t hold it to your face. Holding it on your chest while talking on speaker is illegal. Cop at stop light next to me was laughing as I rolled down my window and continued my.
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I’m going to dinner with 4 high school friends tonight. Two of them have TDS. I can’t wait for the bill to come…😈
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-hold interest rates at 0 for 12 years .-shutdown the economy .-handout $953B.-inflation through the roof.-raise interest rates faster than any time in history .-strangle business with regulation and DEI mandates. Immigrants are not your problem. Your government is.
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They thought they hated him his first term. He gives zero fucks knowing he’s not coming back. THIS is what I voted for…👇🏼🫡🇺🇸.
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@null_user_value I have a dozen high school friends I still talk to. He doesn’t have a problem with me being armed, I have a problem with him being uncomfortable at the sight of the hammer back.
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My accountant just told me how much to send to the IRS so I can pay for the Clinton’s pet projects and gender studies on gerbils that Tim Walz can shove in his ass. It’s 1.5X the average annual salary in the US, and I’m a W2 employee. Most don’t comprehend how important this.
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Ok, I’ve watched this a million times, including twice when it was in the theater. I just noticed Hans removed the suppressor right before he shot Takagi in the office. Why?
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Same people who cheered on people losing their jobs over the jab are losing their shit over a *voluntary* buyout offer where you get 8 months full pay and benefits. We can’t wreak them hard enough.
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I hope everyone will respect my privacy at this time.🔊
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Chicago cops pullover some asshole. Asshole doesn’t listen to cops. Asshole shoots first, hitting cop standing on passenger side of car. Asshole fires at least 10 times out of his car. Cops return fire 96 times. Asshole dies. Guess who they’re defending and who they’re condemning.
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I’m voting for Trump because I like most of his policies and I disagree with all of Kamala’s. However, I’d vote for him just because of how much the @TheView is losing their shit, especially that heavy set dude with the dreads.
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Son reading me the code to log into YouTube tv…. Me: U as in uniform?. Son: no, Q as in Quiznos. I’m a failure 😞.
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This brain dead motherfucker is burning the country that fed him and his piece of shit family for 50 years as he stumbles into retirement. Fuck him and his family.
More student loans canceled in final round of forgiveness before Biden leaves office
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I’m a man of my word.🫡🇺🇸🛒
‼️ I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ‼️. If Trump wins, I’ll start putting my cart back.🫡🇺🇸.
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Guys, I’ve been putting this shit on everything. Takes a basic sandwich to another level. I’m about to put it on a brat.
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Mrs W: Your paycheck was a little light. Can you go online and check the paystub?. Me: *logs into HR…looks at paystub . Payroll tax: FUCK YOU AND YOUR FIRST PAYCHECK OF THE YEAR.
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Junior did a thing last night. I can’t tell you how happy we are for them and how excited we are for a daughter-in-law. I wish the internet wasn’t so crazy and I could show you their smiles. This is what makes it all worth while.
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Replaced my old POS propane Materbuilt. *sits back and waits for everyone to give me their opinion which I could give a shit about and tell me why I shouldn’t have bought this and what I should have bought.
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Not a single one of you ladies can tell me I don’t know the pain of childbirth.
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When #2 says he’s coming home to watch football with me tomorrow, stuff goes on the smoker so he wants to come back and hang with me again.
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In all seriousness, thank you all for the support and kind words. It’s very disheartening to wake up one morning cut off from all of you. This is a great community of people. I’m honored to be part of it. Cheers friends. Appreciate every one of you. 🍺🇺🇸
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People who don’t hunt don’t understand this, but Braxton is correct. The respect we have for the animals, the environment and the pursuit of the game can’t be overstated.
Last thing on the subject for today. The man who spends his life, from youth to old age observing, pursuing, and killing a game animal, cares more for them than any green hair with a septum piercing ever will.
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I had a post go viral not too long ago. Multiple 6 figure follower accounts screenshot it and posted it. A few mutuals called them out. They all played it off like it’s just the internet. My post was a text exchange between me and my college roommate, so definitely my content. I
I’ve called out this account numerous times for stealing my content. Hasn’t stopped him. I’ll block him now. It won’t stop him from ripping my stuff but at least I don’t have to see it anymore. Shout out to everyone who refuses to rip content, even though it can be profitable.
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I’m officially a landowner in Idaho. I wonder what baked goods Dale and Braxton are going to drop off.
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I am blown away by the thoughtfulness & creativity of @HemingwayActual. He made me the axe (last name engraved on other side) & included a sharpening stone found in the late 1800s in the U.P. Friends I’ve know since grade school would never have been this kind. I’m speechless HG.
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I’m baptized, 16 years catholic schools, pretty sure Christ is King, pray to God there’s an afterlife, raised my boys to believe the same. Regardless of all of that, I live life like that’s the case because that’s all I can do. I suggest you do the same. Worst case you were a.
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I’m rooting for the horse. I fuck’n hate cyclists.
Horse joined the 1997 Critérium International race in the South of France.
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Looks like I’m a landowner in ID. Me & the wife celebrated with a drink at the South Fork Lodge and came home to elk steaks left by my cousin smothered in homemade green salsa made by @SinklarD. Greatest country on the planet, stop making excuses. Now to bag me a Sasquatch…🥃🇺🇸
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Hunting: A 🧵. It’s called “hunting” and not “killing” for a reason, much like it’s “fishing” and not “catching”. The last three and a half days I spent in the woods was not the first time I got skunked, and it won’t be the last. My father was a hunter until his heart attack 1/.
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So I woke up to this in my driveway and these empties in my kitchen. I had no idea I had a ghey friend.
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See. It’s not me. It’s my generation. Now quit crying when I make fun of you.
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They tried to divide us. They tried to create class, race & economic division. They pit Americans against Americans. They did this by controlling the narrative through their media platforms & demonizing the free speech platforms. We didn’t fall for it. This is what makes us the
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I’m about to vote for Trump for a 3rd time even though 50% of what comes out of his mouth makes me cringe. His America 1st and pro capitalism policies are what I vote for. Picking @JDVance is turning out to be a phenomenal move on his part. JD is smart, articulate and calls out.
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If your dog isn’t finding and retrieving your birds, what is it even doing?
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So I have a question: geese, a migratory bird, are federally regulated. There are very strict rules on how and when you can harvest them. I can be fined, gear (including shotgun) confiscated, and have future privileges revoked, yet these motherfuckers can walk around with an
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I’ve been invited to a Microsoft Teams meeting. I have no idea what that is or how it works. Can’t we just talk on the fucking phone?.
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What everyone has to understand is there are a lot of unhappy, underachieving, nothing to lose defeated people out there. They are the most dangerous. That’s why you associate with happy and productive people. They root for you to win. The former wants you down at their level.
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I will never have a “bombshell” about anyone on here. If I think I do, that person will get an offline message from me. Why? Because I’m not a shitbag trying to ruin someone’s life. Be careful who you associate with around here.
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Tonk has been acquired. Ngl, it’s pretty cool.
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Right hand OWB is the original and only way to carry. The rest of you are gay. Don’t @ me.
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Guys! I don’t give a shit what your most used gif is. I really don’t!.
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‼️ I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ‼️. If Trump wins, I’ll start putting my cart back.🫡🇺🇸.
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I’m anti-social media. My son suggested I get an @ in ‘16, never touched it until ‘20. I’m a 52 year old white collar guy, live within 15 miles of where I grew up. I’m a conservative in every aspect. I’m super vocal, aggressive and competitive irl. My twitter personality is me 1/.
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I’m Polish. I married a Sri Lankan. We have two boys, one is engaged to a Filipino, the other dating a Mexican girl. Cope and seethe, motherfucker.🇺🇸🇱🇰🇸🇽🇲🇽🖕🏼.
@AshleyStinnett @Cernovich Congratulations. Your mixed race children have no true identity, culture, history, or heritage. Not to mention you have ended your family's bloodline.
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Day 5 of wife out of town. I ran out of food 24 hours ago. Only thing left is eggs. Not sure I can have eggs for my third meal in a row. Mickey D’s here I come.
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Who could have seen this coming?.
BREAKING: Ford, $F, is cutting production of its F150 Lightning electric truck amid fading demand. About 1,400 employees will be impacted by the production cut.
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Wife is out of town. One of my high school buddies is on his way over. He’s never been married, pretty much a functioning alcoholic, and is always running at 100 mph. Wish me luck!😏
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Many times in my life I’ve been at odds with people. Once with in-laws, multiple times professionally. Walking right up to them & shaking their hand while looking them square in the eyes is a power move. Shows them you don’t fear them at all. This kid knew exactly what he was
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Tell me you’ve never worked in the private sector without telling me…. Who’s been paying for all this “public service”? GFY.
“Twelve days ago, people knew where their next paycheck was coming from. They knew how they were going to pay for their kids' daycare, their medical bills. And then, all gone overnight,” says Kristina Drye, who was fired in the USAID shutdown.
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I’ve heard 3 shots in almost 5 hours, haven’t seen the does which basically live on my property, but I’m having lunch in the blind so life is good.🇺🇸
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If I die and you guys don’t make jokes about me for days, I’m gonna be pissed.
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Stop idolizing internet randos. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Without Googling, name a famous historic battle
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I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but the banking system isn’t going to implode. Put the firearms away and prepare to go to work tomorrow.
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I’m a glass half full guy. This isn’t a black pill, but we’re never uniting as a country again. As much as this upsets me, I’m ready to defend what our ancestors did. I like our odds. God bless the America I love.🇺🇸.
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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t know how much concrete costs.
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This little guy showed up on the camera at my Mom’s place up near mine. Anyone know what this is?
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