I love that you can filter by height, but not by weight. You can filter by zodiac sign, but not ethnicity . At least I'm 6'5" and have a dog. Should net me a slight advantage to make up for the fact I'm retarded.

It did not take long for tinders algo to calibrate

Post pet

RT @capt_bent: @manhattanmaker Mine bought me two

RT @manhattanmaker: I’m not saying my wife is better than yours, but Mrs. W got me a 1911 decanter.💅

RT @NotWill42: I lol’d

Anyone have any tips for making new local friends in your 30s?. Suddenly single and realizing my last local friend also moved out of state a couple years ago, so now it's just me and Leo. Never focused on making new friends over the years because I always did everything with my

RT @Shadzey1: Best country there ever was.

I laughed way too hard when I realized what this was

Absolutely pooped

Yeah but quesadillas tho.

Happy 4th everyone

RT @ITshortking2: Down you go….

GM. It's our birthday tomorrow, but we can pregame today

Caved and bought a service that provides beta testers. It's wild that Google now requires this to the point there's a whole business model around it. If you ever wondered why most apps have ads, cost money or have in app purchases, remember that not even counting development

RT @joelgaines: @DoYaKnowWilma @WeaponOutfitter As with anything, there is more than one way to approach this. I like a weight based appro….