🏴“American Obscenity” Bang Switch Actuator 🏴
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This isn’t the own they think it is.
It’s actually pretty freaking metal.
I definitely identify as American Obscenity.
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@nypost
Except for not smelling, and preventing: athletes foot, jock itch, dandruff, and reducing the likelihood of getting zits, blackheads, etc.
Totally no benefits…
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@ClownWorld_
Tbh, I see her point of view.
She’s working and spending very frugally and can’t get a little help.
Meanwhile, I know a mother of 5 that hasn’t worked a damned day in her life, is in her mid 30s and the state gives her a free ride.
Food stamps, cash assistance, free housing,
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@GretchenCarlson
Women couldn't vote before 1920. Women voting is not some time-honored American tradition, it's a recent mistake that we could fix and save thousands of lives in the process.
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Alright Holosun…You have my attention
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@RepSwalwell
Ya know Eric, I totally would sell my guns to the federal government, but the federal government can’t pass a background check.
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@kriissaa_krae
That’s wild.
I just lock my wife in the secret bunker under the basement when I go out of town.
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I would scorch the entire planet for my daughter.
How many innocent children would you be comfortable with killing to rescue your child?
100?
1,000?
Unlimited?
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But it’s fine that they go to 2nd base on me without my consent!
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@IamironmanMano1
@ClownWorld_
Cool story bro, but when you are young and have no experience it takes time to get a decent paying job
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@SmeIlerman
@ClownWorld_
Try living where I live. If you want an $800 dollar place you’d better be prepared to literally stir shit.
And bus? Not everywhere has public transportation.
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Holy shit.
This dude finds holding a firearm liberating because he knows he could easily murder anybody that perhaps slightly annoys him…
As a gun owner…I’ve never thought something so insanely dangerous.
This guy is a danger to everyone.
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@CaptTwoPointO
@masturdebater
@YeetCannon556
@piper4missouri
@ragingkangaroo
I mean, we all have probably held a firearm or two and yea it’s somewhat liberating to know you have a deadly weapon in your hands and have the capacity to use it on anyone over the slightest thing. Of course we see this behavior displayed routinely by many gun owners
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@WallStreetSilv
Yes, but this is also a bigger problem.
I grew up in a family that was a long line of educators.
My mom was a teacher and eventually moved on to becoming a principal for the last 15 years of her professional career.
We grew up with a nice middle class life in Florida.
My dad
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That is one heck of a broken clock. 😂
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I find this really funny that for all the jokes about Marines being dumb, we are the only ones that can prove we have our stuff.
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@gbellseattle
You are lying, unless all you carried was an M9 pistol because you were a super pog
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There’s a popular movie franchise 4 movies deep now about this very subject…
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@davidhogg111
Good. They are anti gun.
We have
@gunpolicy
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@GunOwners
as well as many others doing the Lord’s work.
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So on this wonderful morning I just want to be real with you all.
To everybody freaking out about how Israel is operating it’s war.
They are fighting war how it’s meant to be fought.
They are fighting to win.
No ridiculous ROEs that lead to being a powerful nation that can’t
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The misses and I finally did the thing today.
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I really shouldn't like this as much as I do
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I just realized Henry makes a Mare's Leg in .44 Magnum...this seems like a perfectly reasonable carry gun...
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Their called nods.
I got nods.
Yes, I’m flexing on you
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I’ve been applying for jobs aggressively over the last several months.
This may sound strange but I greatly appreciate it when companies send an email telling you “no.”
It’s a definitive answer vs ambiguity of radio silence.
Quite frankly, I’d much rather work for a business
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This is the most pathetic patrol/movement to contact I’ve ever seen…
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@DaleStarkA10
My dude…your rifle literally had a plane built around it.
You might want to sit this one out.
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So I’ve still got a ton of weight to lose, but stopped drinking back at the beginning of February and I now fit back into my gear better than I have in years.
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Yeah dude, really got me.
I am an anarchist actually.
I personally take the lesson from 1 Samuel that government is a bad idea.
As a Jew, I recognize governments come and go.
G-d and his word is eternal and the only rule man needs.
I wish to harm nobody, but violence is a
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Getting a block is cool…causing a dude to delete his entire account is just awesome
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@IronStache
@th3v0t4ry
Dude, you should really stop pointing out your stupidity on the internet.
You could just own your wrongness like a man, and admit you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about...or just keep doubling and tripling down so we can all mock you.
You do you tho.
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Yeah...12-18 month lead time plus apparently about 7 months (per my experience today) ATF approval...but I really want this.
This is exactly what I want.
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I love this place
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Winamp was legit.
Who didn’t love trying out the seemingly limitless number of skins!
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The Master Key is really kind of ridiculous in retrospect...
However...I still want one because well...it's absolutely ridiculous.
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The best thing about this tweet is seeing the confused normies
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AR-15 is trending.
You might say that I think it's a good platform.
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@EmilyYahr
Wut?
Are you serious.
Tracy Chapman absolutely crushed it with this song.
I still hear it all the time.
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@JHartley2
Remember those backpacks the Corps had for IED signal jamming?
I wonder if those could be repurposed for jamming drones…
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@GeneforTexas
Threatening to murder Americans using the US military is exactly why you should never hold political power
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PSA is gonna just get all our money.
They should buy Holosun and just dominate the entire firearms industry.
Out of all the things PSA has shown for Shot Show, I am most excited by the .308 JAKL.
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Well that should get me out of jury duty!
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You really can never really know people from online interactions.
A lot of us are finding out this morning that a couple people in our space are pedophiles.
These were people many of us have been mutuals with for years.
I’m glad they got caught, and hope the absolute worst for
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@KellDA
@Jason_Aldean
Democracy is tyranny of the majority.
The gun empowers the minority.
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@alanfranklin
Yes.
Unironically.
But there’s also something to be said about 3D printing your own guns too.
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"We have Killdozer at home."
Killdozer at home...
Madman driving a skid loader rams into a police cruiser at a Home Depot in Nebraska.
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😂 I forgot I wrote this on one of the registration forms when I was making an SBR via Form 1.
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Well it’s been real yall.
I have been diagnosed with the terminal disease known as “the man flu.”
It was nice getting to know you all.
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@NateB_Panic
LOL, seriously?
I grew up in the South and spent plenty of time in Afghanistan where we would wish it was only 94F and spent hours walking around in the sun with no shade in full combat gear.
At 94F go to the beach, and soak up some sun.
So mam, gonna need you to calm down
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@hadtodoitmyway
Hey, I OWN that exact setup.
You’re an oathbreaker and traitor to the Constitution and The People.
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Absolutely.
Marines are actually proficient with their weapons.
@BangSwitch5000
so you mean to tell me that the marines were clearing buildings in fallujah flipping their safeties on and off like a three-gun comp? come on now.
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@BenZeisloft
This is absolutely ridiculous.
These two guys are preordering babies while every time I try to put my kids up for sale, Ebay takes my listings down!
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Anti gun nerds and box wine bimbos: “If you are in trouble you don’t need a gun, just call the police!”
The police: …
ATT customers are experiencing a nationwide outage in many areas this morning. Some Verizon and T-Mobile customers are also affected.
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@PeterZeihan
It’s the exact opposite actually.
During Trump’s presidency the E4 Mafia was calling him the “god emperor” in my unit.
Dudes changed out the official photo of President Trump for Warhammer meme photos of him.
What happened?
The base of the military (republican straight white
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Let me again remind you all that less than 100 years ago people could order belt fed machines from a Sears catalog and it would show up to your door without ID or background checks.
This is retarded because he acts like we don't have a multi tiered anarcho-tyranny justice system.
Illegals having a right to bear arms doesn't mean you suddenly get any more free, it means it's just one more litigious framework you have to comply with that they do not.
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My wife is a barbarian. I’m gonna seriously have to think about divorcing her over this abominable act
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@LouisvilleGun
What’s funny is these people really don’t realize this isn’t 1860.
The American South isn’t some 3rd world agrarian countryside, it is now an industrial powerhouse and is where roughly a bajillion military bases are.
People aren’t just moving to the South for warmer weather,
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This was my Uncle Chip. He died on Friday at 91 years young.
Served in Korea and was one of the toughest and stubbornest SOB’s you could have ever met.
He was a huge influence in inspiring me to join the Corps.
I vividly remember being a kid playing with his officers sword
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Job interview on Thursday!
Total compensation is a little lower than I’d like but still would be a solid financial move in the right direction.
Wish my luck bois
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Welp…talked to the wife.
She’s cool with us relocating if need be for me to get a new job.
Texas also just got green lit as an option
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Soooo just a few minutes ago the wife saw a little girl in our basement.
The problem with this is our girls were both upstairs with me��
The girl went from the bed to my desk across the room and then disappeared.
There’s no exit by my desk…
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@NoLieWithBTC
That is actually an endorsement.
We don’t need more laws.
We need to repeal laws.
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Yooooo I just got the notification my 2 suppressors cleared!
Weird I got them on a Sunday.
I bought them in January…nice
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@Ally_Sammarco
You assume we are all Republicans and have no training.
Lady, we have 20 years of GWOT combat veterans and even more veterans that never saw combat but got trained up to fight.
Your ignorance is astounding.
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What kind of American are you?
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What is your office gun today?
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And there it is.
An “assault weapons ban” is not useful because of too many technicalities.
Federal, state, and local laws that have been unchallenged for decades already protect animals from hunting with semi-auto guns.
We should extend the same protections to people by banning all semi-autos.
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Jfc I’m on my 4 hour flight from San Diego back to the east coast and I not only managed to get the middle seat…but to make matters worse the woman next me is and freaking land whale with her blubber flabbing over into my seat.
And she legit smells like crap. Not smells bad,
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This is the cringiest thing I have seen happen in the tacticool crowd since the boomer fudds at Wilson Combat said the most boomerist fudd meme lore unironically.
🔎 We asked Kyle Rittenhouse to build an armor kit. Here is his design.
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I wanna see my file!
BREAKING: The federal government has been illegally surveilling and building profiles for Americans in secret portal called DSAC for those who oppose firearm restrictions, lockdowns & vaccine mandates, and or support border security and are labeling them as domestic extremists.
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@Bushra1Shaikh
This is pretty standard processing for captured enemy combatants.
It allows you to process them to assure they are disarmed.
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Is this an insurrection?
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#BREAKING
: Pro-Palestinian protesters are now climbing up the on the White house fence as they throw objects at the Secret Service
📌
#Washington
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#DC
Currently, thousands of Pro-Palestine supporters have gathered at the White House after today's large march against US
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@Thurston_Hauser
@MorosKostas
@NaviGoBoom
False.
I’ve left mags loaded for over a decade now and they still work just fine.
Springs don’t wear out from being compressed, they were out from compression/decompression over time, aka use.
This is basic physics.
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I think we all need this quote for later.
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So cool story bro, but now do New Hampshire which is consistently ranked the top 2nd or 3rd state for safety.
New Hampshire not only has nearly no gun laws, we prohibit police from enforcing federal gun laws, have the highest machine gun ownership per capita, constitutional
@RepMTG
She is telling us to buy guns to protect ourselves from the very people she is telling to buy guns. Here’s what’s gonna happen with that- more shootings. With road rage instead of middle fingers you’ll get shoot outs. What would be fist fights at bars become shoot outs.
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Why Eotech backwards?
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Well my friends. Definitely have reached a bittersweet moment with my daughter and parenting.
The bug no longer wants to go to bed in our arms. She wants to be put in her bed and put herself to sleep.
Putting her to bed has basically been one of our biggest things together and
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GM.
Today I woke up to see I’ve passed 7,000 followers.
You all a bunch of degenerates and I love you for it.
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@shoe0nhead
It’s almost as if women aren’t interested in super hero movies…
You’d think that considering since the dawn of comic books they’ve been a male dominated audience that movie makers would just make the movies for that target audience…
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No.
End of discussion.
Good talk
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11 inches so far and no sign of the storm stopping any time soon.
Supposed to snow until 10PM…it is not even 10AM yet
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@TheGreenOldDill
I’m just gonna say it…unless you are buying a KAC, LMT, or a few others…there is no reason to buy anything other than a PSA rifle at this point.
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Roachcoach!
No hidden object here, but most of you have different names for this.
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